Britney Spears miscarries?

[BoogsBun]

Originally Posted by crackho

No, they were on the wrong end and sucked out her brain.

Damn! They should've done a two-for.

[Beeyotch]

Originally Posted by crackho

No, they were on the wrong end and sucked out her brain.

Of course, you know the only appropriate response to this comment is...what brain?

[Calimoonchild]

What MySpace page is this anyway? HEr Official?

I have a hard time believing Britney even knows how to operate a computer, much less set up and use a MySpace account.

[NicoleWasHere]

Would it be wrong for me to say, that a miscarriage could be the best thing that's ever happened to her?

[Aella]

I'm sure it's a rumor, but if it did happen, it really shows Mother Nature Knows Best.

[Dixie Normos]

Yeah, she had a spontanious abotion...of the brain.

[MissVenus]

Brit... silly cow... can't stand her...

[KrisNine]

Originally Posted by Calimoonchild

What MySpace page is this anyway? HEr Official?

I have a hard time believing Britney even knows how to operate a computer, much less set up and use a MySpace account.

That's so true. She wouldn't have the slightest idea of how to use a computer. I'm surprised the bitch can use a cell phone!

[NoNoRehab]

If true, that zygote proved itself ten times smarter that Britney could ever be. "Fuck this bitch! Where's the self-destruct button in here??? This place smells like gin and meth."

[moomies]

Originally Posted by Calimoonchild

What MySpace page is this anyway? HEr Official?

I have a hard time believing Britney even knows how to operate a computer, much less set up and use a MySpace account.

I didn't know she had a MySpace page (no, I don't want to find out by googling ). She does have an official website though and she has some kinda blog where she puts messages out there for the fans or whatever... But I agree, I don't think she'd know how to use a computer, she prolly just jots something down on a piece of paper and gets one of her people to post it online or something.

[pacific breeze]

She can read and write? lol

[sputnik]

if this is true, then praise jeebus for sparing the world another FAS-faced spears spawn. lord knows she wouldn't be smart enough to use birth control or get an abortion if she was preggers. she strikes me as the idiot type that will go out and party and fuck around but abortions are wrong 'coz theyz a sin'

[stylejunkiex]

Is it bad that I don't see this as a tragedy but as a godsend?

[Novice]

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

Would it be wrong for me to say, that a miscarriage could be the best thing that's ever happened to her?

ITA, so if its wrong for you, its wrong for me too!

If she was 4 weeks pregnant, she was two weeks late... so I'm going for the "was never preggers, just counted her days wrong" - hell, who here hasn't had a late period (ok, I mean females...)

[Beeyotch]

Originally Posted by NoNoRehab

If true, that zygote proved itself ten times smarter that Britney could ever be. "Fuck this bitch! Where's the self-destruct button in here??? This place smells like gin and meth."

Originally Posted by pacific breeze

She can read and write? lol

That was the first giveaway that this is probably made up.

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

Would it be wrong for me to say, that a miscarriage could be the best thing that's ever happened to her?

Or the best thing that never happened to her...whatev. No kid=good thing for Twitters.