Britney Spears is ready to release her new single

[sara1089]

Yippee for us.

[Aella]

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

My fave is 'if you've ever been to heaven this is twice as nice'. Okay, but if you've been to heaven you're DEAD. So is she talking about making sweet love to corpses now?? What? Or is she just saying that having sex with her is exactly twice as nice as dying?

Given the options of sex with Britney or dying, I'd have to say I'd go with dying...

Haha, good point.

It's not that sex with Britney is as morally reprehensible as necrophilia. It's just that both will result in mockery, reek of desperation, and carry a high risk of infection and/or death.

[ooOORosieOOoo]

Well I haven't heard either song so I'm not going to bag her just for the hell of it. I can't stand what she's become these past few years but I think it would actually be nice for her to get back up on top.

[Gen X EJC]

Originally Posted by Aella

It's not that sex with Britney is as morally reprehensible as necrophilia. It's just that both will result in mockery, reek of desperation, and carry a high risk of infection and/or death.

Although I have to say Britney having a video in a graveyard doing lap dances on tombstones would have to be the best thing she's done in years...