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    Yes, yes, blah, blah. Now what's this two finger thing?? Enquiring minds want to know!
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    Oh Kitty.

    Some comments are hysterical.
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    before she had the vadge redone she liked the two hand technique.
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    ^^^^
    and instead of a 'come here' motion, she liked the 'time out' one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Oh Kitty.

    Some comments are hysterical.
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    Oh that! Pfff, the way it was being mentioned made it sound like some amazing secret technique. I remember when the Hairy Chopstick tried to do it; I've had nicer smear tests.
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    yeah, well according to Brandi, "if you're not doing it, you should google, ask a friend - figure it... cause you're girlfriend's cheating on you if you aren't doing it".
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    Oh well, of course. I'm sure all our sex lives would be nothing without Brandi to advise us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I guess you missed the part where Lisa and Branid is not a racist? So why then bring up Mandela other than to try and score points for her own inflated self.
    Because she was addressing Brandi's "ignorance" the very thing Mandela worked to eradicate.

    Why do I venture in the hate LR thread. It's like trying to debate with the wall. Lulz lulz
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    Brandi was being a bitch to Joyce well before the stupid "joke". It just was her being a drunken bitch again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    The parody Will Ferrell tweeted Brandi's next possible line....

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    r u african because ur a frican bitch
    I dunno why this cracks me up so hard but it does.

    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    i agree with LameAnn that lisa and brandi made a good team and that lisa made brandi a bit more palatable. but maybe brandi doesn't care if she is unlikeable and is the villain if it keeps her on the show? i am probably giving her too much credit here ....
    All this shit is scripted. You guys know that!

    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    ok, brandi is dumber than i ever imagined. am reading her blog (i know, i know) and this is an excerpt:

    ... I have had girlfriends from pretty much every ethnical background ....

    bolding is mine. ethnical? is that like ethical?
    I LOVE that kind of word manufacturing. A bit Yogi Berra-ish.

    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    "You're a black person," Glanville said with a laugh, immediately offending Giraud and shocking the group. "It was a joke, and my black friends would have laughed crazy because they don't go in the pool because they will [mess up] their weaves All my black friends can't swim."

    she has black friends! in that case, it's all right.
    Believe it or not I have heard this basic type of joke about swimming and weaves made by racially mixed groups of chicks in this town. But I live in a town with a huge population of trashy Brandi types, to say "blue collar" is being euphemistic.

    I grew up in a elite, well-educated, very PC town with scant "underclass". Living here is constant culture shock when I go out and mix. I see these peeps on the town page on Facebook--black, white, Latino, islander, mixed, everything--and the shit they say to each other stuns me! But they ARE joking because then I see them hanging out downtown at the dive bar or the BBQ place and they are actually friends. It is not like this where I grew up. Ironic but there, people seem way more racially divided and people tiptoe around each other and always, always say the "correct" thing.
    her kid must be getting tortured at school today. tortured.
    This is the part that bothers me. I'm glad you brought it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Oh well, of course. I'm sure all our sex lives would be nothing without Brandi to advise us.
    She's obviously not that good in bed since she couldn't even keep her husband happy...

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    For Eddie it's more about quantity than quality. You know he would be bedding most of the women he came in contact with if he could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    She's obviously not that good in bed since she couldn't even keep her husband happy...


    She probably didn't use her lysol douche often enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beantownfan View Post
    Because she was addressing Brandi's "ignorance" the very thing Mandela worked to eradicate.

    Why do I venture in the hate LR thread. It's like trying to debate with the wall. Lulz lulz
    To think that among all the other things that made Mandela truly great, he managed to work in eradicating ignorance in Bev Hills Housewives.

    I had no idea.
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    ^^^^

    Too bad he couldn't eradicate the stupid in them too.
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