The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps - Page 425

heathersharon · January 29th, 2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by micashell

I see her black top is on inside out

Maybe that's how she "does laundry".

mrs.v · January 29th, 2008, 05:40 PM

Coffee & Kabbalah

Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Sam Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Britney, Sam and Lynne Spears visited a dealer this morning to spend some of Brit's cash. TMZ reports that there will be some sort of Brit intervention this week. Brit probably told her mom, "Ah'll buy you a Mercedes you doesn't intervenshun me!" Lynne probably shrugged and said ok.
Britney also performed one of my biggest pet peeves! She carrying a ceramic mug outdoors! That shit belongs inside. Wait, why isn't she holding Starbucks? They better do something quick or their business will tank.
She was also holding a Kabbalah book. Like she knows what that is! She probably thought it was a Kama Sutra book and got really depressed when she found out what it really was. She was planning to show Adnan some freaky moves.

Dlisted

mrs.v · January 29th, 2008, 05:43 PM

Lutfi to Britney's Family: You Don't Fit In!

Posted Jan 29th 2008 5:03PM by TMZ Staff
Sam Lutfi called Harvey Levin a few minutes ago, Britney by his side, and railed about the story we posted that Brit's family believes Lutfi is poison.

Lutfi said there was no intervention last night, but then said Britney's family "barged in." For the record, the family is staging an intervention and Lutfi has been kept in the dark.

Lutfi said of the family, "They have an agenda. Their agenda is jealously because they don't fit in. I do. They see her three times a year."

Britney was by the phone during Lutfi's conversation with Levin. Lutfi claimed he did not force Britney to buy a car, asking Brit, "Did I force you to buy a car." In a heavy southern accent she responded, "No." He continued, "Do I ever bug you." She replied, "We argue."

Lutfi said Britney's mom is fine with him -- it's her dad who's a problem. Family sources tell TMZ that's baloney -- both Lynne and Jamie "are on the same page," feeling like Sam is a "megalomaniac" who is motivated by "evil."

What the fuck with this guy?

Grimmlok · January 29th, 2008, 05:45 PM

Oh they're all horrible vultures screeching and tearing at the same cheeto bloated carcass.

OCD · January 29th, 2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Oh they're all horrible vultures screeching and tearing at the same cheeto bloated carcass.

Next time they have guest co-host tryouts on the view...you need to get in on that.

crackho · January 29th, 2008, 06:06 PM

How long is it going to take to beat this dead horse into the ground, anyway? Something has to happen soon. At this point, I'd really like to see her announce she's going on tour, and actually put together a fantastic show to sellout crowds. That's the only thing she could to do to shock me.

Beeyotch · January 29th, 2008, 06:46 PM

Ha! Britney's family may be on the exploitative side, but they may also have a shred of true sympathy for her. They're her FUCKING FAMILY for god's sake, I'm sure they love her (in their own dysfunctional way).

Sam LuFTI/Lutfi/whatever is a STRANGER with a no history of being a legitimate manager as I understand, and several restraining orders filed against him so he's likely an insane stranger with ulterior motives. There's no way he has her best interests in mind, he just injected himself into her life out of nowhere. Better her family than him, I say.

Plus, his saying they have an "agenda and they're jealous because they don't fit in" but he does? What a laughable pot-meet-kettle statement. He's crazier than Britney is.

Grimmlok · January 29th, 2008, 06:46 PM

Her family, the one trying to pimp her to Dr Phill? LOL

Yeahhhhhhh.

Beeyotch · January 29th, 2008, 06:49 PM

True, but better the devil you know and all that.

Cali · January 29th, 2008, 06:55 PM

You know what Britney really needs? Some huge celebrity to come into her life and mentor her and tell her that ALL of these people she's surrounded herself are users and that they see her as a money-minting machine. They dont have her best interests at heart.

I think thats about the ONLY way she'll wake the fuck up and see the reality of this situation and get some help. As long as she's banging a pap, being advised by insane Sam, surrounded by useless Carla, Alli, and her pimp mother, she's going to get nowhere.

All these celebs who have been quoted as being worried and sympathetic with her need to balls-up and reach out to her and break it down for her that the world as she sees it is a fucking illusion.

crackho · January 29th, 2008, 07:11 PM

^^ I think she needs Courtney Love to take her under her wing.

Sojiita · January 29th, 2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Calimoonchild

You know what Britney really needs? Some huge celebrity to come into her life and mentor her and tell her that ALL of these people she's surrounded herself are users and that they see her as a money-minting machine. They dont have her best interests at heart.

I think thats about the ONLY way she'll wake the fuck up and see the reality of this situation and get some help. As long as she's banging a pap, being advised by insane Sam, surrounded by useless Carla, Alli, and her pimp mother, she's going to get nowhere.

All these celebs who have been quoted as being worried and sympathetic with her need to balls-up and reach out to her and break it down for her that the world as she sees it is a fucking illusion.

I think her pulling an 'Anna Nicole' is more likely though.

suede · January 29th, 2008, 07:41 PM

Jesus, I am actually starting to feel sorry for her.

*ducks*

Beeyotch · January 29th, 2008, 07:45 PM

^^It's alright, tears and distress in photographs will do that. I, however, am not fooled. She's still an irresponsible, horrible mother and deep-as-a-puddle twat.

suede · January 29th, 2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

^^It's alright, tears and distress in photographs will do that. I, however, am not fooled. She's still an irresponsible, horrible mother and deep-as-a-puddle twat.

I don't feel sorry for her in regard to her marriage/divorce and children she has to take responsibility for her own actions (or lack thereof) - I think it's the paps, the fubar family and I do believe it has to hard to find someone you can trust when even your "friends" are paid for. I mean it's got to be a bad situation - and her behavior just perpetuates more bad behavior (hers and others) it's a viscous circle.