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Thread: Britney Spears secretly married Adnan Ghalib

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    Wow, you're right! He's won the friggin lottery here! Way to go loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    What a surprise, not. I knew he'd get hooked to her legally some way. If it's not legal now, it soon will be. Next on his agenda: Impregnate the Britney. That is good for eighteen years of child support payments. Cuz you know she will never get custody of any child.
    Well, at least it's a fool proof plan. There's no way BatshitBritney would get to keep that baby either.

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    So is the marriage legit? I think it'd be awesome if they did this and they shipped his ass back to England, anyway.

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    This is my shocked face...
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Someone please please please put this girl back in a hospital. Love her, hate her, whichever...she is outta her damned mind.
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    Britney runs off and gets married for a third time. Now all she needs to do is go on Maury Povich and get a DNA test for paternity, as her new husband gets arrested for bigamy, and the picture is complete.

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    I'd like to invite the INS to get this all figured out and taken care of. I bet her parents are already on that, as we speak. He's practically begging to be deported.

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    ^^Maybe if we're lucky they can get a package deal and have Britney deported with him. Then we can play a new game called 'where in the world is Britney Santiago fucking up today?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^Maybe if we're lucky they can get a package deal and have Britney deported with him. Then we can play a new game called 'where in the world is Britney Santiago fucking up today?'

    !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^Maybe if we're lucky they can get a package deal and have Britney deported with him. Then we can play a new game called 'where in the world is Britney Santiago fucking up today?'

    Thank you King!

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    OMG, that is so Liz Taylor! She's going to make it to 8 real soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nana51 View Post
    Wow were you really born in Mexico?
    Actually, I'm the only one in my family born in the US; my 4 brothers and 2 sisters were all born and mostly raised in Mexico.

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    Can he legally be married to 2 people? NO! Nullified.

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    i'm not surprised at all.

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    His family is from Afghanistan right? Maybe it's legal there


    edit : He has a wikipedia article

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