The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps

[january]

Wow, Eva Mendes must be SO thrilled to be considered next to Kardashian and Britney. She really has made it now.

[mrs.v]

Quentin,

Get the fuck over it.
Thanks.

[Chilly Willy]

Wait for Eva Mendes to become pregnant soon. She needs an excuse to pull out of that mess.

[january]

There were pics (like last month?) of Eva where she looked 100% pregnant. I can discern from a baby bump and just a good meal, and she definitely looked preggers. I would have bet anything on it. But then, nothing. Curious what happened with that.

[mrs.v]

[Chilly Willy]

Tell me that's photoshop!

[memebot]

Maybe the menstrual pics embarrassed Britney so much that she actually stayed home for once.

Even after shaving her head, attacking paps with an umbrelly and the whole list of her fucked up behaviour, she was out there 24-7 having her pitchurs taken as she drove from gas station to gas station. While her taste and style are downright tragic, it's pretty clear that she devotes much of her time and energy to her appearance (all the clothing changes, obvious extensions in her short, wispy hair, and so on). Perhaps she is, for once in her life, cowering at home in shame and horror at what the world has witnessed.

We all have our limits.

[Chilly Willy]

^^ I wouldn't count on it.

I would have burried myself alive after... the Jason Alexander wedding. Oh, scratch that, after her second album.

At the very latest I would have disappeared out of sight after the VMAs. But she just doesn't give a shit.

[Sojiita]

Anything new? Any updates?

[t13nif]

This is getting curiouser and curiouser.....

[mrs.v]

Croc’s widow wants to help Britney

Terri, the widow of the late crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, is offering troubled pop star Britney Spears a chance to get away from Hollywood and spend some time in the wild.
Terri wants Spears to join her in Australia and feels that it will keep her away from the hounding press. She admitted that she has been following Spears story through the press and thinks Spears could benefit from spending some time with her and her daughter Bindi, contactmusic.com reports.
She said: “Bindi’s the one who said, `People who are having trouble should go in the (Australian) bush with us when we do our crocodile research work.’ If Britney and her family want to go in the bush with us, we’d love to have them.”
PoorBritney.com

[nancydrew]

I wish she would. Maybe a croc would eat her ass.

[sharon_b]

Britney Spears Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

Hello Magazine conducted a readers' poll for the Most Attractive Men and Women in the world. Get this shit. Britney Spears topped the Most Attractive Women's poll. Yes, they asked humans and not sloths. 949,800 votes were made in three categories:

Most Attractive Woman
1. Brit Brit
2. Delta Goodrem
3. Sporty Spice & Athina Onassis
4. Angelina Jolie

Most Attractive Man
1. Sean Bean
2. Hugh Laurie
3. David Tennant
4. Nick Carter & Brad Pitt

Most Elegant Woman
1. Madonna
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Princess Mary of Denmark

It's a sad day when Brit Brit beats Angelina as the most beautiful woman. I refuse to believe humans voted on this poll. The sloths must have rigged this shit. Nick Carter is attractive?! WTF!!!! Yes, sloths bombarded the polls. This is true.

Dlisted

[d2791]

What kind of readers does Hello Magazine have?

Angelina must be pissed...

Britney could be very attractive if she took care of herself and took a good long shower

[sharon_b]

Britney Spears Lapses Into a British Accent

Britney Spears has a new accessory to go with her pink wig: a British accent.

In the last several weeks, Spears, 26, has been videotaped numerous times trading her Louisiana twang for U.K. inflections.

"She had the English accent thing going the whole time," said Kitson store owner Fraiser Ross, about Spears's 2 a.m. shopping spree last Thursday. "It didn't stop."

Even when angry, the accent appears. On an L.A. shopping trip to Macy's on Jan. 13, she screamed at the paparazzi, "Get out of my G------ face!" – in a British accent.

So is it all in fun or has she flipped her pink wig?

"When someone has dissociative identity disorder" – formally known as multiple personality disorder – "each identity is split off from the other," says L.A. psychologist Renee A. Cohen, who is not treating Spears. "Each would have its own name, memories, behavioral traits and emotional characteristics."

Cohen says the critical question is: "When Britney uses the British accent, or appears to take on another identity, does she know she's Britney Spears?"

"Otherwise, she could simply be behaving this way for attention, for sympathy, or any other reason," adds Cohen. "It's foolish to attempt to diagnose her without a formal evaluation."

One possible influence could be Spears's maternal grandmother, Lillian Bridges, who was originally from England.

Also, Spears's new beau, photographer Adnan Ghalib, grew up in Birmingham, England.

According to paparazzi who trail the singer around the clock, one thing is for sure: the pink wig means something's changing.

"When she puts on the pink wig, you just know something crazy is about to happen," said one paparazzo.

Britney Spears Lapses Into a British Accent - Britney Spears : People.com