The Britney Spears meltdown thread - for her small, everyday missteps - Page 321

sharon_b · January 15th, 2008, 04:20 PM

^ Ali can kiss goodbye to her job as Twitney's BBF now

Trixie · January 15th, 2008, 04:24 PM

^Yep. Nobody crosses Brit!

mrs.v · January 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM

Britney: God or Dog?

Posted Jan 15th 2008 3:57PM by TMZ Staff
A TMZ cameraman tried to butter up Britney Spears today at Jerry's Deli, telling her she looked stunning -- her British response: "Oh my God!"*

With her tousled weave, ungainly Daisy Dukes and indelicate strappy shoes, Spears and Adnan ventured back into the Valley to pick up some take-out.

*A few TMZ staffers still swear she says, "I'm a dog." How appropriate.

Voodoo Child · January 15th, 2008, 04:54 PM

Has anyone found out why she is speaking in that british accent yet? It sounds weird on her.

buttmunch · January 15th, 2008, 04:57 PM

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Buttmunch~

I think it is terribly wrong. I think the entire world is currently made up of wanna be papparazzi's.

I think it ties in to normal grown up people suddenly deciding they are going to hook up with 13 year olds on the internet and have sex with them. This is getting pretty normal. Who hasn't been a wee bit pedo once or twice right?

And then you got our "news" bringing us minute by minute updates of all the latest breathing, shitting and eating going on in Hollywood.

Nothing is sacred and nothing is special and pretty soon you are going to get on a city bus and there will be a twinseat with a sign saying "masturbation station" where you can indulge and not soil a regular seat.

Why am I tying in crazed paps with the world's current humping crisis? Because I can.

I just feel like there is no low low enough, there is nothing untouchable, (cept grilling Tom Cruise for some reason this is violently scary) and we are all going to just fuck ourselves to death. Literally.

There is no longer any LOGIC in the USA. None.

That is why I can get a big bag of Cheetos made with Monsanto's lovely GMO modified corn and a superbig soda made with corn syrup from the same GMO corn that is subsidized by surprise our government (fuckers) for $2 but a salad or an apple or some juice costs me twice that.

It is also why someone who goes to the doctor insured by the gov, or not gets diabetes meds, cholesterol meds, penis meds and special leg hose for their bloated diabetic salt and fat infused feet, but no one will say "Hey big fat fucker eat less, move more!

This same world people like me are rendered uninsurable for a mental health issue- yet the insurance I could have bought doesn't cover mental health care anyway.

Insanity. The whole country is just fucked. Start building an ark, and no I am not making a religious reference.

I think I love you.

Cali · January 15th, 2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs.v

Sims tells TV's Extra:
"I don’t know him. I only know who he is through him following us for the last eight months. I do not think Adnan is a good person; I think he only has bad intentions. He has always given me a weird feeling and creeped me out. I wish he would just go away."

I absolutely agree. For some reason this photo really creeped me out. I can't really articulate why. He's such a scumbag.

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tamjo54 · January 15th, 2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo Child

Has anyone found out why she is speaking in that british accent yet? It sounds weird on her.

Maybe she thinks she's Madonna. It could be one of her personalities.

sparkly · January 15th, 2008, 05:03 PM

Maybe she'll go apeshit and become a paparrazzo. If she keeps up that crappy British accent, then she could just pretend that's the alter ego and stalk herself.

Chalet · January 15th, 2008, 05:04 PM

She really looks dirty. The last few pictures I've seen show her stained clothing. Does she wash that mop of extensions? And why does she have to wear the shortest shorts and shirts that she wears as dresses? All I ask is that she covers her ugly, beat up legs.

My prediction is that she'll be a Disney mom and nothing more. I hope. Poor kids.

OCD · January 15th, 2008, 05:05 PM

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I think I love you.

I find that strangely soothing.

LOL

buttmunch · January 15th, 2008, 05:05 PM

I wonder if the pap she's with is getting an idea of what it's like on the other side of things. And I wonder how much he's actually liking it.

Sarzy · January 15th, 2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tamjo54

Maybe she thinks she's Madonna. It could be one of her personalities.

Britney speaking with a British accent never fails to make me laugh. Every damn time. It's just so odd.

Cali · January 15th, 2008, 05:08 PM

From Now magazine:

We found out that Adnan's picture agency Finalpixx was trying to sell exclusive shots of the couple together for the first time. When we pretended to be interested in buying them, we were offered the set of 60 photos for £300,000. The agency admitted that it was '100 percent positive Britney had no idea' she'd been pictured and that the photos had been set up by Adnan.

HelpMeRhonda · January 15th, 2008, 05:11 PM

Yet?

sparkly · January 15th, 2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Calimoonchild

From Now magazine:

We found out that Adnan's picture agency Finalpixx was trying to sell exclusive shots of the couple together for the first time. When we pretended to be interested in buying them, we were offered the set of 60 photos for £300,000. The agency admitted that it was '100 percent positive Britney had no idea' she'd been pictured and that the photos had been set up by Adnan.

I don't feel sorry for her at all, because she knew he was a paparrazzo when she met him. If you play with a rattlesnake, you're going to get bitten. But it's obvious to me that she trusts him completely. When she sees he's using her, I hope she doesn't completely lose her mind. She's tossed everyone else out of her life.