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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post


    Her physical appearance aside, this is a horrible picture.

    This is why you need a professional (commercial/fashion) photographer, a crew... and for that matter, a management team/publicist.
    Not to bash the photographer (Sarah Hertel), but if you're an artist, and you're taking publicity stills for whatever (album, promo articles, etc), there's a certain level of professionalism that the photos need to convey (if that makes sense).
    You need a team a people have experience in these field(s) to set up these types of shoots.

    I think Sarah is a good photographer. I don't think the outcome of the photos are entirely her fault (styling, editing of the photos)... I think Leann has a very heavy hand in all of these photos (as opposed to professionals: art/shoot directors, editors, management team, publicist).

    I've seen better photos on fashion blogs, taken by amateur photographers/bloggers themselves.
    Why? Because their photos are sharp, have a clear concept, not edited so much that you can barely see the subject.

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    When you make all your employees your friends, or your friends your employees, this is what you get.
    Either a crap editor or a good photo fucked up because the subject of it has to have her way.
    Blue halos in the hair, an orange face and a white chest, a white arm and orange fingers, the wrong focal points being in focus...either due to the photographer or due to the blur/smooth tool. It's silly...she needs to hire a professional who has the guts to tell her to fuck off and respect their skill.

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    Something to give you nightmares (neigh) for Halloween!
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    me too. i just blow a roadie and they give me one for free.
    All you get is a t shirt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CL** View Post
    When you make all your employees your friends, or your friends your employees, this is what you get.
    Either a crap editor or a good photo fucked up because the subject of it has to have her way.
    Blue halos in the hair, an orange face and a white chest, a white arm and orange fingers, the wrong focal points being in focus...either due to the photographer or due to the blur/smooth tool. It's silly...she needs to hire a professional who has the guts to tell her to fuck off and respect their skill.
    All I see are blue raccoon eyes, nostrils, and, if she's not wearing a shirt, a very white chest. It is a poor picture, and like everything Leann does now it looks cheap. Leann is never going to be a big star again, so she should figure out how to make a living. She might start by taking voice lessons to learn how to be understood while singing. Leann may have a good voice but she is not a good singer. I've wondered why she hasn't tried to find a residency at some hotel or casino, maybe in Branson, MO. I guess that would mean she'd have to show up, though.

    Did Dean used to be her back-up dancer? Did Leann do shows with dancers? I can't imagine that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CL** View Post
    It's not like she was successful and current/relevant and the affair torpedoed all that. I just don't even think acting a lot less crazy would return her to any musical relevancy in this day and age. At the most, it just seems like dialing down the crazy would allow her to focus to the point where maybe she could actually start selling out the casino bookings. I can't personally imagine her ever being a big star again though...what do you all think? Who is another star, for reference, who has had a similar trajectory and accomplished this?
    I apologize if this post makes no sense, I barely slept last night.

    Her career reminds me of Amy Grant's. She was the darling of Christian music and had a bunch of pop hits in the 90s, before her career started to decline. She had an affair with Vince Gill and the two of them left their spouses- and they both had children- to be together. It was a big scandal in the Christian world. Amy claimed their was no affair because they didn't have sex-girl, please!-but his wife said she found love letters from Amy in her husband's golf bag. Oops. His wife cited Amy as the reason for the divorce in the divorce papers. Her record label also dropped her after 20 years.

    I think the difference is that Grant was genuinely sorry over her behavior. She described her breaking up someone's family as taking their beautiful car out of their driveway, smashing it to bits in a wreck and then returning it a useless piece of junk. Vince Gill's ex-wife actually said Amy was the one who handled the whole mess the best of the three of them, if you can believe that. She said it wasn't until years later that she was finally able to start forgiving herself for all the pain she caused so many people.

    Grant signed with a new label that remastered and re released all her old records-I believe Grant actually owned her old masters- and last year she released a Christian cd that sold three times the amount of Spitfire, without much publicity. They were respectable numbers for a Christian cd. She regularly sells out venues of 3000 or 4000 seats. Her career will never be what it was but she still HAS a career, unlike Leann. Leann can still sign with a small, independent label but she knows she will never have a big career going that route. They do not have the money to push artists like a major does. She would not have the clout to appear on every morning show and late show to promote an album, just an appearance or two. These labels may not be interested because she is a PR nightmare. Or it may hurt her ego to admit she can't get a deal with a major. Maybe she is still holding out, thinking she can get a major to sign her.

    I believe Leann has something like Narcissist Personality Disorder. Before you laugh, my brother has this illness. I have been dealing with Leann's brand of crazy for decades now. These people do not change. They are absolutely never wrong, no matter how much they screw up, so they never change and grow from mistakes. Guilt and shame are not in their DNA. They have little to no compassion for other people, though they can fake it sometimes. She can't tone down the crazy because she doesn't recognize it. She will never do an apology tour saying how sorry she is for all her bad behavior . She would have to stop tweeting as well because her true self comes out. She would only try that if she was completely broke and it would kill her. She gets royalties off of all her old recordings so this probably won't happen. Those songs are still played on every light rock station from here to Bejing so she must earn a pretty penny from them. Curb still owns her masters and can release new greatest hits packages for her die hard fans and she gets money from downloads of her old songs. She will probably just sign a deal with an independent who gives her creative control. She will never be a big star again because of who she is-cold, remorseless and ugly. And because of twitter, where she reveals the ugly every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post

    Something to give you nightmares (neigh) for Halloween!
    She has to be high on something to take pictures like that--a close up of her face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Jfc, that's the year I graduated.
    Oh and while on the subject of public assistance, I've heard that government cheese is great and makes awesome grilled cheese sandwiches.
    The mental illness is so strong in her I can't. Who the hell swf's the ex wife's hair, clothes, style etc when the ex wife is gorgeous and you are homely? It's like you're saying "Look how HORRIBLE I look in her clothes and hair style. Feel free to compare the two of us and see how far short I fall!!!"

    Same with this rip off of Taylor Swift. "Look I'm older and less successful than she is and this t shirt will sell a fraction of what she is selling on her website because SHE STILL HAS A CAREER!"

    She has this NEEEEED to call attention to what she is lacking. Self sabotage at it's finest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    Not to mention, what is this photo supposed to convey? That she's trying to get hit by a car? That she already got hit by a car and is now just laying there? Why is she laying in the street?
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    Maybe she really is supposed to be a speedbump. It would follow the pattern of her being obsessed with Brandi and things Brandi has said. (unicorn, angelfish, etc.)
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    ^^Yeah, except it was Eddie through his publicist who called LeAnn a speedbump. Ouch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crayzeehappee View Post
    Not to mention, what is this photo supposed to convey? That she's trying to get hit by a car? That she already got hit by a car and is now just laying there? Why is she laying in the street?
    Exactly my thoughts....This picture would be perfect if her next album is called "Road Kill"
    What is the point of this set-up? What is the point of her make-up? What "look" is she trying to go for?
    Bad lighting, bad angle, bad editing - she blends into the road/background...

    This picture reminds the movie I was watching last night with my nieces, Adams Family Values - the scene where Wednesday Adams is camouflaged into the wall to spy Debbie... She blends right in - just like Leann and that jacket/background

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    All you get is a t shirt?
    They must have not been stellar. I shocked quite frankly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    Exactly my thoughts....This picture would be perfect if her next album is called "Road Kill"
    Ok, this made me laugh. Also the thought that tire tracks across her chest or face would be much more artsy. Hell, that might be a t-shirt even I would buy.
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    With that furry coat, and that line of skin showing reminds me of a skunk in the road....

    (I found a perfect comparison picture of skunk road kill, but I thought it was took graphic/sad to post, so here's a cute pic of a skunk with a kitten to illustrate the black coat white line reference )

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    The only thing that would have improved Sarah Hertel's photoshoot:


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