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    I have a drunken tampon story! In high school my friend and I came in from a night of drunken excess. We promptly hit the bathroom so we could pee. I go first while friend topples into tub. I jump up to check on her and she starts crying out"I lost my tampon up there!"

    I was like "stick your finger up there!!"

    She said she did already so she had me look next. In our drunken state we thought this normal.

    Next morning we figured out she was not even on the rag!!

    Lol
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    Just saw the tags (they're not visable in mobile theme)! Is it worth reading the last 23 pages I've missed: yah or neigh? LOL
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    Shit I forgot all about the tags, just choked on my beer, good stuff!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by InigoMontoya View Post
    I'll bite. I'd just gotten divorced, at 24, and my parents wanted to send me on a trip. My mom was like, "Anywhere you want to go -- well, within reason. Do you want to go on a cruise or tour or something? Just something to take your mind off this."

    I was a year or two into my first (and as it turns out, 23 years later, only) corporate job, and said, "Mom, I don't think I have enough vacation time to go off."

    Mentioned that to a friend at work, and she said, "Let's go to NOLA! They have riverboat casinos, and SW has a deal where you can fly and stay and get some coupons and stuff." So we did, and had a great time spelunking the Quarter and playing slot machines. I won a paltry $260 compared to her $1250.

    That happened, the $1250, at about 2 am on our last night. The casino had cops that escorted us back to the hotel, only a few steps away from it, the one on the end of Canal right by the river.

    I wear contacts. I took them out, took off my bra and underwear, put on a T and some jersey gym shorts from a gym where my brother worked that he'd given me, and slid between the sheets in my bed. Obviously, still drunk.

    Next thing I know, I wake fully up, no contacts, no glasses, standing outside in the bright lights of the hall outside the room, having to go to the bathroom so badly I'd have knocked your over your infirm grandmother if she stood in my way. Knocked on the door, no answer. Knocked again, no answer. I walked that floor so much you'd have thought I was wearing the rug of the aisle in a Backsliding Religious Revival, trying to find a bathroom.

    Finally went down to the lobby, my hands over my breasts (which aren't perky) to hide the party hats, and went to the front desk.

    "I am so sorry. I got locked out of my room, and I really have to go to the bathroom." The woman pointed me there, and I kinda hitched it over there, bare feet and all -- it was the point where you almost can't hold it. When done, went to the front desk and explained the win, the contacts, no glasses, got locked out, etc. etc. This is before I learned that "less is more," but it all worked out.

    She sent a security guard back up to our room -- said, "We cannot give you a key or let you in until we can see your ID."

    "Yes, ma'am, I know. But it is in the room."

    He pounded on the door for quite sometime until he woke up my friend.

    So that's my story, thin T-shirt, no bra, no panties, no shoes, and no contacts or glasses, standing in the lobby of some big hotel on the end of Canal street, trying to find a bathroom. Thank goodness it was NOLA, because the only folks who looked at me twice were the hotel staff and security.
    Where had you been? Or do you think you were just confused and drunk and needed to pee and took the wrong door? Gosh, that's dangerous!
    Quote Originally Posted by dilligaf View Post
    I have a drunken tampon story! In high school my friend and I came in from a night of drunken excess. We promptly hit the bathroom so we could pee. I go first while friend topples into tub. I jump up to check on her and she starts crying out"I lost my tampon up there!"

    I was like "stick your finger up there!!"

    She said she did already so she had me look next. In our drunken state we thought this normal.

    Next morning we figured out she was not even on the rag!!

    Lol
    you are a GOOD friend. I'm not checking someone's vagina for a lost tampon... sorry to all my friends who might be crazy enough to ask, you put up there, YOU find it all by yourself!
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    Just saw the tags (they're not visable in mobile theme)! Is it worth reading the last 23 pages I've missed: yah or neigh? LOL
    tags are better than the thread.. at least MY tags are!
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    Mel, the latter -- half-asleep and took the wrong door.

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    Well, thank goodness, I was worried you'd been out wandering the streets of Nawlins nekkid (mostly)!
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    Wait, this thread has tags? I'm not seeing them. I scrolled down and under "Tags for This Thread," it says "None."

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    Um, we've been burgled
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    Weird.
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    yea it shows no tags for me too
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    i blame twitchy.
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    Why not. Everyone does.
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    well, it seems like a dirty job and one that requires mod power... I put some back though... let's see if they make it
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    Looks good.
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