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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett View Post
    That IS exactly what I call my little furry fuckers! Daily!
    'cause that's what they are!
    Agreed, but like Faithanne, I think this case is special because the majority of LeAnn's haters used to be uber, UBERfans. Their disillusionment and bitterness at having been taken in by a classic pathological liar/borderline personality/narcissist is a huge part of why their loathing is so over-the-top.
    The only person that I can think of that meets that qualifier is Kat. Kat's posts are not offensive. There may be others but I can't think of them at the moment.
    Also--we should remember LeAnn's own very creepy quality of interacting personally (in a very unhealthy way) with her fans and haters. I get the distinct sense that at least one uberhater here has been personally fucked over by LeAnn. In real life.
    OH, which one?
    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Well I was never huge Leann fan, mainly because I don't care for cuntry music. But her stuff was at least tolerable. Until she hooked up with this doucheface and her career went into the shitter.

    Oh if only being a professional hater paid as much as my current job!
    'Tis true, if I could actually earn money from "hating" people on the internet, I might give it a whirl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Can that really even be called a dress?

    I think I'm going to put a potholder on my head today and call it a hat.
    Pics or....
    I got a text from my son yesterday that literally said "I dislike you strongly" and thought of you... of course, his is in regards to a $10,000.00 wish list he's set up on Amazon and a $4,000.00 acting camp he'd like to go to next year!
    Quote Originally Posted by mostroop View Post
    I believe the lining of the dress rode up. It looks like it's all bunched up around her waist. I think she was too wasted to realize & pull it down.

    Not sure what else she has to explain. I wore an ugly dress with a too tight spandex lining that rode up while I walked, sat, stumbled?
    Yeah, I too am now convinced that it's a dress... and as she would stagger and her friend would grab her, it just rode up more. I would BURN that dress for it's evil contribution to the evening if I were her. It seems like it was just a perfect storm of shame.


    Quote Originally Posted by MmeVertigina View Post
    I believe it is the lining of a very short dress. Even if that was just a bunched up tank, and she had the desire or intention of covering up a bit, she could have pulled that part down as it has some stretch to it in the pics. I can't say why her lower half is completely uncovered, it would have been nice if someone had helped her to figure out the situation with the dress.
    someone probably did but in her state with the tripping and shit, each time gay bff would grab her, it contributed to the riding up of the lining. The makers of that dress really need to do some refiguring on that lining. It should have been longer and looser/different fabric. NO spandex, that way, maybe the damn thing could have slipped back DOWN at some point.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Ball cheese is nastier than my worst cherry cobbler.
    Man, you have THE most colorful (and brain damaging) phrases!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    #1 Brandi needs new friends. I'm lucky that on the very rare occasion I have been wasted in public I have been with people who not only got me home safely but also pulled up/down clothing as required so the world didn't get to see tomorrows laundry or the bunny's pink noses.

    #2 People on here are really slipping with this tampon string thing. Perhaps it is because I've skimmed some posts but I haven't seen any "She's over 35 so everything is obviously a dried up wasteland of bad eggs so why is she daring to have periods?" comments. Tsk tsk!

    #3 I'm spawn free so does that mean I can post here as much as I want?

    #4 Kum-ba-fuckin'-ya, bitches!
    1. I think the poor bastard was TRYING to keep her clothes on her in a decent/concealing way... but it just wasn't happening. She needs to carry a blanket/shawl/trench coat with her with outfits like this.
    2. ahhh, a 40 year old who STILL bleeds! Unheard of! (better?)
    3. Yes, you may...
    4. We've said "no" to that already!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post

    2. ahhh, a 40 year old who STILL bleeds! Unheard of! (better?)
    Thank you Mel. Now I'm going to go back to creaming my tits and let you all fight it out in peace (unless something juicy kicks off, then I'll be back).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Clubber, I love that story!
    haha, thanks Chilly. Had I only known all those years back that my story of chaos at sea, drug experimentation, JW cruise ship anarchy and utter humiliation would at least serve to somewhat amuse friends (and myself I admit, time is the ultimate healer after all) years later, I would do it all over again. Or probably not
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    Clubber, your story is the funniest thing I've read all day.

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    Thanks, Clubber Lang. Your story made me reminisce my slutty ship story.

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    ^ And? C'mon don't leave us hanging. Clubber told hers!
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    Glad to be of service. And yeah, what Kitty said- spill 70srock!
    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

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    Ok. I was 13 years old, fully grown and developed, and the drunken slut gene runs strong in me. Unaffiliated with any church, all my besties seemed to be Catholic so I was invited as their guest on a day trip with the church's female youth group. It was a classy and expensive affair so even the priest accompanied us. My friend and I smoked a joint and sipped beer with two 19 year old hotties we found outside the bar on the trip home. After we disembarked, I couldn't seem to abandon a sloppy lip lock with my new boyfriend until the disgusted priest detangled me exclaiming, That's enough!" front of the whole group. I ran into the same guy and dated him for a few months when I was almost legal.
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    Hehehehehe.

    I feel like I'm finally around my people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Clubber, I love that story!
    me too! And for the record Clubber, i'm no angel. I've had plenty of embarrassing moments. But in my 40s, with kids, I knew better than to wear a shirt as a dress.
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    Brandi, is that you?
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Fucking hell. What is wrong with this woman? Just when she starts to get ahead, she does something like this? And she really needs to eat a sandwich or something. I know she's naturally thin but she is bordering on anorexic now. Alcohol plus no food equals this sorry ass episode. Get a grip for gods sake. Think of your kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoko Ono View Post
    Fucking hell. What is wrong with this woman? Just when she starts to get ahead, she does something like this? And she really needs to eat a sandwich or something. I know she's naturally thin but she is bordering on anorexic now. Alcohol plus no food equals this sorry ass episode. Get a grip for gods sake. Think of your kids.
    Truer words were never spoken...that is the sorriest ass I've ever seen!

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    It's true about the alcohol plus no food thing. When I was a poor alcoholic in college I used to go out on an empty stomach to save money but that brought the blackouts hard and fast. After college I did the opposite and used to go out on a full stomach so I could drink more and not blackout. But I eventually blacked out anyway. So then I just gave up on the drinking.

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    ^ And? C'mon don't leave us hanging. Clubber told hers!

    I'll bite. I'd just gotten divorced, at 24, and my parents wanted to send me on a trip. My mom was like, "Anywhere you want to go -- well, within reason. Do you want to go on a cruise or tour or something? Just something to take your mind off this."

    I was a year or two into my first (and as it turns out, 23 years later, only) corporate job, and said, "Mom, I don't think I have enough vacation time to go off."

    Mentioned that to a friend at work, and she said, "Let's go to NOLA! They have riverboat casinos, and SW has a deal where you can fly and stay and get some coupons and stuff." So we did, and had a great time spelunking the Quarter and playing slot machines. I won a paltry $260 compared to her $1250.

    That happened, the $1250, at about 2 am on our last night. The casino had cops that escorted us back to the hotel, only a few steps away from it, the one on the end of Canal right by the river.

    I wear contacts. I took them out, took off my bra and underwear, put on a T and some jersey gym shorts from a gym where my brother worked that he'd given me, and slid between the sheets in my bed. Obviously, still drunk.

    Next thing I know, I wake fully up, no contacts, no glasses, standing outside in the bright lights of the hall outside the room, having to go to the bathroom so badly I'd have knocked your over your infirm grandmother if she stood in my way. Knocked on the door, no answer. Knocked again, no answer. I walked that floor so much you'd have thought I was wearing the rug of the aisle in a Backsliding Religious Revival, trying to find a bathroom.

    Finally went down to the lobby, my hands over my breasts (which aren't perky) to hide the party hats, and went to the front desk.

    "I am so sorry. I got locked out of my room, and I really have to go to the bathroom." The woman pointed me there, and I kinda hitched it over there, bare feet and all -- it was the point where you almost can't hold it. When done, went to the front desk and explained the win, the contacts, no glasses, got locked out, etc. etc. This is before I learned that "less is more," but it all worked out.

    She sent a security guard back up to our room -- said, "We cannot give you a key or let you in until we can see your ID."

    "Yes, ma'am, I know. But it is in the room."

    He pounded on the door for quite sometime until he woke up my friend.

    So that's my story, thin T-shirt, no bra, no panties, no shoes, and no contacts or glasses, standing in the lobby of some big hotel on the end of Canal street, trying to find a bathroom. Thank goodness it was NOLA, because the only folks who looked at me twice were the hotel staff and security.
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