Britney Spears is getting engaged tonight!

**Lenny** · December 19th, 2011, 05:24 PM

Aw, I think it's sweet what KFat said.
Still, I am not convinced that the relationship between Britney and Trawick is real. She seems to be so dumb and he seems to be fairly normal. What are they talking about the whole day long?

The perfect groom for Britney would be him:

**Popsicle** · December 19th, 2011, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by NoNoRehab

She needs permission from all her conservators and the judge in her case to approve the marriage. Legally, Britney cannot enter into any legal contract, including marriage. She couldn't run off to Vegas and get married again, for example.

Jamie is only in his 50s...

There is only one other conservator, lawyer Andrew Wallet, not a whole gaggle of them.
Businesswoman Lou M Taylor, a celebrity accountant and manager, was actually the one who told the parents to get the conservatorship originally, as Britney was spending money like no tomorrow.

Britney does actually have a majority share of her children, and the custody case surrounding it have been dissolved from what Mark Kaplan and Kevin Federline have said. Sounds like she sees the kids whenever she likes now Federline is living in Australia too. Nobody knows whether she is allowed alone with them or not- nobody on a forum knows anyway.

Britney's biographer Steve Dennis revealed that Britney has been on anti-anxiety meds since her teens, she hasn't just been sick for the past 4 years... likely a longer time - who gets married twice in 18 months?

@Steph, more like the Spears paying the jeweler... People magazine are good friends of the Spears, and look People magazine now announce everything, Lynne's biography could have talked about them less.

**rollo** · December 19th, 2011, 05:56 PM

I don't think it particularly registered that K-Fed is in Australia so here's an article. I guess the kids will be spending more time with Britney's family then but not especially Britney herself.

Kevin Federline Hospitalized In Australia

First Posted: 12/ 9/11 10:00 AM ET Updated: 12/ 9/11 01:28 PM ET

KFed's surely feeling the heat these days. One month after photos emerged of an out-of-shape Kevin Federline hitting the Los Angeles streets topless, with a noticeably pudgy waistline, Britney Spears' former husband has been hospitalized in Australia for heat stress. People magazine reports that the dancer-turned-rapper was at work in Outback Western Australia for the television show "Excess Baggage," which chronicles weight-loss for the Nine Network, when he succumbed to the sweltering heat.
"During the shoot, under advice from the show's medic, Kevin was taken to hospital as he was showing signs of heat stress," Adrian Motte, a rep for the show, told People.
Thirty-three-year-old Federline, father to Spears' two children, most recently welcomed his fifth child, daughter Jordan Kay, with his girlfriend Victoria Prince, in August.

Kevin Federline Hospitalized In Australia

**NoNoRehab** · December 19th, 2011, 07:43 PM

Britney does actually have a majority share of her children, and the custody case surrounding it have been dissolved from what Mark Kaplan and Kevin Federline have said.

Of course the custody case is over. It's been over for some time. Federline has legal and physical custody but he let Britney have increased visitation once she got treatment, went under conservatorship and her parents stepped back into her life. You don't "dissolve" a custody case nor do people have majority or minority shares in children like they're a company.

Britney Spears is under a personal and financial conservatorship. If her finances were the only concern, there was an option to appoint people only in charge of her finances, but they didn't do that. And a conservatee cannot have legal custody of children, period. Britney Spears doesn't even have the power to make her own medical or personal decisions by law; she cannot have that power over minor children while being judged too incompetent to care for herself. As long as she remains under conservatorship, she will never have legal or physical custody of her kids. Yes, it sounds like Federline has been generous with visitation and fostering a good relationship between her and the kids, but that's called having an understanding ex and is very different than her having custody.

Nobody knows whether she is allowed alone with them or not- nobody on a forum knows anyway.

Her own people said it when an ex-bodyguard brought a harassment suit against her and claimed she abused her kids. Her people cited one of the reasons for the charges being bunk as the fact that she's not ever alone with the kids. (Since the Pink Wig era there's also never been a photo of her alone with the kids without a minder present.) And it's well-known that her father does not let her be alone, even with herself. He even monitors her cell phone. I don't know if it's still that severe, but there was even a rumor that she had a female assistant who her dad hired to accompany her to the bathroom (probably to make sure she doesn't either take drugs or get rid of meds).

**South Lake** · December 20th, 2011, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by arie_skop

She's no longer the same performer.

This.

**shedevilang** · December 20th, 2011, 10:41 AM

*takes notes, ya'll really really need to seek some help

**witchcurlgirl** · December 20th, 2011, 10:42 AM

It's multiple Cheetofestos!!

**shedevilang** · December 20th, 2011, 10:43 AM

*gets stick out to start poking!

Britters is not mental she's just a FUCKING IDIOT! She's talentless and a waste of space, unless she has on a pink wig and then she is entertaining me

**Mel1973** · December 20th, 2011, 10:45 AM

I can practically see the cheetoh dust flying as they type on their orange-stained keyboards...

**Novice** · December 20th, 2011, 02:32 PM

*awaits another big old wall'o'text that's unreadable...

Originally Posted by Mel1973

I'm with you two. they's a whole lotta britney manifestos up in herr!!!

TLDR!

Originally Posted by stef

i wonder how much this nail lane person gave britney's daddy before they were mentioned in this people article?

i think this engagement/marriage is just another way of making money (by selling the stories, pictures, etc. - kim kardashian-style).
her crazy dead eyes freak me out.

Neil Lane is the jeweler that 90+% of Hollywood go to for engagement rings, they might not have had a cash exchange but JT would've got a very good discount for the publicity. I notice that it's a "normal" caret size ring, but still not bad for an unemployed Joe. The design isn't all that, it's very similar to the engagement rings that were really popular 5-7 yrs ago with a central diamond & a diamond band.

**sluce** · December 20th, 2011, 03:11 PM

**msdeb** · December 20th, 2011, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

*awaits another big old wall'o'text that's unreadable... TLDR!

**cmmdee** · December 21st, 2011, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Lenny

Aw, I think it's sweet what KFat said.

ITA.

Sigh. Remember this Britney? She was amazing.

She owned.

I still remember that last picture live when she did it on MTV AWards. Andw hoever presented (I think it was Marlon Wayans) said, "Britney Spears just went from the Mickey Mouse Club to the Strip Club." She was awesome.