Brad Pitt Talks Jen Aniston Marriage, Angelina Jolie Bliss

**MontanaMama** · September 21st, 2011, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

I don't put Gifford in the same category as Aniston in terms of need for attention.

The web page below has a list of celebs who have had miscarriages.

Celebrity Miscarriages - Miscarriage Support Forum

They say that Brooke Shields had miscarried five times, Nancy Kerrigan six, and Audrey Hepburn five.

I get the Miscarriage Support forum part, but seems truly ghoulish to track celebrity miscarriages.

Originally Posted by Bellatheball

Which means someone made a sign to Brad to indicate they were talking to him. Then they made a really angry face. Then they pointed to a picture of Jenni. Once he seemed to understand, the conversation was over.

**Laxmobster** · September 21st, 2011, 07:40 PM

God I love my brother! He is obviously late to the gossip train as he just sent me an email about the Holy Triangle Debacle!

Here's what he wrote:

"Rude and inappropriate"??? W... T... F... PEOPLE?! Homeboy is just sitting back and speaking authentically to a reporter. Have you ever talked to a friend, or even someone you just met, about a past boyfriend? Were your words about the relationship as classy as Brad, here??? Not to mention, in this interview the guy is talking about himself, not trashing Jen. Is it supposed to be a secret that he or she was unhappy about some aspects of the relationship? HELLO, THEY GOT A DIVORCE!!!! D-I-V-O-R-C-E does not equal STRONG HAPPY RELATIONSHIP! So the the guy can't even talk about his own feelings, without upsetting poor, fragile Jen??? Seriously, fuck her. I see her face and just think "pathetic". GET OVER IT!!! Ugh, thankfully I was never a big fan of hers to begin with(and I NEVER thought she was a sex symbol... NEVER!!!).

**MrsDark** · September 21st, 2011, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

God I love my brother! He is obviously late to the gossip train as he just sent me an email about the Holy Triangle Debacle!

Here's what he wrote:

"Rude and inappropriate"??? W... T... F... PEOPLE?! Homeboy is just sitting back and speaking authentically to a reporter. Have you ever talked to a friend, or even someone you just met, about a past boyfriend? Were your words about the relationship as classy as Brad, here??? Not to mention, in this interview the guy is talking about himself, not trashing Jen. Is it supposed to be a secret that he or she was unhappy about some aspects of the relationship? HELLO, THEY GOT A DIVORCE!!!! D-I-V-O-R-C-E does not equal STRONG HAPPY RELATIONSHIP! So the the guy can't even talk about his own feelings, without upsetting poor, fragile Jen??? Seriously, fuck her. I see her face and just think "pathetic". GET OVER IT!!! Ugh, thankfully I was never a big fan of hers to begin with(and I NEVER thought she was a sex symbol... NEVER!!!).

Bwhahah!

**sluce** · September 21st, 2011, 08:13 PM

I love your bro!

**faithanne** · September 21st, 2011, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Bellatheball

Which means someone made a sign to Brad to indicate they were talking to him. Then they made a really angry face. Then they pointed to a picture of Jenni. Once he seemed to understand, the conversation was over.

I think these little fellas might have been brought in to help explain things - although one of them would have to have a frowny face drawn on to represent Jennay.

**Kathie_Moffett** · September 22nd, 2011, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Trixie

brad's a bitter jealous fattie!

Originally Posted by Bellatheball

Which means someone made a sign to Brad to indicate they were talking to him. Then they made a really angry face. Then they pointed to a picture of Jenni. Once he seemed to understand, the conversation was over.

He scratched his fleas in assent.

Originally Posted by sputnik

looks like she has the same jacket in suede and in leather.
it's hilarious how she's changing her style for her new man. she's so not a hipster it's not even funny.
at least she's wearing marginally better shoes these days and the aniston shoes have only made a couple of appearances on the red carpet.

If Justin Theroux serves one purpose in his life here on Earth, let it be to rid us of Aniston shoes.

Originally Posted by olivia

Nada, probably, as far as pain goes.

I read an article once about how computer viewing can mess with circadian rhythms. During insomnia fits, I stay away from the computer when possible, picked up some books, and it seems to help a lot.

Totally agree. The melatonin seems to have supplied what my brain was missing, but reading always relaxes me (unless it's Patricia Cornwell or similar) and websurfing always seems to get me wired mentally. Plus, no matter how ergonomic of a chair I'm in--using the computer always makes my back and neck ache after a while.

Originally Posted by Mel1973

OMG! jeans and a jacket!!! *GASP* that slut! how dare she! the shit that some people post about Jennay is borderline stoopid...

Truly. Like she isn't known for wearing jeans and a jacket--and then people complain because her outfits aren't exciting and varied and colorful enough...

**Kat Scorp** · September 22nd, 2011, 01:18 AM

Jeez Louise, they're on a tear at CeleBitchy. Last night (Aussie time) Kaiser put up three separate threads on the fallout from 'that interview'. I don't give a toss about the so-called triangle, but the freaking out at celebitchy is equal parts entertaining and gobsmacking. These people are making LeMann Rimes look sane:

Brad Pitt Talked Smack About Jen Aniston Because he's Jealous

Exerpt: Where to start? There’s lots of Brad Pitt news today, and I suspect that Brad and the Unholy, Uncool Bermuda Triangle of Dullness and Doom will take several more tabloid covers today, so just prepare yourselves. First, while Brad was flying solo at his Moneyball premiere in Oakland two nights ago, he once again “clarified” his Parade Magazine remarks, saying: “That was never my intention for it to be spun that way. People read things into it that just weren’t there.”

Next up: Brad and Jennifer Aniston take the cover of this week’s OK! Magazine, because IT’S STILL NOT OVER.

Source:celebitchy.com

Brad Pitt doesn’t give many interviews — and now maybe we know why. After discussing his personal life with Parade magazine, the Moneyball star managed the rare feat of enraging and humiliating both his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, and his current partner, Angelina Jolie.

“Brad is in deep trouble with both Jen and Angelina” an insider tells OK! in this week’s issue, on sale everywhere Thursday!

The interview started with a little healthy self-deprecation. Reflecting on who he was 10 or 12 years ago, Brad described himself as a “pathetic” slacker, “sitting on a couch, holding a joint…. I wasn’t living an interesting life.”

So far, so good. Until Brad added, “I think that my marriage [to Jennifer] had something to do with it — trying to pretend the marriage was something it wasn’t.”

Remember when Jen said Brad was missing “a sensitivity chip”? Apparently, he still hasn’t grown one. Here, Jen has finally put their painful divorce behind her and is talking marriage and babies with new love Justin Theroux — and Brad brands her a mindnumbing bore and implies that his whole life with her was a lie.

Was it really mere thoughtlessness? Some insiders believe otherwise — that it’s killing Brad to see Jen and Justin mooning like giddy teens.

“Brad’s got a real competitive, vicious streak, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s jealous,” a Jen pal tells OK!. “Justin is everything Brad couldn’t be. He adores Jen; Jen is deeply in love with Justin. And she’d fallen in and out of love with Brad during their marriage. Truth be told, they were both bored. Jen saw Brad as a dull stoner. But Justin is a poet and an author and well-educated and amazing.”

At first, the public put-down wounded Jen, adds another source: “She was angry and confused. But then it became obvious to her — and everyone else in their world — that he’s just envious of how happy she is with her new man.”

Is that seriously the Aniston-approved talking point?

That Brad just said that he was bored and unsatisfied in their marriage because he’s so JEALOUS of her new relationship? Really? Did Jennifer and her “friends” not read the parts about Angelina and their six kids? Well, if thinking that makes Jennifer Aniston happy, God bless.

Written by Kaiser

Followed by:

Jen Aniston Demanded an Apology from "rude, inappropriate" Brad Pitt

Source:Celebitchy.com

First, let’s do all of the nice stuff. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are still getting pap’d on a daily basis in NYC, as they have been ever since Brad Pitt’s Parade interview dropped. You see, Jennifer is “flaunting” how “happy” she and Justin are, because she knows Brad is totally jealous. More on that in a moment.

So these are photos of Justin and Jen from yesterday. They got photographed all over the place - INF had photos (here) of Justin hogging the umbrella so as to not get his precious leather jacket wet, leaving Aniston to get her blowout damp. The photos in this post seem to be after the rain. I dislike Aniston’s casual outfit. The boots are fug, and those jeans aren’t flattering. I don’t really get the hat either, but I guess her hair didn’t look cute because Justin is an umbrella-hogger.

Hollywood Life also reports that Justin and Jennifer are very loved-up in New York, and they’re nesting. They just went shopping for kitchenware at Sur La Table, where Jen picked everything out and Justin paid. A source tells HL, “Jen and Justin went to Sur La Table in Soho. They went in and Justin picked out all [of the products]. He was protecting her almost by standing in front [of her]. She was quiet. They looked in love. And then they ran out and hopped into their SUV.”They spent $137.02, and Justin charged it.

Meanhwhile, you know how I just talked about OK! Magazine’s cover story, in which a “friend” of Jennifer’s threw a pity party about how Brad is vicious and jealous of Jennifer’s relationship with Justin? Well, Us Weekly got the same “tip” from Jennifer’s team,

only the way Us Weekly reports it is kind of funny:

Source:celebitchy.com

There’s so much gold in that one, I can’t even start. Aniston’s PR team reacted the same way her super-defensive fanbase reacted: they lashed out, blew it out of proportion, and then claimed that Brad was just jealous.

Pot, meet kettle) The problem is that Brad is still represented by CAA, right? He and Aniston both have the same agency, so I can believe that their joined representation was pissed off that he “went off the reservation” so to speak. Maybe if he got a new agent, he wouldn’t have to walk on eggshells around Aniston seven years later.

As for Justin being “the one” - I hope he is. I’m being genuine. I hope he doesn’t dump her. I hope he sticks around. I hope he isn’t too bored. Ouch!

Source:celebitchy.com

Written by Kaiser
Photos courtesy of Fame.

Aaaaaand:

Angelina Jolie Forced Brad to Talk Smack About Jennifer Aniston, of course

Here are some new photos of Angelina Jolie, leaving a studio in London. Um, look at her boobs. I swear, she looks pregnant to me. Jennifer Aniston does too, but I can easily pass Aniston’s ever-so-slight weight gain to the fact that she’s been in NYC, eating a lot and being loved up, rather than her doing her usual exercise routine. Angelina has no excuse other than pregnancy. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe she’s just been wearing sacks for the joy of sack-wearing. Or maybe she has another Jolie-Pitt in the oven.

Since I’ve already covered a lot of junk today (here and here), and I already put some of this stuff in the links, I’m just going to do some highlights from the continuing adventures from the Uncool Bermuda Quadrangle for now:

*Angelina FORCED Brad to talk smack about his marriage to Aniston because, in the words of a “source” to ITW, “That is her exact opinion of Jen. She thinks she is a boring person. It’s as if Angelina specifically told Brad to say those things in the interview.”Angelina forces Brad to do this stuff because Angie is “calculating” so “she gets Brad to do her dirty work.”

*OK reports that Angelina was pissed that Brad offered a clarification to his Parade interview, with a source saying: “In her mind, he had no business groveling and apologizing to Jen. It’s clear that he still loves her. Why else would he go on and on about how wonderful she is? If Angie has one vulnerable spot, it would have to do with their staying in contact. Angie’s very cut and dry. When she moves on, she moves on. She doesn’t speak to [ex-husbands] Billy Bob Thornton or Jonny Lee Miller. And she expects Brad to do the same with Jen… Brad and Angie are not in a good place.”

*In Touch also claims that Justin Theroux is seriously pissed at Brad for making those comments about Jennifer: “Justin couldn’t believe what a coward Brad was,” so last week, Justin called Brad late at night and “He said he should keep his mouth shut about his life with Jen.” Justin also “bad-mouthed” Brad to a studio executive, calling Brad a “wimp” and a “loud-mouth bully” and Justin wants to get into a fist-fight with Brad too: “Chivalry is not dead in Justin’s world, He wants to defend the woman he loves.” Angry douche hipster is mad, homoerotic. This is the most exciting thing to happen to Justin in months!

*Last thing: Brad sat down for a Today Show interview with Matt Lauer, which will air tomorrow. Today has already released quotes from Brad, re: the Parade interview:

“All I know is that my point was, the best thing I’d done as a father is be sure that my kids have a good mother. … That’s all I was, or am, trying to say. It has no reference to the past. And I think it’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. You know, she doesn’t deserve it.” My emphasis, because I think this is a valid point.

“I don’t wanna be encumbered by any of that. I know my intentions, and I know what I believe, and I know things get misconstrued, and I know there’s a good cycle and a good story to say we’re splitting up. And then when we don’t, they say we’ve come together again, it’s another new cycle, and then there’s a secret wedding. ‘No, that was put on hold because they’re upset.’ It’s, you know, that’s– I live outside of that, and it’s much healthier.”

When Lauer asked Pitt about the statement he released to The Hollywood Reporter and other outlets clarifying his comments, Pitt says, ” I don’t want them to say anything bad like that about Jen. She’s a dear friend of mine.”

He denies that Aniston called him after his quotes came out. “She’s also a seasoned veteran and she knows. You know, and she’s a valuable person. We spent seven years together. Come on.”

[Via The Hollywood Reporter]

Like, I understand the mindset, the “everybody is overreacting, I’m the peacemaker in this situation” talking points, but I think Brad is coming across as rather naïve, or like he thinks that we aren’t paying attention. Of course everything is not hunky-dory between Aniston and Pitt, not to mention Angelina. Their official line is that it’s everybody else who overreacts, but they’ve all given enough grist for the tabloid mill, so I don’t know who Brad thinks he’s kidding.

Written by, you guessed it, Kaiser

Photos courtesy of Fame.

It's weird to me that K seems to believe Aniston is absolutely, definately, undeniably provoking the tabloids, but completely dismisses the possibility of Jolie-Pitt doing the same. Shouldn't everybody working in the business be well aware by now that there are no "sources", "insiders" or "close friends"? Pitt himself points out the cycle to fiction the tabloids use, but K seems upset that it's "still not over", while helping to keep the scandal going with her own up-to-date reporting on the issue. Did Aniston "cunt punt" K in the past?

**faithanne** · September 22nd, 2011, 01:55 AM

I got about halfway through then gave up. I can't read that much of Celebitchy's lame fawning while trying to sound catty. They think they're being snarky when they're actually completely buying the publicists' spin. They need to step back and remember they aren't actually friends with these bozos and not try to analyse every paparazzi shot (which are a handful out of thousands taken) for clues and insight into their fake-arse lives.

**rollo** · September 22nd, 2011, 03:37 AM

All I got from it is that Justin is squaring up to Brad!

And that he's 'amazing' (a little help from Katie Holmes there?)

And finally that Jenni is a 'seasoned veteran' ...

So not just boring then!

**yanna** · September 22nd, 2011, 03:41 AM

So, so far Brad in his retractions has called her hilarious and a seasoned veteran...

Does he mean "ridiculous" and "old"?

**Mel1973** · September 22nd, 2011, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

God I love my brother! He is obviously late to the gossip train as he just sent me an email about the Holy Triangle Debacle!

Here's what he wrote:

"Rude and inappropriate"??? W... T... F... PEOPLE?! Homeboy is just sitting back and speaking authentically to a reporter. Have you ever talked to a friend, or even someone you just met, about a past boyfriend? Were your words about the relationship as classy as Brad, here??? Not to mention, in this interview the guy is talking about himself, not trashing Jen. Is it supposed to be a secret that he or she was unhappy about some aspects of the relationship? HELLO, THEY GOT A DIVORCE!!!! D-I-V-O-R-C-E does not equal STRONG HAPPY RELATIONSHIP! So the the guy can't even talk about his own feelings, without upsetting poor, fragile Jen??? Seriously, fuck her. I see her face and just think "pathetic". GET OVER IT!!! Ugh, thankfully I was never a big fan of hers to begin with(and I NEVER thought she was a sex symbol... NEVER!!!).

Remind your brother what happens if aniston speaks about her ex...

Originally Posted by faithanne

I got about halfway through then gave up. I can't read that much of Celebitchy's lame fawning while trying to sound catty. They think they're being snarky when they're actually completely buying the publicists' spin. They need to step back and remember they aren't actually friends with these bozos and not try to analyse every paparazzi shot (which are a handful out of thousands taken) for clues and insight into their fake-arse lives.

yeah, celebitchy (and the kaiser person too) is one of the biggest looneys I've come across. they might as well give up the website and spend all their time over at JJ... with others of their ilk.

Originally Posted by yanna

So, so far Brad in his retractions has called her hilarious and a seasoned veteran...

Does he mean "ridiculous" and "old"?

and now supposedly she's quoted as being bored with him during the marriage because he was a "dull stoner"...

And I think it’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. You know, she doesn’t deserve it."

I actually agree with the dimwitted fucking moron. Although, I will say that when he talked about his marriage, HE was the one who brought her into it. Why not just say something nice about Angelina without talking about his marriage to Jennifer?

**Trixie** · September 22nd, 2011, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

And I think it’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. You know, she doesn’t deserve it."

I actually agree with the dimwitted fucking moron. Although, I will say that when he talked about his marriage, HE was the one who brought her into it. Why not just say something nice about Angelina without talking about his marriage to Jennifer?

Because he's an inarticulate moron?

I think he was probably trying to get across how utterly meaningless his life was before he met the sainted Angie. But as a "seasoned veteran" himself, he should have known how his comments would be construed.

He should've just come out and said Angie gave stellar blowjobs and that's why he left his wife for her.