My Open Letter to Britney should she just happen to stop by:
Dear Britney (you skanky mole),
You disgust me. You are the most feral human being on this planet. You are a lousy mother and have no right to have those beautiful little boys. Furthermore, you look a fright. You look like you haven't showered in years, you look unkempt and unhygiene. You have no class whatsoever. You have no concept of reality and have wasted your life whoring yourself around to the media.
I sincerely wish you'd just vanish to some deserted island so we didn't have to see or hear about you ever again.
Regards,
Miss Venus.
PS... Blackout is shit.
Linear Mode
