Big fat liars LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian go public

[sluce]

There is something really odd about her legs. And, she is UGLY!

[Moongirl]

In the pics that show her walking, it's like she's not walking gracefully or normally, it looks like she's literally clomping around like a Clydesdale....

[Annie B]

In the pics that show her walking, it's like she's not walking gracefully or normally, it looks like she's literally clomping around like a Clydesdale....

Or like a burly truck driver in drag for a Halloween costume. She is the polar opposite of "hot".

*paging Lobelia to the thread*

Hey LOBES---its the fucking purse again! I think its time to run this shit over w/a train or something.

Maybe she will finally...go away for good, due to a tragic mesh purse fringe "accident"? Wishful thinking?

[Novice]

lolz
Hey Nov, were you referring to that Celebitchy article about LeAnn fantasizing that the punching bag is Brandi?

Dunno if it were just celebitchy, coz it was all over the media... Think it was a Shape article originally?

OMG!!!!1111!!!! How can we tell them apart???? Which one is which??

[kalirga]

I like those tiles.

The horsewhore on the steps is turning my stomach though.

[Calico Kid]

OMG!!!!1111!!!! How can we tell them apart???? Which one is which??

LeAnn is the one swatting flies with her tail. It's so pathetic how much she is trying to morph into Brandi. Given how freaking ugly she is, you'd think she'd try very hard to avoid comparisons. Mental case.

Her deal with the pap may be $200 per picture, but I bet she has to pay him a hell of a lot more than that to call her a "country cutie" and "gorgeous".

[Kat Scorp]

OMG!!!!1111!!!! How can we tell them apart???? Which one is which??

Perfect photo blend, Nov WeWe absolutely DOES NOT have the thighs to pull off those shorts, and I'm not just talking about the old lipo scars

That celebrity-gossip website is always calling her "country cutie" and "songstress"; I think the site is affiliated with GSM, which employs Mike "Big Head" Kamara, the perv she keeps hiring/flying out to Cabo with her and ManWhore. The bastard I mentioned before who was busted parked outside of high schools, taking pictures of teenage girls with the license plates off his car.

[Novice]

Perfect photo blend, Nov

Thank YOU! *bows*

[Kat Scorp]

OMG!!!!1111!!!! How can we tell them apart???? Which one is which??

Perfect photo blend, Nov WeWe absolutely DOES NOT have the thighs to pull off those shorts, and I'm not just talking about the old lipo scars

That celebrity-gossip website is always calling her "country cutie" and "songstress"; I think the site is affiliated with GSM, which employs Mike "Big Head" Kamara, the perv she keeps hiring/flying out to Cabo with her and ManWhore. The bastard I mentioned before who was busted parked outside of high schools, taking pictures of teenage girls with the license plates off his car.

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ETA: Because of people confusing each other over the timeline of when and why Brandi kicked Mr Falcor to the curb, I'm adding this blog entry Brandi wrote for bravo after Schaena appeared in a RHoBH episode:

Brandi Glanville
A Zebra's Stripes
Brandi thanks Lisa for removing the Sur waitress and thanks the waitress for telling her story.
January 17, 2012




The opening of SUR lounge.. . .what a night!

Upon walking in I noticed one of the production staff, Julian, acting as a bouncer and made a little comment. No I wasn't flirting with a complete stranger. I was flirting with someone I had spent the entire season joking around with.

Once inside, the place looked gorgeous and sexy I was very impressed. Lisa said I should invite a few friends to the opening so I came with a gaggle of gals. One of my friends being Linda, whom I had zero idea had ever dated Paul! Had I had any clue of this I would not have invited her although we are very close. For her part, Linda very adamantly denies ever being Paul's girlfriend and said they went on a few dates many many years ago and nothing more. Still I wish I had known that.

The girls and I were all pretty hungry so Lisa sent some appetizers our way. Looking down at this waitress who was serving me meatballs, I realized she was the reason I finally left my husband. When the news broke of Eddie having an affair with LeAnn Rimes, he denied it and we entered into marriage counseling. I wanted to save my marriage and keep my family together and thought I could forgive this one time mistake. Maybe a month later this women (the waitress at Sur) was on Access Hollywood crying and speaking about her relationship with my then-husband Eddie. She went on and on about how she couldn't leave him even after she found out I was pregnant with our second child. She cried saying Eddie didn't have the decency to break up with her before starting an affair with LeAnn Rimes. Ummmm that was it for me!!! I packed my stuff and moved to the Beverly Hills Hotel but not before putting a few well deserved gashes into the tires of our Harley Davidson motorcycles. Eddie is lucky I didn't cut something else off!!

So there this woman was serving me food, that I had only ever seen on TV sharing her story with the world. I couldn't help myself, I blurted out "you use to sleep with my husband." She had a huge, very smug smile on her face and said, "Yes I did," and went over to tell Lisa we had a problem. The truth of the matter is that regardless of how I felt about this woman, I owed her a giant thank you. Who knows how long I would have stayed with Eddie if she hadn't told her story to the press? She made me realize that a zebra never changes his stripes and I needed to leave. (Can't you just feel LeMann's snarl at this? )

Brandi for Bravotv.com
source: Brandi Glanville - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - A Zebra's Stripes - Blog - Bravo TV Official Site

[Gossiplover]

What a cock hopping whore.

[CornFlakegrl]

Did LeManImUgly ever comment on Eddie seeing her and his mistress at the same time?

[Annie B]

Did LeManImUgly ever comment on Eddie seeing her and his mistress at the same time?

Nope, never a public acknowledgement of Scheana. Just the insinuations that Eddie wasn't happy or satisfied in his marriage and didn't feel LovE until he met Leann. Scheana and him NOT leaving Brandi just prove he is a cheating asshole, not that he was unhappy in his marriage (as she was in hers) as Leann claimed in her Robin Roberts ABC interview.

It has been LONG suspected that Scheana "went away" so easily because she was paid off to leave Eddie alone. Just like Dean was paid to "go away", with a nice tight confidentiality agreement.

[Love love]

Nope, never a public acknowledgement of Scheana. Just the insinuations that Eddie wasn't happy or satisfied in his marriage and didn't feel LovE until he met Leann. Scheana and him NOT leaving Brandi just prove he is a cheating asshole, not that he was unhappy in his marriage (as she was in hers) as Leann claimed in her Robin Roberts ABC interview.

It has been LONG suspected that Scheana "went away" so easily because she was paid off to leave Eddie alone. Just like Dean was paid to "go away", with a nice tight confidentiality agreement.

not paid enough if she's still serving meatballs!

[MrsDark]

I'll bet at this point Dean could make a lot more money on a tell-all than LeMan probably threw him to shut up!

Too bad he's closeted.

Come out, Dean! You have nothing to lose and much to gain. $

[darksithbunny]

Wait a minute! Horseface has a white range rover like Brandi's? When you copy someone's expensive wheels that does it for me. SWF indeed! That bitch is cray cray! And ugly, did I mention that? And Eddie is fucking some fat chick right now.