The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps

[baked_tater]

She looks pregnant to me. But, she looks tubby too. Time will tell!!

[WhateverLolaWants]

This is what happens when you have lipo and don't do the maintenance afterwards.

[Sojiita]

I hope she is pregnant. For all the wrong reasons..but I stand by my hope. And SUSHI! Did she share chopsticks/ *Exchange glances* with anyone? Well it does not matter anyway since she now obviously has fat fingers and all deals are broken..and she has the Herpz anyways..probably incubating some new strain of supervirus STD that combined from all of her myriad diseases that will soon be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.

[Chalet]

She's gone from that stupid, clueless, in denial toothy smile to a permanent pursed lipped scowl.

[ingi]

Summer Belongs To Daddy




Daddy Spears is still the boss of Brit Brit Spears for at least four more months. The Commish ordered that Daddy will remain in control until at least July 31st. Summer belongs to daddy! Daddy has been in charge of Brit's shit since February 1st. Daddy's reign as HBIC was set to come to an end on March 10th.
A hearing is still scheduled for that day. A hearing has also been scheduled for March 17th. That hearing is to discuss Sam Lutfi's drama and the restraining order against him. Can't wait for that one. Lufti is going to get all dramatic and shit. He's going to be like Madonna in "Body of Evidence." He's probably studying her performance for when he takes the stand. You know how the gays love Madonna.
They need to just extend Daddy's reign until....FOREVER! The minute he loses control is the minute Brit's tour of chaos starts all over again.

[frecklered]

oh god, i thought that was a condom hanging out of her mouth for a second.

[NicoleWasHere]

From what I see of it, Britney's hair doesn't look that bad, in that latest picture. Looks like daddy taught her how to wash.

[ingi]

Britney Spears Causes Nightmares


In the world's least surprising story, Britney Spears' sons want nothing to do with her when it's time for scheduled visitations. Sean Preston is reportedly sleeping in the same bed as Kevin Federline because the little guy has been suffering from nightmares, and when Britney arrives to pick her sons up, they cry for their father. PageSix.com says:

Jamie told Kevin that Britney handled the visit well. She actually did cry, but that was only because Sean cried when she took them from Kevin," says the insider...The boys are said to be confused when it comes to their mom, which is another reason why either Jamie Spears or a psychologist is present during the visits. "Jamie plays with them and keeps them busy. They enjoy their grandfather, so it makes the time easier," says the source. Part of the problem is that Britney treats her sons more like dolls than children. "She dresses them for show and tell," says the insider. "She likes to show them off, but not give them the nurturing they need. I understand she is working on this part of her motherhood with her psychiatrist."

[ingi]

Brit's Dad Pays Himself -- Out of Her Money!



A judge has ruled that James Spears can draw $2,500 a week from Britney's accounts as conservator of her affairs. It pays to be Britney's dad!

TMZ has obtained the minute order from yesterday's Britney conservatorship hearing. In it, the judge ruled on the money, plus gave him the right to lease a car.

As we reported yesterday, the judge also extended the conservatorship until July 31.

Source

[ingi]

Friday, March 7th 2008
Cheetothrax!




Britney Spears has been getting some suspicious items in the mail and no they aren't love letters from Chester the Cheetah. E! News reports that she's been getting packages and letters with threatening language and weird gibberish. Gibberish? Is she sending that shit to herself? Some of the letters also mentioned Israel and the Middle East.
Brit's camp is apparently going to hand over the packages and letters to the FBI. The LAPD said that no former investigation has been launched, but they "have been looking at allegations that have cropped up in the past couple of months."
A source said, "A lot of it was disturbing stalker kind of stuff. But to be safe her security team is turning it all over to the police and FBI."
Cough up! I know one of you have been sending Brit crazy shit. You just want to wind her up again, so she'll go on another crazy rampage for your entertainment. I know how you are!
It was totally Sam. Sam and London. They are in cahoots Cheetothrax! | Dlisted

[Just Kill Me]

At gibberish I started laughing out loud and choking on my beverage...Britney is stalking herself, poor thing.

[Trixie]

Originally Posted by ingi

Brit's Dad Pays Himself -- Out of Her Money!

A judge has ruled that James Spears can draw $2,500 a week from Britney's accounts as conservator of her affairs. It pays to be Britney's dad!

TMZ has obtained the minute order from yesterday's Britney conservatorship hearing. In it, the judge ruled on the money, plus gave him the right to lease a car.

As we reported yesterday, the judge also extended the conservatorship until July 31.

Source

Damn, I wish I could find a $2,500 a week babysitting job! With a company car no less!

But really, it doesn't surprise me. He probably had to give up his catering job to take care of her.

[ingi]

K-Fed has a new golf partner: none other than Britney Spears’ conservator/father Jamie Spears! Sean and Jayden’s father and grandfather hit the links near Kevin's home in Tarzana, Calif., on Saturday. A family insider tells PageSix.com that the pair have been working closely together to enable Britney to spend more time with her sons.



source

[d2791]

Originally Posted by ingi

Brit's Dad Pays Himself -- Out of Her Money!

A judge has ruled that James Spears can draw $2,500 a week from Britney's accounts as conservator of her affairs. It pays to be Britney's dad!

TMZ has obtained the minute order from yesterday's Britney conservatorship hearing. In it, the judge ruled on the money, plus gave him the right to lease a car.

As we reported yesterday, the judge also extended the conservatorship until July 31.

Source

It's not that bad that her father is getting a salary, doesn't he have a job that he's had to leave to take care of Britney? At least she's taken care of, she doesn't look as dirty, she's wearing a bra, etc...

Besides, $2500 a week is no money for her, better spent like this than on frapps, fast food, horrible clothes and drugs

The minute he's not around, there's going to be Sam Lufti or another one like him and she's going to spend much more

[msdeb]

Originally Posted by Just Kill Me

At gibberish I started laughing out loud and choking on my beverage...Britney is stalking herself, poor thing.

AND she doesnt know it!