Britney Spears violated drug testing order, missed 8 of 14 tests

[Pilaf]

Not #1

November 7th, 2007

Britney Spears Blackout debuts at #2
Britney Spears Blackout did not debut as the #1 record in America today as was previously expected. Due to a revised policy by Billboard, The Eagles Long Road Out of Eden topped the charts with 711,000 albums sold versus 290,000 for Britney. The revised policy allows exclusive albums available through limited retailers to appear on the Billboard list of bestselling albums (Long Road Out of Eden is only available at Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club stores). In other news, the US Census Bureau issued an apology today for miscounting the total number of mentally handicapped individuals in the 2000 Census by 290,000.

[Grimmlok]

ughhh fix that post

[Dixie Normos]

I'm not sure how long a drug would stay in your system for, but her skin looks bad enough to be a meth user.

Drugs go through your system eventually and cannot be detected, but their residue resides forever in your hair and nails. Hmmmm, shaved her head? Bites her nails?

How about toenails, clip 'em and ship 'em to a drug analysis lab!

[Palermo]

But but, if he does that, then the boys won't get to go chandelier shopping! Which we all know toddlers love!

[Pilaf]

The bad news: Britney Spears is fucking crazy.
The good news: There’s medication for that!

[Sweetie]

Britney has ALWAYS had really bad skin. If the skin is the clue of meth use in her case then Kevin was well aware of it before he married her and had kids with her.
There were many a picture of her with white cream on her zits before they got married. She is just prone to shitty skin.
I really don't think she's on meth. You would see signs of a runny and/or red nose with the amount of use they are saying she does. Unless of course she's doing it as cat on a hot tin roof, which would be too much work for Brit.

The Britney Spears That You Have Never Seen Before Album

[Rondette]

Originally Posted by queenb3577

Why are they even having her do random piss tests? Why not just take a hair folicle test once a month?? That shows more than any piss test and tells you how far back the drugs were taken.

Probably coz that rat's nest isn't her REAL hair!!

[Grimmlok]

Skin doesn't take well to cheeto slime.

[CherryDarling]

Damn, she looked so hot here. The one on the left obviously.

[Beeyotch]

Yeah, I don't quite understand why they don't do follicle tests instead. The court papers said something about how only pee tests follow federal standards and regulations for drug testing in cases like these, which I totally don't understand.

[KrisNine]

Enough already. This chick has run out of chances. Random drug tests are just that RANDOM. She needs to roll her nasty lumpy ass out of bed and submit to the tests, just like anyone else. I know other celebs (Tommy Lee) had to submit to random drug tests for a couple of years and did it.

[Pilaf]

Days after a judge ruled that Britney Spears could only spend three days a week with her children, she reacted by leaving her two kids in a parked car with a court-appointed monitor (whose job description does not include babysitting) as she shopped for $18,200 worth of chandeliers at the Crystal Place design shop near L.A. November 4.
Why does Spears, 25 — even after having physical custody of her kids taken away — keep exhibiting such questionable parenting skills?
Sources say the troubled pop star does not seem to grasp the gravity of her custody case, and they blame her bizarre public behavior (swapping clothes with a stranger, among her recent moves) on psychological issues, not drugs.
“It’s not substance abuse — it’s mental!” a confidante tells Us.
Pals suspect adult-onset ADD or PPD, with one friend saying, postpartum has always been a problem” after giving birth to Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
For more about Spears’ latest struggles, check out the latest issue of Us, on newsstands now and click over to our slideshow of the singer's new style, wearing tops as dresses, here.

[litupgirl]

Just heard on Fox News that Britney didn't respond to her drug test b/c she was taking a nap. Sure.

[Mira]

Originally Posted by Pilaf

Sources say the troubled pop star does not seem to grasp the gravity of her custody case, and they blame her bizarre public behavior (swapping clothes with a stranger, among her recent moves) on psychological issues, not drugs. “It’s not substance abuse — it’s mental!” a confidante tells US. Pals suspect adult-onset ADD or PPD, with one friend saying, postpartum has always been a problem” after giving birth to Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

Oh please. There are thousands - no millions - of adults with adult onset ADD and they are high-functioning. This is drugs, post-partum, divorce, self-entitlement... the list is endless. ADD's just not one of them. She may well have ADD, but that is not the thing that is causing her behavior. Idiots.

[Grimmlok]

LOL she was taking a nap?

All 14 times?

I thought she had an album to promote? I mean, chandeliers to buy? I mean, collagen to get? I mean her intercom was broken? I mean her phone number changed? I mean she doesn't get any signal? I mean... I mean...