Brad Pitt has the New Orleans levee system tattooed on his back

**Aella** · May 13th, 2008, 03:28 PM

So I guess Brad got his tats at the 'Culture Appropriation/Appropriation of other people's tragedies' tattoo parlour. With the extra douchey discount, of course.

**emkat** · May 13th, 2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by tamjo54

their children look like they don't enjoy being their children.

That's quite an assumption to make.

**Belinda** · May 13th, 2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Sojiita

ANGELINA IS A BROTHERFUCKER!!

Poor dumb Brad..still hot with a few extra pounds, some gray hair, and that WTF! tat, but still dumb as a box of rocks, and his balls are still in Angie's purse. I wonder if she takes them out of her purse and lets her brother play with Brad's balls while they are in bed together?

Hell and 'Chinniston of the perpetually barren womb' if probably jellus of Ang having Brad..and having her own brother as well!

**aabbcc** · May 13th, 2008, 03:39 PM

Don't be haterz now. Y'all know you love the chance to slip your brothers some tongue every once in a while.

**Sasha** · May 13th, 2008, 03:45 PM

arrrrrrrrgh

**lienka** · May 13th, 2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Palermo

YUCK. Everytime I read somebody had a tattoo done in a foreign language I laugh my ass off. You have no idea unless you speak it what the hell it means, if anything, you could have beef and broccoli no 4 on your body. He looks seriously tired, wrinkled, and yes fat. It's ok to say he's in his 40s, but he's not your average man, he's an actor. So he should stay in shape. His career depends on his looks.

Fat? Did you check all pics besides that one taken from weird angle? People shouldn’t moan when celebs look extremely skinny. Obviously, that’s what they want. He’s an actor. You don’t know what kind of body he needs for his roles. He might be ripped in one movie and fat in other. .Jack Nicholson is fat and nobody cares.

**effie2** · May 13th, 2008, 03:53 PM

Man boobs alert.

**Sojiita** · May 13th, 2008, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by effie2

Man boobs alert.

um..when a guy is mostly muscle..they are called 'pecs' dear.

And while he may not be the ripped young stallion he once was, he is still more muscle than flab..look at those arms.

but of course he has no balls and is des-sexed now..so why do I even care. Poor dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks-eunuch Brad!!! *sobs*

Vampirejelina has reduced him to the sexual potency of a potato!!!

Eunuch Brad! I like that name for him!!

**Sasha** · May 13th, 2008, 04:19 PM

Nice broad shoulders. I like that, even when there's a little love handle thingy going on.

**effie2** · May 13th, 2008, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Sojiita

um..when a guy is mostly muscle..they are called 'pecs' dear.

And while he may not be the ripped young stallion he once was, he is still more muscle than flab..look at those arms.

but of course he has no balls and is des-sexed now..so why do I even care. Poor dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks-eunuch Brad!!! *sobs*

Vampirejelina has reduced him to the sexual potency of a potato!!!

Eunuch Brad! I like that name for him!!

he he,he reminds me of my desexed cat,my King..no tetosterone ,he grew fat too..

**viggofan** · May 13th, 2008, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by GaPeach

^^ ya'll have no imagination.. surely it stands for the Greek symbol "I am hung like a horse" he got it while making Troy.

The symbols on the other side are actually just stretch marks... he's put on a few

That horse forgot where he put his balls.

He really has put on the pounds but then again I never thought he was anything to write home about.

**AliceInWonderland** · May 13th, 2008, 05:38 PM

OMG WAT A FUCKING RETARD

brad has become a total bitch since hooking up with Vampira!

**january** · May 13th, 2008, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Don't be haterz now. Y'all know you love the chance to slip your brothers some tongue every once in a while.

Actually I much prefer the crazy, heroin-injecting, brother-kissing, fucking BBT in the back of a limo, Angelina. At least then she seemed sincere. I think she'll get sick of this whole facade sooner or later and feel restless.

**Palermo** · May 13th, 2008, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by lienka

Fat? Did you check all pics besides that one taken from weird angle? People shouldn’t moan when celebs look extremely skinny. Obviously, that’s what they want. He’s an actor. You don’t know what kind of body he needs for his roles. He might be ripped in one movie and fat in other. .Jack Nicholson is fat and nobody cares.

Brad, is that you? Uh, Jack Nicholson is older than Brad's Dad for God's sake, and he is a real actor, unlike this guy.