The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps

[Just Kill Me]

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Isn't Mel like a raging drunk and a nasty racist? Doesn't sound too decent to me.

That's exactly what I was thinking.
Damnit Britney, do something crazy.

[ingi]

Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney Kiss and Make Up?

By Ginger Marks
Mar 17, 2008

Is Britney Spears really jealous of her younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears? The two were reportedly battling to the point where Britney was said to have told Jamie Lynn she would not be attending her wedding. But now the older sister has tried to make it up to Jamie with a $30,000 pay out for a nursery, a report claims.
Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney Kiss and Make Up?
The older sister Britney may be willing to part with the cash to keep Jamie Lynn in her camp in case she ever needs her against the parents. The L.A. baby boutique Petit Tresor is where Britney supposedly set to drop the thirty grand. A source has said that she will spare no expense and go organic, and she has ordered some kind of a six-foot tall elephant with a blue bow to be the centerpiece for the new design.

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I guess that means it is a boy for Jamie Lynn and boyfriend Casey Aldridge. The odd story comes on the heels of all sorts of reports that Britney us very unhappy at home as she is stuck in Los Angeles and being forced to obey her dad's very strict and probably needed ground rules.

The same goes for Jamie Lynn down south in Kentwood, Louisiana as mom is reportedly keeping her in line there. Reports have indicated that Britney and Jamie Lynn are ready to break free from the parents, will the new baby nursery be enough to get Jamie Lynn back on Britney's side? National Ledger - Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney Kiss and Make Up?

[ingi]

Britney Spears Panty Raid: Flashing Paparazzi Days Checked

By Cyndi James
Mar 17, 2008

Remember the days when Britney Spears used to go out and lift her skirt for her pals in the paparazzi and show off what is underneath. There were rarely any panties and if there were, she might use them as props while she danced away like a stripper in a window of a restaurant.
Britney Spears Panty Raid: Flashing Paparazzi Days Checked (Image: Wenn)
Those days are done if dad Jamie Spears has anything to say about it. While mom Lynne Spears is busy in Louisiana trying to keep Jamie Lynn Spears in the house and under control, dad has laid down some ground rules in Los Angeles. The Spears parents are tag teaming Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears with some discipline. many will say - better late than never.

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In the most ridiculous item so far of the day dad Jamie reportedly checks Britney like she is about seven years old and makes certain she has her underwear on before she leaves the house, and that is when he allows her to go out. The National Enquirer cites an insider that says, "Jamie makes sure to ask Britney is she has underwear on before she goes out."

Oh and they are trying to get her to stop flashing her breasts and keep that checked as well. Brett is identified as her assistant in the story and the claim is that he keeps her from going braless. The source says, "Her dad is adamant and insists she change if she's falling out of her top." National Ledger - Britney Spears Panty Raid: Flashing Paparazzi Days Checked

[baked_tater]

Originally Posted by ingi

Saturday, March 15th 2008
Casa de Douche




KFed and Daddy Jamie Spears will reportedly join forces to manage a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. This is a brilliant idea since neither of them are Mexican and L.A. definitely needs more Mexican restaurants. Money maker! Brit Brit will apparently fund the joint. When I say "Brit Brit will fund the joint" I mean Daddy Spears will use her money since he's the HBIC of her finances.
A source said, “K-Fed wants to take over a Mexican place in LA with him and Jamie as managers. The restaurant, called Casa Cordobes, has been a favorite of Kevin’s for a while. He ate there with Britney. Now the owner wants to retire he really wants to run it. Kevin and Jamie get along well nowadays and Jamie is keen to get back into the restaurant game.”
This sounds like a fucking 80s sitcom. They should let Brit Brit takeover the menu. Think of all the delicious things she could come up with! I'm thinking Frapp flan, Huevos Rancheetos, carne asucka and orange soda horchata.
Source

Now this just galls me. Why the hell would Britney want her affairs minded by a drunken flake who wants to hang out with her ex all the time?? Where ARE Britney's civil rights? This seems like a HUGE conflict of interest, just like golfing was inappropriate for Jamie Spears to do with kfed, at least while he is minding Brit's affairs. Something about this whole mess is fishy to me IMO.

[bellini]

In the most ridiculous item so far of the day dad Jamie reportedly checks Britney like she is about seven years old and makes certain she has her underwear on before she leaves the house, and that is when he allows her to go out. The National Enquirer cites an insider that says, "Jamie makes sure to ask Britney is she has underwear on before she goes out."

That is so pathetic. But the world owes Jamie a big Thank You! I hope I never have see Britney's razor burned gash again. Truly a vomit inducing sight.

[ingi]

I wonder how he checks if she is wearing panties?

[ingi]

Secret girlfriend says Adnan was two timing her with Britney
Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 (EST)
Shocked that he is now back with Britney Spears, Adnan's secret girlfriend, LA waitress Amanda Pagel, has spoken out claiming that Adnan misled her about his relationship with Britney by claming it was not sexual. Print this page Email this page addthis_pub = 'vkthakur';

A file photo of Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib in Los Angeles. Photo Credit: Splash News/File

March 18, 2008 (Sawf News) - Shocked that he is now back with Britney Spears, Adnan's secret girlfriend, LA waitress Amanda Pagel, has spoken out claiming that Adnan misled her about his relationship with Britney by claming it was not sexual.
In an interview with Look magazine Amanda claims Adnan would go and meet Britney immediately after having sex with her claiming that he "pitied" her. He also told Amanda that he wanted to run away with her to Italy.
Amanda first met Adnan in January, shortly after she broke off with an earlier boyfriend,
Adnan assured Amanda that his relationship with Britney was not sexual.
"'He kept saying: As soon as she's better and back on her own two feet doing her own thing, we can go public," Amanda says.
"And he told me he 'pitied' her and felt really sorry for her. She'd been through a lot and he used to say he was the only one that she trusted."
"We started texting 40-50 times a day, just jokes to start off with, then flirty messages."….We saw each other pretty much every day."
Adnan started to visit Amanda at home saying he did not want to be seen with her in public so as not to betray Britney.
While with Amanda Adnan would often receive calls from Britney.
"He'd answer immediately and walk into another room to speak - he always whispered into his mobile and shut the door," she says.
Amanda says she began to realize that all was not well when she read reports that Britney had thrown Adnan's iPhone into her pool in a fit of rage after finding flirty text messages on it.
Adnan denied the story but later, when Amanda read reports that Britney could be pregnant, she realized that there were "three of us in this relationship - and I would never be a priority."
Later Adnan admitted to her that "It's just time-share." After photos of Adnan leaving Amanda's home were published, he suggested that they put their relationship on hold until everything blows over.

Secret girlfriend says Adnan was two timing her with Britney

[Just Kill Me]

I hate his nasty facial hair. OMFG it makes my left eye twitch.

[ingi]

Britney is gonna flip when she finds out the Arab had a gf all along.

[cherrypye]

Originally Posted by ingi

Britney is gonna flip when she finds out the Arab had a gf all along.

He's Pakistani, not Arab.

[NicoleWasHere]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

So much fucking hype! CBS has released this short ass clip of Brit Brit's upcoming appearance on that "How I Met Your Memaw" show. It's like they won the lottery. In the clip Brit asks Doogie Howser, "Can we have sex and then go shopping?" Sweetie, he's strictly dickly. He'll totally take you shopping though and then maybe he can degrease your weave.
And nothing sends my cheeks running towards my eyelids like hearing Brit's little baby voice. I secretly love it like I secretly love getting up in the middle of the night to piss.



Britney Spears on How I Met - Brightcove

Dlisted | Be Very Afraid

Would it be strange for me to say, she actually looked good and cleaned up, there?

[aabbcc]

Originally Posted by ingi

Britney is gonna flip when she finds out the Arab had a gf all along.

She didn't care that he had a wife. I doubt she'd fall to pieces over a girlfriend.

[Beeyotch]

^^How does that ugly mofo get either a wife or a girlfriend? He must get them dickmatized or something.

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by ingi

Secret girlfriend says Adnan was two timing her with Britney
Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 (EST)
Shocked that he is now back with Britney Spears, Adnan's secret girlfriend, LA waitress Amanda Pagel, has spoken out claiming that Adnan misled her about his relationship with Britney by claming it was not sexual. Print this page Email this page addthis_pub = 'vkthakur';

A file photo of Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib in Los Angeles. Photo Credit: Splash News/File

March 18, 2008 (Sawf News) - Shocked that he is now back with Britney Spears, Adnan's secret girlfriend, LA waitress Amanda Pagel, has spoken out claiming that Adnan misled her about his relationship with Britney by claming it was not sexual.
In an interview with Look magazine Amanda claims Adnan would go and meet Britney immediately after having sex with her claiming that he "pitied" her. He also told Amanda that he wanted to run away with her to Italy.
Amanda first met Adnan in January, shortly after she broke off with an earlier boyfriend,
Adnan assured Amanda that his relationship with Britney was not sexual.
"'He kept saying: As soon as she's better and back on her own two feet doing her own thing, we can go public," Amanda says.
"And he told me he 'pitied' her and felt really sorry for her. She'd been through a lot and he used to say he was the only one that she trusted."
"We started texting 40-50 times a day, just jokes to start off with, then flirty messages."….We saw each other pretty much every day."
Adnan started to visit Amanda at home saying he did not want to be seen with her in public so as not to betray Britney.
While with Amanda Adnan would often receive calls from Britney.
"He'd answer immediately and walk into another room to speak - he always whispered into his mobile and shut the door," she says.
Amanda says she began to realize that all was not well when she read reports that Britney had thrown Adnan's iPhone into her pool in a fit of rage after finding flirty text messages on it.
Adnan denied the story but later, when Amanda read reports that Britney could be pregnant, she realized that there were "three of us in this relationship - and I would never be a priority."
Later Adnan admitted to her that "It's just time-share." After photos of Adnan leaving Amanda's home were published, he suggested that they put their relationship on hold until everything blows over.

Secret girlfriend says Adnan was two timing her with Britney

So Amanda you lying little cunt_you told national television that it was all a lie when you talked to your boyfriend Perry on Make Me A Supermodel on bravo..on national TV.. You are a whore!

[t13nif]

Originally Posted by cherrypye

He's Pakistani, not Arab.

Actually he is Afghani.