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Thread: Brad Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston was in trouble at week six

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    I know he walks around with that Lil Abner look on his face, but is he really as dumb as everyone says?

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    Just imagine, Hollywood's most sophisticated actress has picked out a guy to play "Dogpatch" with, before America's eyes!


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    ^^ I would say so.

    Years ago I heard Howard Stern was talking about how dumb Pitt was. GWBush's daughter had gotten caught drinking, and she was interning somewhere in LA, and Stern heard that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston were ragging on her saying "hey, lets get a margarita" or some nonsense. Stern was like "hey Brad, why don't you solve this math problem" or "hey brad, can you spell this word"...



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    ^Well the sun glasses do improve his appearance. They cover that blank eyed stare.

    The poor man makes Keanu Reeves look genuinely pensive. Neo, what did Trinty ever see in that dope!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post

    The poor man makes Keanu Reeves look genuinely pensive.



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    If everyone took this Omid dickhead's advice, no one would get married. If you made the right choice, no you wouldn't 'despise everything about them'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BohemianWoman View Post
    He cheated on her with twice before Angelina Jolie. Both times with beginner actresses, one of which was 20 years old.

    Once a cheater...
    Okay, I'm begging here- give us more info on this!

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    Yeah, six weels was about as long as he can go without some George Clooney cock worship.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    I'm still waiting for the rabid fans of Jenni to swing by and spew bullets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    He was always too hot for her; we all knew it then and know it now. GAWD LET IT GO PPL!!!






    Ditto that. She was never in his league. What was he thinking?
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    I wouldn't count on Jenni being faithful either.

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    Oh, please ... he's been with AJ for three years now, was married to Jennifer for five years, and we're supposed to believe he remembers "week 6" which happened eight fucking years ago? Idiot probably can't even remember what he ate for breakfast yesterday.

    And why is he even saying anything? If he's so happy being AJ's manny and running around after a thousand kids every day, he should just shut the fuck up already. If he had an class at all, he would have left the marriage instead of staying for five years and making himself feel better by cheating.

    Asshole.

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    So they had a fight after six weeks and Brad exaggerated things to his pal. That is hardly unusual. It doesn't mean the marriage was already doomed from week six... although I suppose you could say any marriage that ended in divorce was doomed from the start.

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    It was later in their marriage, maybe year four or so, but I remember an interview where Jennifer was sorta ho-hum about love. She made some comment in regards to Brad being the love of her life that made me go, 'ut oh.' It was a very obscure non-answer. I knew when I read that things weren't rosey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Oh, please ... he's been with AJ for three years now, was married to Jennifer for five years, and we're supposed to believe he remembers "week 6" which happened eight fucking years ago? Idiot probably can't even remember what he ate for breakfast yesterday.

    And why is he even saying anything? If he's so happy being AJ's manny and running around after a thousand kids every day, he should just shut the fuck up already. If he had an class at all, he would have left the marriage instead of staying for five years and making himself feel better by cheating.

    Asshole.
    They canít shut up because they know that not many are buying their sweet and innocent Shitt.

    They must have people reading message boards. Come on, who else would keep posting links to JJ?
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    Brad Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston was ...

    a long time ago...let's move on!

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