The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps

[Novice]

Originally Posted by ingi

TMZ reports that Brit Brit Spears was almost evicted from her Malibu mansion, because she forgot to pay rent this month.
Brit's landlord, Love Shack Trust, wanted to kick her ass out after she was 2-weeks late on her $35,000-a-month rent. They added a $2,100 late fee which was not paid. Two weeks? Damn, they are strict. What the hell is Britney doing renting a house. Homegirl needs to call up Suzanne Whang, get on Househunters and buy a joint. Renting is for foolios, like myself.
Sources blame Brit's finance handlers, but everything has now been paid and she's not getting evicted. Britney can't be bothered with petty things like paying rent. It was probably Sam's job, but he was too busy crushing sleeping pills into her frapps.
I think Britney has the hottest landlord name ever. Love Shack Trust?! If that was my landlord's name, I would be on time with rent every month, because I would actually look forward to writing their stupid name on a check.
Here's some pics of Britney leaving dance practice yesterday. She kept covering her stomach and she looked to be wearing an engagement ring. She's engaged alright. Engaged to media attention and pregnant with its love child. Britney Can't Be Bothered With A Stupid Little Thing Called Rent | Dlisted

TMZ need to get their facts straight - Love Shack Trust is Britney's OWN trust that owned her house in Malibu....

[Trixie]

Ok, just read the TMZ story. It says Love Shack Trust is the lessee. So DListed got it wrong. But is still says she's renting the house.

Landlord to Brit: Pay Your Rent, Bitch!
Posted Feb 29th 2008 2:51PM by TMZ Staff
As if Britney hasn't had enough tsuris, her Malibu landlord tried evicting her this month.

TMZ has seen documents sent to the official lessee for Brit -- Love Shack Trust. The documents, dated February 14, states that Brit was more than two weeks late in paying her $35,000-a-month rent. A $2,100 late charged kicked in, which was not paid. The documents state that Love Shack must either pay up or "surrender and deliver up possession of said Premises..."

There's an interesting last line in the docs, citing Section 594 of the Penal Code of California: "Every person who maliciously injures or destroys any real or personal property not his own...is guilty of vandalism."

Sources tell us Brit's financial peeps (not Jamie) screwed up but Love Shack is now current on rent and late fees and it's all kumbaya in Malibu.

Landlord to Brit: Pay Your Rent, Bitch! - TMZ.com - Entertainment News, Celebrity Gossip and Hollywood Rumors

[Novice]

Yeah, she's got one in BH, she sold one in Malibu, but didn't buy anything to replace it.... she's been spending so much time in hotels - why bother.
This house is also in Malibu & she's been renting it for sometime. Its supposed to be a real nice place that was up for rent or to buy.....

[Trixie]

So this isn't the Summit house?

[Novice]

nope she owns that one, this is the one she rents in Malibu.

There was talk that she owned it for a while, but apparently not....

[ingi]

"Paying the rent was probably Sam Lufti's job, but he was too busy crushing sleeping pills into her frapps." bwaaaaha!

[mrs.v]

Britney Spears’ Friday Night Sushi


After getting in a dance workout at Millenium earlier in the day, Britney Spears was spotted leaving a sushi restaurant in the Beverly Glen Plaza in Beverly Hills on Friday evening.
According to an insider, “It looks like the pop tart is keeping up with her Kabbalah teachings, as she was seen carrying the very same, albeit much more worn, Kabbalah book she was spotted carrying when her parents fist came to her aid.”



Meanwhile, contrary to her nightly displays prior to her UCLA hospitalization, Britney “continued to ignore the paparazzi, once again sitting in the back seat and even blocking her face from view.”
Sure enough, though, a glimpse of the old Brit Brit emerged before her car pulled away - smiling and sticking out her tongue for the paparazzi looking on.







Britney Spears was nearly evicted from her home for not paying rent




Her gut looks really bad here!

[Novice]

Who would have thought it! Britney Spears is f-i-n-a-l-l-y fatter than me! YEAH!!!!!! Thanks Mrs V! You've made my night!

But you'd've thought that there was room in her large bag for that little book... Media-Whore-Britney isn't dead yet!

[mrs.v]

Novice,you've always been hotter than Shitney!

[aabbcc]

Adnan's love child.

[NicoleWasHere]

Oh yeah, she's pregnant.

[Kiwii]

I really do think she is pregnant now ! ...

[Novice]

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Adnan's love child.

If thats another name for Ahi Tuna, then yeah, she's preggers!

[january]

I honestly don't think she's pregnant, that looks like a gut caused by too much fast food and sugar, no joke. I just think she's packing on the pounds now.

[baked_tater]

I hope she is pregnant too. I am so bored with this Blah Britney news anymore. *yawn.