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    a list singer for five minutes turned attention whore turned throat gobby 'singer'. no commas.
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    ^ that's how you write a blind......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gossiplover View Post
    For someone who got EXACTLY what she wanted, she sure looks depressed in this pic.
    That's what I was thinking about this picture. She doesn't look happy at all. I wonder if they had a fight right before Ed left. I'm sure the comments he made about her being a speed bump and such left a deep scar on her and probably fuels her Brandi hate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dougie View Post
    Songs & Hymns Inspired by Tabloids - Week 6 - Vignette

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    LeAnn does a Vignette of James Brown, The Supremes, Sheryl Crow, and Sonny & Cher songs in response to this week's VH1's "LeAnn & Eddie."
    See what happens TONIGHT 8.21 + 10:30/9:30C!

    Wewe, that wasn't "AWESOME!" that was AWFUL. FFS what does that have to do with the tabloids? And was she texting/tweeting during the song or once again reading lyrics? If she is going to try and get viewership up each week on shitshow she needs to create a video that is actually good/interesting/clever/funny/SOMETHING. I recognized the outfit- that was after lawn-chair tour stop in MO last weekend. I saw all the twit pics her fans posted after they got to board the tour bus after the show and take selfies. I bet she filmed that shitfest after she kicked her fans off the bus after spending a meaningful 10 minutes signing merch and snapping selfies. One of her fans actually brought Wewe a birthday present and gave to her after the show. She keeps tweeting her if she opened it, and Wewe the ever so fucking gracious twat keeps saying, I haven't had a chance yet. I don't understand why these fans keep wasting their time and money on her. She never gives them VIP seats or anything. Makes them BUY all her shitty merch and never gives them t-shirts or anything special, yet she tweets them all the time stringing them along.
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    She started with the ode to Eddie and their true LurvE tattoos a month later. She's a nut. "Trust" on the wrist was the first. Although the "LovE" tramp stamp could have been there. That showed up in their drunk in Cabo pics a couple months later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I've never heard of this song or seen the video, totally missed her pop failure phase, it sounds very Britney-esque to me and a waste of her voice. Guess she won't be going back to that now since she's got such a huge dance following. I laughed at the end--Dean dancing shirtless in the crowd scene.
    I do know she is lovin' that wall....get it girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsPatrickBateman View Post
    That's what I was thinking about this picture. She doesn't look happy at all. I wonder if they had a fight right before Ed left. I'm sure the comments he made about her being a speed bump and such left a deep scar on her and probably fuels her Brandi hate.
    Well, she wasn't a WIFE and didn't have her BOYS at that time, and therefore wasn't HAPPEEEE. Ok, she was Dean's wife, but that apparently didn't count for her - if you remember that tweet from her "first" thanksgiving as a WIFE, where Dean had to remind her, she was also a wife the previous thanksgiving. Good times.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnygirl View Post
    I don't understand why these fans keep wasting their time and money on her. She never gives them VIP seats or anything. Makes them BUY all her shitty merch and never gives them t-shirts or anything special, yet she tweets them all the time stringing them along.
    It's common business sense. If she gives free tickets/merch to the day-one fans, noone will buy her stuff. She's got bills to pay.
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    Poor Dean tried to turn a whore into a housewife, but it didn't work out so well.
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    Piss off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gossiplover View Post
    Poor Dean tried to turn a horse into a housewife, but it didn't work out so well.
    Fixed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mostroop View Post
    she is now doing something she calls songs & hymns inspired by Tabloids this week she is doing a (horrible) mix of a few different songs.
    One of them is 'I got You Babe", isn't that what B said L & E sang while filiming their TV movie?

    Songs & Hymns Inspired by Tabloids - Week 6 : Leann Rimes

    I have no idea how to imbed the video.
    And Eddie looks more like a fool than ever, sticking his ugly mug into the picture and screaming like that. God, he's such an idiot.
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    Songs & Hymns Inspired by Tabloids - remember when she tweeted that it spelled SHIT? Well, she got that one right.
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    Oh, it took me half the video of her yell "singing" to get her "humor". All the songs had baby or babe in them.

    Get it??!!???!!!! ZOMG...soooooooo funny!!11!!! Leann is SO sarcastic and witty and plain old HILARIOUS!!! Because, when she is off adderall and has a booze bloat internet bloggers wonder if she's preg or just bloated/fat. Those vicious LIES the tabs present as TRUTH, saying Leann is pregnant, such LIES (because an "is she?" is a 100% declaration something is true). So, this song is TOTAL sarcasm about that. And she is going to a fertility doctor on their show tonight. So...baby/babe. Get it?? Toooooo FUUNNNNNYYY!!

    For fuck sake. This is why you should never describe yourself as a fun, hilarious, sarcastic smartass. If you do proclaim this I guarantee you aren't.
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    ^^ That's it? My cats have shit things funnier than that 'gag' of hers.

    If LeAnn gets knocked up any time soon I wouldn't be able to stop myself from thinking that this was less a child born out of love than out of a desperate attempt to get their shit show renewed for a second series. Not that I think there's much danger of that just yet - she's too scared that Eddie would stray as soon as she started to show.
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    ^^If anything I predict a surrogate, like Ghoulianna Rancic. If going that route would pick up interest by a network to bankroll a season 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post
    Oh, it took me half the video of her yell "singing" to get her "humor". All the songs had baby or babe in them.

    Get it??!!???!!!! ZOMG...soooooooo funny!!11!!! Leann is SO sarcastic and witty and plain old HILARIOUS!!! Because, when she is off adderall and has a booze bloat internet bloggers wonder if she's preg or just bloated/fat. Those vicious LIES the tabs present as TRUTH, saying Leann is pregnant, such LIES (because an "is she?" is a 100% declaration something is true). So, this song is TOTAL sarcasm about that. And she is going to a fertility doctor on their show tonight. So...baby/babe. Get it?? Toooooo FUUNNNNNYYY!!

    For fuck sake. This is why you should never describe yourself as a fun, hilarious, sarcastic smartass. If you do proclaim this I guarantee you aren't.
    Right. And you can add 'bonus mom' and 'gay icon' to the list of titles other people should give to you.
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