Brad Pitt Says He & Angelina Jolie May Reconsider Marriage Stance

**Mel1973** · May 31st, 2011, 01:32 PM

Well, I just swallowed a verp over that last comment.

**sluce** · May 31st, 2011, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Well, I just swallowed a verp over that last comment.

Did it hurt?

**Mel1973** · May 31st, 2011, 01:34 PM

it burns, precious, it BURNS!

**TheBoyWhoLived** · May 31st, 2011, 02:10 PM

Whoops double post.

Did Angelina Jolie Call Brad Pitt "A REAL Man"?

The Huffington Post pointed towards an interview between The Telegraph and St. Angie Jolie where she talks about playing Cleopatra ("We are trying to get into a different truth about her as a pharaoh in history and not as a sex symbol, because she really wasn’t.") and how she loves being a woman and loves that Brad Pitt is a REAL man. The more I read that shit, the more I began to think that somebody must've switched the jar of virgin souls Angie nibbles from with a jar of weed smoke, because she sounds like a stoned tween who draws a sparkly heart over the i in "Pitt." Here's the two pieces of the interview where Angie sounds like she's quoting a Bye Bye Birdie song.

"I have an MV Augusta," she says. "But Brad is the real rider. He’s really good." She also flies a plane. But that said, "I love being a woman. I love that I can have children. I love feeling soft, I love being with Brad, I love all the sensitivity and natural emotion." "I am very lucky with Brad," she goes on. "He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man," she says, blushing slightly, "in all things that it means."

And then Angie clutched the edges of her pink angora cardigan, fell back on her canopy bed and rolled around before jumping up and jazz walking stage left. Reading that quote is the equivalent of dipping my opened eyes in a bowl of melted, cold cheese. What does she even mean by "in all things that it means"? Does she mean a dick, because most men have dicks. That's how it works, usually.
I was all ready to pull a Brangeloonie move by asking The Telegraph for the receipts, but then I read a comment at HuffPo that explained everything: “ANGELINA DID NOT SPEAK TO THAT TELEGRAPH SHITRAG 'WRITER', BTW. THAT LAZY, PLAGIARIST*, WILL LAWRENCE, MERELY SCRAPED SOME SHITRAG FICTION AND OTHER SOURCES TO SCROUNGE TOGETHER THAT LYING PIECE OF EXCUSE FOR AN ARTICLE. FANS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO IDENTIFY WHOLE SWATHS OF PASSAGES LIFTED BY THAT WORTHLESS HACK LAWRENCE.

Yeah, what Maddox, I mean, what that commenter said!

Did Angelina Jolie Call Brad Pitt "A REAL Man"? | Dlisted

**Mercer** · May 31st, 2011, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Deutsche

Brad Pitt a Real man

Could someone pay them one-way tickets to the moon or any other planet not calling earth ?

I have such an 80s flashback... Not many people remember 'One way ticket' or even know Duran Duran's 'Planet Earth'. Nice.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · May 31st, 2011, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mercer

I have such an 80s flashback... Not many people remember 'One way ticket' or even know Duran Duran's 'Planet Earth'. Nice.

Planet Earth, You betchoo arse Lynnie and I know that one.

**KrisNine** · May 31st, 2011, 04:06 PM

Oh, I know Planet Earth well. Bah bah bah ba bah bah bah bah, this is planet earth, calling planet earth.....

**AliceInWonderland** · May 31st, 2011, 05:28 PM

check out her injection marks under her eyes

**Baby Face** · May 31st, 2011, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Icepik

I've been with my son's father for 18 years and my son is 16, he's never once asked or said anything about marriage. I doubt any child of a unmarried couple would care whether or not their parents are married, after all, it is all they would know anyway, so married or not, it wouldn't make a difference.

I think the two of them are planning to get married and are using the kids as the excuse to overshadow their earlier statement of not marrying unless everyone is able.

IDK - Sting & Trudy said that they would never get married either. When their kids started school, they started putting pressure on the parents and Sting & Trudy ended up getting married because of this. At least that is what they said at the time

**aabbcc** · May 31st, 2011, 05:56 PM

I still don't see how the subject even comes up if the parents live together. Kids don't get together on the playground at recess and say, "Hey, is your mom and dad married?" My kids never once asked about marriage, whether it was regarding their friends' parents or me and their dad. If the parents are together and happy (or at least co-existing peacefully), I really don't think they care too much. Nothing would change about their lives anyway. But that's just my opinion based on my own experience.

**Catty** · May 31st, 2011, 06:49 PM

A friend of mine got married recently after being with her now-husband for 15 years. They have three kids and she was having problems with the schools since she has a different last name than her kids do. They didn't care either way but found it would sometimes caused issues in legal dealings.

**aabbcc** · May 31st, 2011, 06:58 PM

I never thought of different last names. Funny because my last name is different from my kids. I guess my kids aren't very observant. They must get it from their mom.

**Chalet** · May 31st, 2011, 09:59 PM

Brad knew he couldn't copy Johnny's signature blue Moscot's, so he did brown.

I feel there will be a fight in here. I have plenty of lime juice and ice if you need some. BYOvodka

**TheBoyWhoLived** · May 31st, 2011, 10:06 PM

Depp's are violet.

There's something weird about that btw. The fact Pitt is trying to jock his style.

**Kathie_Moffett** · May 31st, 2011, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111

Whatever. Do they also inform the kiddos when they're smokin weed (for Brad) and the H for Angie? Just STFU.

I think Pitt's recent "look" is an attempt to channel his drug-addled, obscenely pimped-out mental mashup of Johnny Depp and Jeff Bridges. Cuz you know, they are REAL actors, and, like, they have OSCARS. In his tiny pea brain he figures that if he looks the part, it will become reality.

Here's what I think of that:

As for Angie...

"I love that I can have children"--is that another little smack for Jenjen?

And if that skeleton can be "soft" then maybe, just maybe, Pittstain can be "a real man".....in other words, never in a million years.