Britney Spears secretly married Adnan Ghalib

**BoogsBun** · February 13th, 2008, 04:38 PM

What a freakin idiot. She has the mental capacity of a turd.

**crackho** · February 13th, 2008, 04:39 PM

I am so happy for them! Wish I had an address so I could send a blender.

**MissDecember** · February 13th, 2008, 04:41 PM

Hmmm, I predicted this awhile back, using Marilyn Monroe's and journalist Robert Slatzer's Mexico wedding as a comparison.

**Grimmlok** · February 13th, 2008, 04:42 PM

Don't do that, the retarded flippercheeto will end up in it.

**sputnik** · February 13th, 2008, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

It's a mexican wedding, you probably only need to bring a goat or something

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Don't do that, the retarded flippercheeto will end up in it.

damn, you are on fire today

**Mariesoleil** · February 13th, 2008, 05:06 PM

WTF? Just when you thought she couldn't do anything more...

**lurkur** · February 13th, 2008, 05:16 PM

What a loser, it's not even entertainingly (?) shocking anymore, it's just boring and redundant by a pathetic loser who needs attention.

**Cotjockey** · February 13th, 2008, 05:28 PM

^^ ITA, there's no shock value when it comes to Batshitbrit anymore since waaay back.

**Trixie** · February 13th, 2008, 05:34 PM

She decided to give him $250,000 to speed up the divorce, according to Star. “She was on a $1,000-a-day spending limit imposed by lawyers but she told them she needed the money to buy a new Mercedes,” the source says.

Well that might explain their visit to the Mercedes dealer, when she was wearing her old wedding dress...

I wonder if he really managed to get $250k from her.

**Beeyotch** · February 13th, 2008, 05:41 PM

So what, she bought a $250,000 Mercedes for him? Unless he sold it right back, how is that going to speed up a divorce?

**greysfang** · February 13th, 2008, 05:43 PM

Dumbass.

**Trixie** · February 13th, 2008, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

So what, she bought a $250,000 Mercedes for him? Unless he sold it right back, how is that going to speed up a divorce?

Nah, I don't think she bought him a car...I doubt that would have escaped the tabloids/paps. I was thinking she went for the photo op at the Mercedes dealer to make her lawyers/accountant think that's what the $250k was for.

But...who knows with her. I'm sure it will all come out once Jamie gets his hands on the business manager's records.

**BoogsBun** · February 13th, 2008, 05:55 PM

She's going to be so disappointed when they get divorced. I don't think it will cause such the uproar that her divorce from Kevin caused (assuming they do get legally married).

**Moongirl** · February 13th, 2008, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

It's a mexican wedding, you probably only need to bring a goat or something

Well, duh, someone has to be the bride!

**MissVenus** · February 13th, 2008, 06:40 PM

While the legalities of all this are questionable, I absolutely do not put it past either of them - she's as stupid as he is coniving.

He's hopped off the CrazyTrain and got right onto the GravyTrain.