This is the blind:
One Karma-Killin' Blind Vice: If this one’s true, Butch Spit-Spat
should haul out a friggin’ movie about it—after all, isn’t that
something he does rather well? BSS, never one to be exactly primo to
the ladies after bedding them, was nevertheless around one of them
long enough to father a kid, now a teenager. And according to an
outraged acquaintance of
Blondie-Babe, a rising young twentysomething
honey-haired actress,
Blondie’s screwing Butch’s 15-year-old boy. Said
amigo is trying to get B2 hauled into jail, much to the Spit-Spat
boy’s great dissatisfaction, I’m sure. Jeez. Don’t know whether to
call the cops or Entertainment Tonight on this one. Both would treat
the story the same, I suspect. AND IT AIN’T: Michael Madsen; Will
Smith;
Jack Nicholson