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    The last time Eddie and LeAnn were in a sunny climate when the pictures came out the story was about his physique and not in a flattering way, so he may be laying low because of that. I wonder if Eddie realizes that the main criteria for being LeAnn Rimes' soul mate is physical attractiveness, if not he may find himself being traded in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dougie View Post
    The last time Eddie and LeAnn were in a sunny climate when the pictures came out the story was about his physique and not in a flattering way, so he may be laying low because of that. I wonder if Eddie realizes that the main criteria for being LeAnn Rimes' soul mate is physical attractiveness, if not he may find himself being traded in.
    Seriously? I thought the key thing was a working dick attached to a body that would basically be slavishly devoted to her ego.

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    I wonder if a fairy godmother gave Leann two choices, "You can either have a career like Taylor Swift, or you can stay with Eddie." Which one would she choose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PecanPie View Post
    Seriously? I thought the key thing was a working dick attached to a body that would basically be slavishly devoted to her ego.
    Slavishly devoted to her ego is definitely high on the list, but LeAnn's ego is also puffed by her being seen as a hot chick by virtue of the fact that she's with a good looking man. Slavishly devoted is important but it is too behind the scenes, IMO LeAnn needs the public to hold her in high esteem in some way, and in her shallow brain being with a hot guy gives her cachet.

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    ^Is that why when she writes those Daily Fail articles she is constantly jabbing at Eddie, is she trying to get him to work out or something?
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    ^ Perhaps and if that does not work then a tabloid will publish CCTV footage of LeAnn in a restaurant canoodling with another man.

    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    I wonder if a fairy godmother gave Leann two choices, "You can either have a career like Taylor Swift, or you can stay with Eddie." Which one would she choose?
    IMO she would choose Taylor Swift's career because if she had Taylor Swift's career she can buy 20 Eddie Cibrians or even better a melange of Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles, John Mayer, a Jonas Brother and a Kennedy.



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    In addition to other things mentioned, IMO Eddie was also attractive to LeAnn because the scandal sparked by their affair and its aftermath increased her relevance. I would like to think that LeAnn would rather be relevant for her music, but I think that for female artists who had a run as It Girls but never achieved superstar status like Madonna or Beyonce, most end up singing in casinos and smaller venues and producing albums that don't sell well, especially if it's new music, so I don't think that LeAnn's current status represents failure as much as the life-cycle of a female solo artist.

    I remember on bio/profile type shows more than one person talking about LeAnn's ambition and drive and I wonder if at some level she accepts, or accepts for the time being, that she is not an A-List pop or country singer and is making do with the relevance that comes from being famous for being famous / tabloid and gossip fodder.
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    It must kill her to see Taylor Swift's career, because she actually has a nicer voice than Taylor IMO. But she could never do what Taylor does. I just watched her Shake It Off video the other night and I thought she was completely adorable. And I thought it had a good message. And it's catchy. Why can't Leann at least get a hit that gets airplay? She needs to dump Eddie, disappear and reinvent herself in a few years.
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    Taylor Swift must have a really good PR team. I wonder if LeAnn has considered hiring them. Of course they might refuse to take her on as a client because of her Twitter/Eddie/Brandi/stepsons/calling paps craziness.

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    Leann could easily have a successful career, if only she was willing to work for it. The problem is, she wants to be super famous with very little effort. She thinks the work she did as a child (she won multible Grammies, remember!) automatically ensures her A+ list status, but those 3-4 hits are now more than a decade old.
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    She needs to quit trying to be a popstar/diva/hipster and concentrate on corporate gigs. 2 or 3 of those a month and she'd be raking in what I make in a year. No more dance remix albums or being guest vocalist for the Crystal Method - that crowd doesn't care about her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    She needs to quit trying to be a popstar/diva/hipster and concentrate on corporate gigs. 2 or 3 of those a month and she'd be raking in what I make in a year. No more dance remix albums or being guest vocalist for the Crystal Method - that crowd doesn't care about her.
    I agree, if she is going to copy another artist, she should go for Adele, sit her ass down and play the guitar or the piano and sing songs that will really showcase her voice. That she needs coaching on. And show up to the shows. And do another album of songs that have nothing to do with cheating or "her story". I think she should do a song that would be a popular first dance song at a wedding. I could see her doing that, even the Christmas album was a good idea, but of course she had to ruin it running around in a bikini with psycho elves. What a wacko.
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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    but of course she had to ruin it running around in a bikini with psycho elves. What a wacko.
    Exactly. She's hell bent on showing the world what a smartass she is, how she laughs at herself, the tabloid stories, and the haterz. She needs to quit that drama, and concentrate on the music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PecanPie View Post
    Seriously? I thought the key thing was a working dick attached to a body that would basically be slavishly devoted to her ego.
    I think it's as simple as this - it's all about the high, the rush she got from winning the man and has to continued to get by gloating about it. Every time she digs at Brandi, she "wins" and proves she's even better than the slender, sassy, decently-pretty/photogenic former model with long, thick hair. As opposed to being butt-ugly with lanky hair and a natural tendency to be stubby/chubby. In an appearance-focused industry. Like we've all said on her 10,000 times, Brandi has the look of the woman LeAnn has always wanted to be, as evidenced by her SWFing and general obsession.

    She's been chasing the first high ever since. It was inevitable that she would lose it, because the high is based on Brandi's worth, as she perceives it, and it's impossible to keep that perception stable.

    Brandi MUST be kept in an important-enough position in her mind, otherwise having the man wouldn't be anything to brag about. It's why she studies her, copies her, provokes her for usable reactions. But keeping her at that level of importance is galling, it's torture. Impossible to keep up that kind of catty obsession without infecting your entire life, so something is gonna give way eventually.

    Had Brandi withered up and disappeared, or if LeAnn had just stopped focusing on Brandi, the high would be gone. Like I said, the end was inevitable.

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    ^^So you're saying she's only with Ed because of Brandi?

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