Britney Spears' ex-bodyguard spills all, says "I feared for Britney's mental health'

[honeysuckle]

what the fuck are CPS waiting for? this woman is crazy as hell. i think the grandparents should take custody right now. she is like a ticking time bomb.

[Cali]

What is there to say? None of this surprises me, its just what I imagined.

There isn't anything else that could come out about her now that could shock, unless it was something TRULY depraved. Like... uh, use your active gossip-lovin minds people!

[ByRDi]

I thought the talking in made up languages bit was, wow, what we've been saying, but also really extreme. Get the kids out NOW!

[BoogsBun]

Ohh...I wonder how she will be when the court-ordered parenting coach makes her visits. The outlook is not so good.

[DitaPage*]

"Don't look at my butt when I'm not wearing underwear"

So that'll be never i imagine...

[SVZ]

Originally Posted by ByRDi

Meth heads do tend to act like schizophrenics...

you know frequent meth doses are actually used to create an animal model of schizophrenia?

[Bellatheball]

How do her teeth stay perfect if she's in to meth? That shit turns them to mush quickly. I'm not doubting her drug use, just trying to understand how she manages to have perfect teeth despite the rest of her awfulness.

That article/laundry list was a hard read. Kids shouldn't have to grow up with parents who aren't capable of putting them first.

[Voodoo Child]

Wtf? Is that a joke? Act coy but not perverted. Shesh.

[NoNoRehab]

Her teeth are veneers. We also know from her visit to the dentist insisting that Sean get his teeth whitened that no doubt she's used to going to the dentist whenever her teeth are dull and ordering them whitened (rather than just brushing them or taking care of them, I'm sure).

So why doesn't she have meth teeth? She's rich enough to get laser whitening or new veneers whenever they look less than perfect. She's Ms. Instant Gratifaction and I'm sure she'd rather go to the dentist for an hour every couple of months than bother taking care of her teeth day by day.

[DitaPage*]

I dont know about veneers, she had great teeth when she came out, and she was only young then. She had braces as a kid, she naturally has good teeth. No secret that she gets whitening done though.

[mella]

why are her children still living with her ?

[NoNoRehab]

I dont know about veneers, she had great teeth when she came out, and she was only young then.

She was 17 when she came out. She could've gotten veneers at that time but it probably wasn't until a year or two later after she got more famous, just like she got new boobs.

There's no doubt she has veneers now. Doesn't matter if you have naturally great teeth originally, in Hollywood you get veneers because your teeth have to be perfectly shaped and blindingly white. Her natural teeth were no doubt filed down and capped with veneers long ago.

[Heavenseventeen]

If he was concerned from day one, then he should've said something from day one. He didn't, so I'm not gonna act like his word is the truth. Wasn't he the one who got fired for not picking something off the floor?

[JaneSez]

Good Lord.

Well this explains a lot.The Judge obviously believed his statements and others statements about her;he issued pretty over the top orders for her to follow,ones she can't possibly fake her way through and now we know why.

I'm shocked they're in her care at all at this point though. "Don't let her go swimming with the kids"...

Wow,just wow at this story.Disturbing.

[CherryDarling]

Ya know I can't even make fun of her anymore...because it's just beyond sad now...why are these boys still even allowed around her?! She needs Hazelden Rehab and her boys need to be in Kevin's care. I don't know how long she has left. God, those poor kids...