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    whoa, that's some mighty photoshop!
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    Unfortunately, they didn't photoshop the nostrils, and I can't see past them.
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    Those extensions, they look gray and matted!

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    Who blew up her tits? Did she borrow them from Coco? She looks ghastly here, not that she doesn't look like shit most of the time anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougie View Post
    LeAnn Rimes Cibrian retweeted
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    Album @LeAnnRimes One Christmas: Chapter One will be released October 27. Pre-order now. http://amzn.to/1ELgfFD

    This photo is hysterical. I look at her face and see One Christmas I took too many laxatives, I was on the toilet for hours, now I'm pale, exhausted, miserable with gas pains and cramps, and they made me pose for this album cover.
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    trying to look like an ethereal angel but all i see is asymmetry and extensions.
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    To me, the bigger question is, wtf is chapter 1? That sounds like there additional chapters looming on the horizon. It's like she's put out too many Xmas albums she now is breaking them up into chapters to spread them out more. What's next?her remixes are going to start coming out as "volume 1".....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jillys View Post
    To me, the bigger question is, wtf is chapter 1? That sounds like there additional chapters looming on the horizon. It's like she's put out too many Xmas albums she now is breaking them up into chapters to spread them out more. What's next?her remixes are going to start coming out as "volume 1".....?
    She's releasing a christmas EP in 2014, 2015 and 2016.
    It's not a bad strategy. It gives her something work related to look forward to and talk about on twitter and in interviews. Now, she can claim to be sooo busy with recording, mixing, producing, doing art work, choreography and videos, picking out costumes, having hair and makeup done and what not. And she can have a christmas casino tour for three years running.
    Never mind that Leann doesn't do half this work, and that she probably recorded all three EPs in one go. It's all about appearing to be busy and in demand, when she is taking those all important and very creative meetings with record companies and... uhm Darrel.

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    Nothing says Christmas like going commando in a see-through dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idunno View Post
    She's releasing a christmas EP in 2014, 2015 and 2016.
    It's not a bad strategy. It gives her something work related to look forward to and talk about on twitter and in interviews. Now, she can claim to be sooo busy with recording, mixing, producing, doing art work, choreography and videos, picking out costumes, having hair and makeup done and what not. And she can have a christmas casino tour for three years running.
    Never mind that Leann doesn't do half this work, and that she probably recorded all three EPs in one go. It's all about appearing to be busy and in demand, when she is taking those all important and very creative meetings with record companies and... uhm Darrel.
    And doing it on no label, so of course she's trying to pretend she chose that. It's 'independent', it's so cool, more freedom - is some of the spin she was putting on it.
    Sure thing, Leann. Just like desperately wanting to do a season 2 and mentioning it all the time....only to now say, when all the other shows got renewed but hers, that they're now just oh so too busy to do a season 2. LOL. Spin spin spin!

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    What I can't figure out is why she didn't have someone fix her hair/extensions. The extensions look matted and dirty, like a long-haired dog who rolled in the dirt and then got wet.

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    ^^ probably because she's still using her second rate photographer, Sarah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickHouse View Post
    Nothing says Christmas like going commando in a see-through dress.
    If she had on underwear her crotch tattoo/tribute to Maya Angelou (her DEAR friend) wouldn't be visible in the pic.

    I would call the her Twitter fan pal Sara Hertel a hobby photographer. It's cute Leann pays her to take what she thinks are edgy and flattering pics but I hope dear Sara has a day job. Someone calling you amazing and tongue bathing you with compliments doesn't make one a good photographer. It just makes them an ass-kissing sychophant.

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    Horrible angle.
    All I see are nostrils ...And her implants were set so high and so far apart, they look like they're sitting on her clavicle in this picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post
    If she had on underwear her crotch tattoo/tribute to Maya Angelou (her DEAR friend) wouldn't be visible in the pic.

    I would call the her Twitter fan pal Sara Hertel a hobby photographer. It's cute Leann pays her to take what she thinks are edgy and flattering pics but I hope dear Sara has a day job. Someone calling you amazing and tongue bathing you with compliments doesn't make one a good photographer. It just makes them an ass-kissing sychophant.
    I can't hate on Sara Hertel (if she even took this pic). If she's trying to start a career in photography, working with someone like Leann, adds a famous face to her portfolio, which will surely further her career. Sure, the twitter haterz will never hire her, but they're probably not likely to be her clients anyway.

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