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    no joan rivers RIP tweet yet? i figured she started crafting it as soon as the news that joan was in the hospital came out. maybe she doesn't want to be first.
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    Leann will discuss being the best mom ever with the worst pregnancy ever

    She will have to duke it out with Mariah Carey for those titles.

    Eddie will continue his tradition of fucking waitresses while his pregnant wife is at home. A reaction photo of him getting busted and his shocked sleazy squinty face, will make all the covers and Leann will put out a statement that Brandi is a cunt bitch and it's all her fault. All of her fucked up stalker fans who have long demeaned Brandi as a woman and wife will suddenly have an about face and it's not that his wife couldn't keep him happy like Brandi couldn't, but it's really just Eddie's cheating ways because if you can't be happy with the A-list megastar beautiful precious America's Sweetheart country queen Leann Rimes, no one will make you happy.
    Fun, fun, fun!!!! We can all laugh too! 'Cause we're fun!!!!

    There will be many sit-down interviews with ugly crying face and Eddie will be demonized and the paps will catch him walking into Brandi's house with flowers. Hopefully next series of photos will show him walking out, head hanging down, flowers still in hand, burning rubber out of the driveway and Brandi standing in the open doorway with a huge smile on her face in an FU t-shirt.
    Oh, please, please make this happen.... I feel a bit lightheaded simply imaging such a thing. My money is on a split screen live stream, with the other camera focusing on Leann squatting, kid in carrier, behind the neighbor's shrubs.

    Wait..., that image seems almost inevitable in a fatal attraction, not at all humorous, genuinely scary way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Any tweets from leann yet about the passing of Joan Rivers?
    Yes. Can't paste it on my shitty iPad. She came out of hiding to make her RIP tweet - she needs all the press she can get for shitshow. Her tweet even made the celebrity montage page.
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    Maybe she has listened to the criticism. She did not make it about herself.

    LeAnn Rimes Cibrian@leannrimes ∑ 15m

    Sad news, Joan Rivers just passed. R.I.P. Funny lady Thanks for the laughs & for your heart
    Hope the angels are laughing w/ you now
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    Or maybe someone tweeted that for her.....
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    Hahahaha That makes more sense! Silly me.
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    I'm going with Shellee -Someone other than Wewe wrote RIP tweet- my guess was Kiki. She seems to have used Joan's passing as a reason to go back to tweeting since her minions are all consoling her on her loss and she's responding. They are even reminding her the last interview Joan gave was with her and doofus. Ugh. Wewe will milk that on twitter for days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CL** View Post
    Leann will discuss being the best mom ever with the worst pregnancy ever and Eddie will continue his tradition of fucking waitresses while his pregnant wife is at home.
    I can't wait for all the fake tweets about what the baby says. I'm sure baby's first word is going to be: "I love you mommy, you're so beautiful, I love your singing, you and daddy are FUN and such smartasses, I'm HAPPYYYYY and #soblessed" - and not y'know "ba" like any other baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnygirl View Post
    I'm going with Shellee -Someone other than Wewe wrote RIP tweet- my guess was Kiki. She seems to have used Joan's passing as a reason to go back to tweeting since her minions are all consoling her on her loss and she's responding. They are even reminding her the last interview Joan gave was with her and doofus. Ugh. Wewe will milk that on twitter for days.
    They killed her!!!!!!!!!! Those bastards!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by idunno View Post
    I can't wait for all the fake tweets about what the baby says. I'm sure baby's first word is going to be: "I love you mommy, you're so beautiful, I love your singing, you and daddy are FUN and such smartasses, I'm HAPPYYYYY and #soblessed" - and not y'know "ba" like any other baby.
    Baby's first word will be "spitfire" because it's such a catchy song.
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    Baby will come out singing Spitfire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealisticPerson View Post
    Baby will come out singing Spitfire.
    Ha ha ha -that reminds me of Mariah Carey. She apparentely had "Fantasy" playing in the room when she had her twins.

    So some peeps were saying Joan's last interview was with recently crowned Season 6 winner of Drag Race- Bianca Del Rio, but I checked on YouTube and Bianca's was episode #71 and Wewe's was episode 72- sigh. I happened to watch Bianca's interview - so hilarious and REAL and Wewe's was so fake and boring. Joan could not stop laughing with Bianca- she's hysterical. What is so damned morbid- is they had quite a few death jokes and Joan even opened her interview with a Michael Jackson death joke and I just read they are speculating the reason for Joan's stroke on the table was a lethal combo of drugs given which where the same mix that killed MJ. So the boring as fuck interview Joan did with Wewe didn't lapse her into a coma like we initially thought- the propaphol did it.
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    Why are her moronic fans sending her condolences? So like if an ESPN sportscaster were to die would they send their condolences to the last NFL player he interviewed on the field?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CL** View Post
    Why are her moronic fans sending her condolences? So like if an ESPN sportscaster were to die would they send their condolences to the last NFL player he interviewed on the field?
    The answer is no. Most NFL fans are not fucking idiots like her fans.
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    My avi is indeed Amanda Seyfried. It's the scene from Mean Girls where she says 'I'm a Mouse. Duh.'
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