The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps

[Folieadeux]

Mrs V.


LOL

[sparkly]

To think she actually looked like this at one point:

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[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

^ reunion



Roadkill Willie

The Spears Family Motto: Inbreeding Ain't All Bad, Ya'll.

[Yoko Ono]

Originally Posted by Calimoonchild

Britney's got the hillbilly trash thing on all sides... check out this gem from a new article (i just posted the new, interesting part_:


Friends fear for Britney Spears after dark family past


January 18, 2008 12:00am


Long before Spears' downfall two of her uncles, now in their 40s, went off the rails and ended up homeless with extensive criminal records.

Although her dad tried to help his brothers by finding them occasional work as odd-job men, Spears has tried to distance herself from her hillbilly uncles, who live as drifters in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana.

One of the brothers is known locally as "Road Kill Willie" because he survives by cooking and eating animals that have been hit by cars.

He has convictions for burglary and selling drugs and in the past has spent time living in tents or sleeping in cars.

Meanwhile, her uncle June has in the past been charged with assault with a deadly weapon and driving under the influence.

In 1991 his then wife Jodi filed a restraining order against him after he allegedly kicked her in the head and chest and threatened to kill her.

One local has been quoted as saying: ''Britney's uncles are a couple of the biggest outlaws in Kentwood.''

Spears was spotted yesterday looking at pregnancy testing kits in a chemists with British photographer boyfriend Adnan Ghalib.

Newspaper reports have stated Ghalib has cruel intentions with Spears, with her cousin Alli, whom she is close to, branding him creepy.

Whatever the case, Britney Spears is far from solving her problems.

Addiction specialist Dr Drew Pinsky said: ''I have never treated an addict who didn't have a family history of it.

''It's how her father treated her, its her parents divorce, it's genetics.''

In the past friends of the Spears family have claimed that Lynne's determination for Britney to succeed was born out of a burning desire for her daughter to have a better life than she did.

Ironically, it seems it is the troubled background that Britney Spears managed to escape through stardom that now risks forcing her into oblivion.

Friends fear for Britney Spears after dark family past | Herald Sun

'Roadkill Willie.'

Holy Hell...

[Sarzy]

Eats animals that have been hit by cars?! LOL. Oh boy... I have no words.

[AgentOrange]

Originally Posted by Sarzy

Eats animals that have been hit by cars?! LOL. Oh boy... I have no words.

YouTube Video

[twitchy]

YouTube Video

[mrs.v]

Bang Bus




Brit Brit and Osama were out Hollywood last night. They cruised around a little bit before picking up the newest member of their insane crew, Chad Hardcastle. That's a total gay porn name. Power bottom! Chad was on Ryan Seacrest's show the other day where he said he didn't really know how he fit into Brit's world. Wenn reports that Osama wants Brit to date Chad. Chad is apparently a multi-millionaire from Florida and the son of a pastor. Total drug dealer.
Chad (in the cap) turned pap for the night by snapping several pictures. Brit and Osama then picked up a pap that she's hung with before named Phillipe. They all went back to her house afterwards. There were no Adnan in sight and apparently she's done with him and even filed a restraining order against him. Well, Phillipe is a lot hotter than Adnan.
Just another chapter.....

Dlisted

[sharon_b]

Is that a paparazzi guy in the car with her??

[t13nif]

Filed a restraining order against Adnan? That should be pretty easy to check out.

[memebot]

Ew, she's all like, "come on boys, let's go partay at my place! I have no custody....party is ON!!"

So disgusting. Nice crew of scrubs, Brit.

[heathersharon]

Doesn't she have time between the Frapp-n-Pap runs to just grab some nail polish remover and fix the chipped polish on those bitten down mitts of hers? It takes, like, one minute.

[AgentOrange]

So Adnan's gone already? Does this mean that Finalpixx is washed up to??

[nancydrew]

Douche17 says she got the R.O too, that she showed it to their paps that she invited into her home last night.

[AgentOrange]

Originally Posted by nancydrew

Douche17 says she got the R.O too, that she showed it to their paps that she invited into her home last night.

So it's another case of "fuck off, loverboy".