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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I'm thinking the nasty chick probably bled through her pants, and took them off, since she is so nasty and has her period.
    Doesn't she know a real lady never leaves the house during menses?
    What an ill-borne, goatish canker-blossom.
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    Mohandas, chart needed post haste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Will this chart do?


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    Perfect. Commence the stoning of the whoriest of whores.

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    Fuck that, did you see "waste incineration" I'll start the fire.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I'm thinking the nasty chick probably bled through her pants, and took them off, since she is so nasty and has her period.
    Dirty whore!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    Doesn't she know a real lady never leaves the house during menses?
    What an ill-borne, goatish canker-blossom.
    I love to hate that menses word!
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    Womenses.

    Men sees blood (and tampon strings) and gets skeert.

    After my work weekend, I'll take seeing menses over ball cheese any day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    Doesn't she know a real lady never leaves the house during menses?
    Rubbish. A real lady takes herself off into the wilderness during her unclean time and makes sure she doesn't touch any of the menfolk. You don't want women hanging around the house soiling everything with their dirty girl germs.
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    Ball cheese is nastier than my worst cherry cobbler.
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    I'm sorry, Faithanne. I know you are right. I guess I'm just too progressive for most.
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    ^No worries, so long as you stay indoors and wear gloves and a full body Hazmat suit, you should be fine. And don't touch the menfolk!
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    Why are there no pictures if Brandi in that dress on this page? Someone is failing here.
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockchick View Post
    Yeah me too, but I've never been so drunk that I wore a shirt for a dress while my tampon string dangled. And I could be a sloppy drunk back in the day.

    Brandi needs her ass beat.
    Surrsly? Shiiiit. These pics are like candyland and Scooby fuckin Doo compared to some of the shit I used to pull. I have one particularly horrific memory of being talked into going on a Jehovah's Witness cruise ship with some family after my mother converted into the cult (for a short time after leaving a different mainstream religion). This was in my late teens and I still to this day don't know why I stepped foot on that ship.

    Stuck at sea for seven days, SEVEN DAYS, having assigned seating at dinner with JW's preaching at me, JW's everywhere- tracking and judging my every move... There was just no way. I kind of compare it to the $cieno's Sea Org ship but minus most of the slave labor.

    But let me tell you, the second I got to port I headed straight for the pharmacy and purchased any and every pill in Mexico (I'm talking oxy's, xany's, valium, soma's, etc.) I could get my evil little hands on- I figured it would be a fabulous way to make the time just *fly* by. Only one problem. I had never taken a xanax before in my life and didn't realize that the "two" I took was actually 8, because although I only ingested two pills they were what they call "bar's" and there are four pills per bar. 2x4 = 8. I was 8 times fuuuuucked uuuup.

    As I popped the xanny's I proceeded to drink three of the strongest margarita's I've ever had in my life. Drinking the first sip of the second margarita is the last memory I can actually remember from the rest of that day and night. Luckily for me my friends were more than happy to let me know that only did I hit on the Jehovah's Witness chick at our table- that we happened to be assigned to every fucking night- but it was in full view of my, and her, parents. Then I was informed that after dinner I did a series of naked cart wheels down the hallways of the ship in full view of everyone, AND I happened to also be on the rag so there was (I'm sure) a string dangling in the wind (classy, I know), until finally my poor dad, brother, and my two asshole guy friends -who thought the whole thing was hilarious, natch, managed to tackle me into my room and lock me in so I couldn't escape. This happened on the second night of the seven day cruise. I had five more days of avoiding every person on that ship after my lost night. Fun. Let's just say I'm very thankful my mother went back to Judaism so I never had to see those people again.

    Anyhoo, the point to this long and embarrassing story is that everybody fucks up, I was an unholy mother fucker of a mess back then. Granted at the time I was pretty young and didn't have kids, but still I ain't gonna judge this Brandi bitch on these extremely humiliating pics. It is what it is.
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    #1 Brandi needs new friends. I'm lucky that on the very rare occasion I have been wasted in public I have been with people who not only got me home safely but also pulled up/down clothing as required so the world didn't get to see tomorrows laundry or the bunny's pink noses.

    #2 People on here are really slipping with this tampon string thing. Perhaps it is because I've skimmed some posts but I haven't seen any "She's over 35 so everything is obviously a dried up wasteland of bad eggs so why is she daring to have periods?" comments. Tsk tsk!

    #3 I'm spawn free so does that mean I can post here as much as I want?

    #4 Kum-ba-fuckin'-ya, bitches!
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    Clubber, I love that story!
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