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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    You know I love you but you have to let me get my dirty, grease on this time!
    I have to jump on the bandwagon when someone else's taste is being offended, it makes a pleasant reprieve from everyone jumping on mine!

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    This can't be true. There is a post here that says they just got engaged so they couldn't possibly be over. Unless, as Trixie pointed out, he has a sandy dick and wants to get back with you know who since she and Justin might be over too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I have to jump on the bandwagon when someone else's taste is being offended, it makes a pleasant reprieve from everyone jumping on mine!

    (I love you, Peyton)
    I don't want a long term relationship just a dirty one night stand and a finger up my ass.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    So does anyone what to start taking bets on which emotionally unavailable bisexual man-whore ( that she thinks she can change) that she'll choose next?
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    It's his fault - he wouldn't give Katy a babeee!
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    Wonder if Russell Brand will comment. On the radio they said it must be true because John's twitter has been quiet since Monday!!!!! LOL
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    Eh, maybe the PR says Katy dumped John. I'm inclined to think it was the other way round since she is MORE irritating than he is. I know it's a close run thing.
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    I guess she got tired of getting dumped on.
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    Ew. I didn't know he was into that too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    So does anyone what to start taking bets on which emotionally unavailable bisexual man-whore ( that she thinks she can change) that she'll choose next?
    ROBIN THICKE!!! helllooo
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    It's his fault - he wouldn't give Katy a babeee!
    his sperm is old and dusty (sandy)
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob View Post
    Ever think he did something to make her do it? Like banging other chicks? Telling her to shit in a corner?
    That's (the idea that this could be the case) why he's boring. And predictable. I can't imagine going from someone like Russell Brand, with personality and crazy intellect oozing from every pore, to someone as bland and predictable as Mayer.

    If he did something purposely to "make her" dump him (instead of being man enough to do it himself) then he's twice the spineless, dickless, sleazebag pussy than I already give him credit for being.

    He's a guy you fuck a few times (if you can manage to keep from cracking up and losing your ladyboner) and dump when his shit starts getting old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I have to jump on the bandwagon when someone else's taste is being offended, it makes a pleasant reprieve from everyone jumping on mine!

    (I love you, Peyton)
    If you love him, go give him a good bath. You just drug him into a thread about two of the greasiest nastiest sleaze bags in the industry. Tater doesnt deserve that.
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    I doubt he "can't keep a woman". He simply just get's bored once the excitement wears off. He will just move on to another hot chick to fuck for a few months.
    of course. everyone knows that it's a women's job to keep a man, not the other way around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    of course. everyone knows that it's a women's job to keep a man, not the other way around.
    Is that what you got out of that post? Lol

    What i mean is that he is the type of d bag that moves from woman to woman. Most likely treating them all like shit because they're nothing but a hole to fuck to him.
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    Psst. She's kidding.
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