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    ^ ITA, I'll take it a step further and say she looks like someone who just spent 4-5 days on a greyhound bus with no air conditioning, change of clothes or a shower. Absolutely rank. Wash your damn hair, eww!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    She has no style at all. Her SWF is hilariously unconvincing. This is what happens when you can't find your own style.
    She truly has no style. And her body is so manly she should just dress to flatter that instead of trying to fit into another person's style.

    On that hilariously unconvincing point....lol... I have often thought she shops online. Because who in their right mind would walk out of a store with so many shorts and pants that have huge bulges in front!?

    And since she can't wait to sport her new SWF outfit, she doesn't want to send it back when it looks bad.
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    I agree, Idunno, a lot has to do with Ed being hung up on Brandi. After seeing the show, it was worse than I thought.

    And like you said, being immature. LeAnn didn't have a glamorous mother to follow or any genuine girlfriends to help guide her as a teen or young adult. So there's Brandi who can cook, clean, be a mom, and knows how to put on her own make-up, and has an idea how to dress for her body type. Everything LeAnn needs to learn is right in front of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CL** View Post
    Agreed. She doesn't have any sort of her own personal style. In life, really. She sings others' songs, does remake after remake, does others' ideas, does the SWF'ing, copies even her close friends, and well, takes over someone else's life.

    But I think that photo in that chair is one of her best photos. She looks pretty in that one and I don't normally think she looks pretty. So that one is a win for her, IMO. Mostly, it doesn't look like she is trying to wear a 6 foot person's clothes!
    Yup, she's the greatest Karaoke singer around.

    Frankly, the best thing that could happen to her career is if Ed did cheat on her and leave her. She could cover all of Pasty Cline's done-me-wrong songs again and add a few of her own. It would probably be her first CD to hit in over a decade. All the talk shows would want to see her cry and she might actually muster up some real tears.

    To the point of copying her close friends. LeAnn even stole that feather tattoo from Elisa and Lizzy Lips. The chick has not a single original idea in her head. But I agree, that chair pic was one of her better efforts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helena Handbasket View Post
    Only this trick could manage to make One Teaspoon shorts ($100) and Valentino Rockstuds ($1000) look so trashy.
    It takes a special skill to ruin an outfit as thoroughly as she does. And huge amounts of delusion to walk out of the house like that.

    Seriously, I didn't know this was expensive either. I've often read it in the comment sections though. Designers must cringe when they see her in their clothes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karma View Post
    She truly has no style. And her body is so manly she should just dress to flatter that instead of trying to fit into another person's style.

    On that hilariously unconvincing point....lol... I have often thought she shops online. Because who in their right mind would walk out of a store with so many shorts and pants that have huge bulges in front!?

    And since she can't wait to sport her new SWF outfit, she doesn't want to send it back when it looks bad.

    of course she shops online. she's always online. every. single. moment.

    ps. you seem pretty cool, but u better learn to multiquote very fast. that's my only advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karma View Post
    I completely agree with everything you said. We all admire someone's outfit and try and find the closest version. As well as asking, "Where did you get that?" That's completely normal behavior.

    However, this is LeAnn we are talking about, and she was soon to be losing access to Brandi. RHOBH was wrapping it's season just a couple of weeks prior to the Coachella Festival starting. While tabs were filled with young stars and singers sporting their best hippie wear in anticipation of that concert series.

    And LeAnn desperately needed a new muse to get her through her staged pap photo shoots until Brandi started appearing in tabs and on tv again. So the Coachella hippie look was her inspiration to fill the void and when her pinterest habit started.

    Which she took to the same SWF levels as her normal muse. And missing the mark, yet again.

    Pinterest

    https://www.pinterest.com/pin/299630181431006289/

    LeAnn SWF version... with the paps on speed dial to capture it.



    Again, I get why people think the LBD doesn't apply. However, LeAnn lost access to her muse, so pinterest, Sandra and Jen, filled that void. But she did stalk 50Cent at Chelsea's Finale and on twitter, who had just taken a photo with Brandi, so her muse was on her mind even there....lol

    Anyway, it was LeAnn's first appearance after seeing it, she had to purchase the shoes, possibly the dress, it's not the style she is normally drawn to if left to her own devices, the copying of tweet-text, and finally, the hair was from Brandi.... so all the usual markers of her SWFing.

    Considering she got such rave reviews about the LBD look from her fans, no doubt she will try it a few more times. Either way, I get the meh reaction to it.


    Hahah I asked my boyfriend what he thought of the girl in this pic. He made a face and said he didn't like the way she looked but, "its hard to tell what she really looks like because she's making a weird face", I told him, "No. That's what she looks like. That's her smile" Hilarious!!!! I thought smiles made you look better. Not so with Leann. Nothing helps. This outfit is particularly disgusting. She looks like a HUGE 4 yr old with a poopy diaper. This outfit accentuates ALL the wrong things. It brings out the ugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karma View Post
    Frankly, the best thing that could happen to her career is if Ed did cheat on her and leave her. She could cover all of Pasty Cline's done-me-wrong songs again and add a few of her own. It would probably be her first CD to hit in over a decade. All the talk shows would want to see her cry and she might actually muster up some real tears.
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    Genius. Pissed that I didn't think of this myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annika View Post
    of course she shops online. she's always online. every. single. moment.

    ps. you seem pretty cool, but u better learn to multiquote very fast. that's my only advice.

    I know.. having to look up from her phone to shop would be brutal. And that whole leaving Ed alone thing probably doesn't inspire many trips to the stores either.


    **Ack...the multiquote...knew I was missing something. Will do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    ^ ITA, I'll take it a step further and say she looks like someone who just spent 4-5 days on a greyhound bus with no air conditioning, change of clothes or a shower. Absolutely rank. Wash your damn hair, eww!
    Exactly. I'm no style guru and not into looking fashionable but c'mon! That's how I'd dress and look if I'd spent a hot afternoon in my back yard hacking down weeds and ivy!
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    Well it's been a rather sloooooow week since shitshow was cancelled. Wewe's twitter is a usual hotbed of pathetic, crazy, SWF and obnoxious chatter, but lately - MEH. So this is all I got.

    1. She's picked out her Halloween costumes for her and Ediot. She's not disclosing what they are. YAWN. Lucy and Dezi perhaps?

    2. Found one funny tweet that once again proves that she reads this thread. But she forgot to add the world "ugly" before the word fringe.

    LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) tweeted at 10:36pm - 15 Sep 14:

    I have a fringe addiction #borninthewrongera #thankgoditsinstyle 😁 (https://twitter.com/leannrimes/statu...50516552912897)

    When is Celebrity Apprentice gonna start? That should ramp up the Cibs and make this thread fun!

    P.S. Welcome Karma!
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    Not sure how to cut and paste twitter on this thing (maybe someone can help me out).

    Seems Brandi is pissed as hell because Leann started going to her tiny little pilates studio that Brandi's been going to for the last 12 years. Brandi called her a #stalker

    Leann was going on and on yesterday about her new pilates class and how sore she is, yada yada. Goading Brandi all day apparently. I guess B just couldn't take it anymore.

    Me thinks this is fixing to get good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    ^ ITA, I'll take it a step further and say she looks like someone who just spent 4-5 days on a greyhound bus with no air conditioning, change of clothes or a shower. Absolutely rank. Wash your damn hair, eww!
    Yes. Very much. I took a Greyhound round-trip last year from NC to San Diego and back again, and I looked better than this. AND I was drunk for the vast majority of the trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    Not sure how to cut and paste twitter on this thing (maybe someone can help me out).

    Seems Brandi is pissed as hell because Leann started going to her tiny little pilates studio that Brandi's been going to for the last 12 years. Brandi called her a #stalker

    Leann was going on and on yesterday about her new pilates class and how sore she is, yada yada. Goading Brandi all day apparently. I guess B just couldn't take it anymore.

    Me thinks this is fixing to get good.

    I totally missed that! Ha ha yes (rubs hands together deviously) this could get fun fun fun!!!!
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