December 1st, 2008, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Rondette
Now guys, come on....it must be difficult to pick up the box and pour it into a bowl with those skinny little wrists of hers! Have a heart!
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She doesn't even have the strength breast feed her babies. 
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December 1st, 2008, 12:33 PM
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Christ...they look like Morticia and Gomez....  |
ha ha, they do!!
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December 1st, 2008, 12:35 PM
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King has nailed it perfectly.
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December 1st, 2008, 01:31 PM
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MsChiff, I love the new avatar.
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December 1st, 2008, 03:44 PM
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They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Jolie Pitt Family.
Their house is very filthy
Even though they’re wealthy
They’re mentally unhealthy
The Jolie Pitt Family.
So call the tabloid mags
Who will photograph these hags
We'll watch as Angelina sags
The Jolie Pitt Family.
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December 1st, 2008, 03:54 PM
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I'm more WTF over Jamie Oliver & Brad Pitt.....
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December 1st, 2008, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Chalet
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Jolie Pitt Family.
Their house is very filthy
Even though they’re wealthy
They’re mentally unhealthy
The Jolie Pitt Family.
So call the tabloid mags
Who will photograph these hags
We'll watch as Angelina sags
The Jolie Pitt Family.
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Brilliant.  You really need a few other verses though. You've left out critical points about her brother. And seriously, no Jolie Pitt song is complete without a chinny reference.
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December 1st, 2008, 06:20 PM
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Shocking photo of her!!!
He always looks 'blah' to me.
I fail to see how these 2 are the 'most beautiful couple' in the world...
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December 1st, 2008, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MissVenus
Shocking photo of her!!!
He always looks 'blah' to me.
I fail to see how these 2 are the 'most beautiful couple' in the world...
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They aren't. It's all HYPE.
The picture in this thread is a particularly awful picture of them. They look like Gomez and Morticia Addams.
And, imo, most people who say they can't cook are too lazy to do it. I mean, how hard is is to make a box of Mac and Cheese, for example?
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December 2nd, 2008, 03:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalet
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Jolie Pitt Family.
Their house is very filthy
Even though they’re wealthy
They’re mentally unhealthy
The Jolie Pitt Family.
So call the tabloid mags
Who will photograph these hags
We'll watch as Angelina sags
The Jolie Pitt Family.
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 Fits that pic perfectly!!
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December 2nd, 2008, 08:29 AM
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That must be a damned great bowl of cereal then.
I could picture the Angelina of days past laying in bed naked with a bowl of "Trix" strategically balanced on top of herself.
Maybe he just really did want babies that bad.
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December 2nd, 2008, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by MrsDark
That must be a damned great bowl of cereal then.
I could picture the Angelina of days past laying in bed naked with a bowl of "Trix" strategically balanced on top of herself.
Maybe he just really did want babies that bad.
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December 2nd, 2008, 12:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrsDark
That must be a damned great bowl of cereal then.
I could picture the Angelina of days past laying in bed naked with a bowl of "Trix" strategically balanced on top of herself.
Maybe he just really did want babies that bad.
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Well Trix are for kids, right?
He now has 6.
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December 2nd, 2008, 12:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by purple rain
They aren't. It's all HYPE.
The picture in this thread is a particularly awful picture of them. They look like Gomez and Morticia Addams.
And, imo, most people who say they can't cook are too lazy to do it. I mean, how hard is is to make a box of Mac and Cheese, for example?
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Bad example.....that's not cooking. 
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December 2nd, 2008, 01:17 PM
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I can't say anything about this because my kids think I'm "baking" when I buy those Xmas Pillsbury cookies with the snowmen and reindeer on them. My oven gets very little use and all of my family members are experts in microwaving. I know how to cook but just don't like to and keep odd hours with work so we had a cook when the kids were small, but now they fend for themselves unless something bizarre like really bad PMS overtakes me and I cook an entire gourmet meal. Then they usually think I'm either dying or losing it. Cereal, Easy Macs, and Ramen Noodles are staples in our house, along with the menu for every restaurant within a five mile radius. 
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