The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps

[Beeyotch]

Manboobs was all I saw in that picture. It even made me forget how much I hate his fucking retarded landing strip. Total douchebag, and he looks like one too.

[NicoleWasHere]

I wish someone would crash into that retard's car while he's in it.

[southernbelle]

Jamie needs to put his foot down and keep this starfucking user away from Britney. IMO, the best thing they could do for Britney would be to totally cut her off from all of her "friends" and take her back to Kentwood. Completely withdraw her from the spotlight and the people that it attracts.

Most of her "friends" such as Adnan, Osama Lutfi, and Alli Sims are in it to get their hands on the Britney Spears fortune while getting their 15 minutes of fame at the same time. They WANT her to be mentally unstable because it's much easier for them to manipulate her when she's in that state.

In Kentwood, she would be around normal people. After a few months, maybe she could even get a normal job to keep her humble and to occupy her time so that she stays out of trouble. I could see her opening a dance studio, since she seems to enjoy teaching dance classes to kids. As long as she's got assholes like Adnan taking advantage of her, she's not going to recover.

[ingi]

Britney Spears' Break the Ice will Debut TODAY!
Posted on Mar 12 2008 - 4:10pm by Angela | 0 comments
Britney Spears' much talked-about new video for Break the Ice will premiere online tonight at 6:30 EST but there are a few things you need to know before you get access.
The completely animated video will be airing on http://www.blackoutball.com/ and access to see the video is limited to a few fans.
Once you go to the website, there's a cute poem greeting you and then you're required to enter two secret words before you're allowed in.
Don't worry, eGossip is hooking you up with the words so you can score access.
The two passwords needed to enter the site and see the video (and to mingle with other Britney fans who plan to watch the video online tonight at 6:30) are danger and victory.
Hopefully you get there in time to gain access (apparently there's a limit).
Let us know what you think of the video! Britney Spears' Break the Ice will Debut Today! | eGossip

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by ingi

Britney Spears' Break the Ice will Debut TODAY!
Posted on Mar 12 2008 - 4:10pm by Angela | 0 comments
Britney Spears' much talked-about new video for Break the Ice will premiere online tonight at 6:30 EST but there are a few things you need to know before you get access.
The completely animated video will be airing on http://www.blackoutball.com/ and access to see the video is limited to a few fans.
Britney Spears: Photo Credit: WENNOnce you go to the website, there's a cute poem greeting you and then you're required to enter two secret words before you're allowed in.
Don't worry, eGossip is hooking you up with the words so you can score access.
The two passwords needed to enter the site and see the video (and to mingle with other Britney fans who plan to watch the video online tonight at 6:30) are danger and victory.
Hopefully you get there in time to gain access (apparently there's a limit).
Let us know what you think of the video! Britney Spears' Break the Ice will Debut Today! | eGossip

Any reviews yet?

[ingi]

easier link up now...it might actually be good! Exhale - Powered by XMB

[Beeyotch]

I am too curious for my own good so I watched it and got what was coming to me. It sucked. Badly. Tremendously. Like they plucked the most random, weird anime that had nothing to do with Britney or the song and played her song in the background. Anyone on youtube could have put it together.

[MissVenus]

That was 3 minutes and 20 seconds of my life wasted.

[Penny Lane]

The video'll probably be good masturbatory fodder for some Britney-loving-anime-fantards.

Somewhere in a quiet Canadian town the sounds of jacking off is in perfect coordination with the processed cheese sounds of Britney.

[aabbcc]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Anyone on youtube could have put it together.

And done a better job.

[ingi]

Britney Spears orders six-foot tall elephant for Jamie Lynn



Troubled Britney Spears has reportedly ordered a six-foot tall elephant for her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn Spears’ nursery.
The Toxic star - who has two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline - is shelling out a whopping $30,000 on the unusual gift for her niece or nephew.
A source close to the 26-year-old pop wreck said: “Petit Tresor is designing the nursery for Jamie Lynn’s baby in Kentwood, Louisiana. It has an ocean theme, and is going to have organic bedding and baby blankets.
“Britney is picking up the tab. So far she’s spent more than $30,000 on it - she’s sparing no expense. She also ordered a custom made, six-foot tall elephant with a blue bow which she wants to sit in the middle of the nursery.”
‘Zoey 101′ star Jamie Lynn, 16, is expecting her first child with boyfriend Casey Aldridge, this summer.
Jamie recently sparked rumors she was expecting a boy after visiting Petit Tresor with Britney and purchased several items that were light blue in color.
A source recently told MSNBC.com’s The Scoop: “Britney originally said the items were for her sons.
“But the line appeared to be a cover for Jamie Lynn.
“None of the items could have been mistaken for being purchased for the two kids Britney already has.”


By Owen Williams, Mar 13 2008 © Copyright 2008 - Showbiz Spy Britney Spears orders six-foot tall elephant for Jamie Lynn | Showbiz Gossip, Showbiz News, Entertainment News - Showbiz Spy

[ingi]

Jamie Lynn Spears Getting $30,000.00 Reward For Getting Pregnant At 16?
by Mike Baron



You would think that her family would be disappointed in her, but instead, Jamie Lynn Spears' family appears to be rewarding the pregnant teen.
Jamie-Lynn Spears, who fell pregnant just months ago, will be getting a $30,000 nursery designed by Petit Tresor, thanks to big sister Britney Spears.
According to our friends at TMZ, a source tells MSNBC that J-Lynn is building a nursery in Kentwood, La., near the rest of the family, and that it's being designed by Petit Tresor, which also did J. Lo's nurseries. Apparently, Britney is paying for the ocean-themed room, and shelling out more than $30,000 for it (even though she's only getting $1,500 per week allowance.)
Yes, instead of teaching young Jamie-Lynn a valuable lesson, her family will shower her with gifts and give her a $30,000 nursery, which is totally necessary.
Ask any other 16-year-old mom if her pregnancy was that easy. Why don't they get $30,000 nurseries and designer baby clothes? Oh right, because they're not in the Spears family. Jamie Lynn Spears Getting $30,000 Reward For Getting Pregnant At 16? - Tittle-Tattle Too™: The Post Chronicle

[NicoleWasHere]

Originally Posted by stylejunkiex

The video'll probably be good masturbatory fodder for some Britney-loving-anime-fantards.

Somewhere in a quiet Canadian town the sounds of jacking off is in perfect coordination with the processed cheese sounds of Britney.

What, you can see through Grimm's window?

[heathersharon]

That video really sucked. Wow. Craptastic.

[ingi]

Financially Lagging Britney Spears Offered $4 Million To 'Perform' For Rich Sheikhs In Dubai

By Tim on March 13, 2008 2:18 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)
TV star Britney Spears has been offered $4 million to perform a single song to a group of rich sheikhs in Dubai, reports The Daily Star.

Brit, who's currently on a $1,500 per week debit card allowance has been approached by Pakistani Sheeraz Hasan to perform 'I'm A Slave 4 U' to an elite audience.

Included with the $4 million she was offered luxury accommodation on her own private island. Should verge- on- bankruptcy Britney take the offer?


Financially Lagging Britney Spears Offered $4 Million To 'Perform' For Rich Sheikhs In Dubai - Wicked Youth