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    Those nostrils give Eddie extra options

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickHouse View Post
    Holy crap, a little warning would have been nice!
    Sorry 'bout that...hope you didn't fall in! There should be a hand rail around those things!

    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post
    Dear gawd. Leann would have been a beauty queen on this classic Twilight Zone ep...

    They almost have Liz's top lip down too! I'll admit my eyes were kind of glued to Liz's lips they are ridiculous. I have never seen her in motion before, only still photos
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    Great first episode. Snoozefest, bad acting, botoxed faces (Leann, Lizzie, Mario Lopez) doing boring activities. Leann agrees to go skydiving because Eddie caved and made a *STATEMENT* about the Brand texting rumor? The show is obviously so contrived, why would she make this shit up? PSYCHO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dougie View Post
    LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been in the public eye for pretty much their entire relationship thus far thanks to paparazzi and tabloids.
    No, it's Leann's obsessive tweeting, her paid for paps, the album she did about the affair, and now the reality show, that put them in the public eye.
    And of course the truth is, they want to be in the public eye, or they wouldn't do a reality show.

    Quote Originally Posted by mostroop View Post
    "We do discuss Eddie's ex-wife when it needed to be discussed ... you can't really do a show without talking about that." - LeAnn Rimes
    When it's needed for attention, she means. And you absolutely can do a show without that, you can even opt to not do a show at all.

    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Then she moves on to a scene with Barrel Clown as they sign to end her record contract as she claims she has what is known as one of the worst contracts in the industry. I laughed as she claimed she wants some freedom for awhile having no contract.
    Do you really need to sign a contract to get out of a contract? Was her contract with Curb for life? Didn't it just run out with the Shitfire album?

    Also I really question her strategy with pretending to be fine without a contract, or very close to signing a new one. It's the same thing when Eddie pretended to turn down work for the sake of the children. Isn't it counter productive to spread the word, that they don't want to work?
    I get that they want to appear 'in demand' and not desperate for work, but c'mon. They're doing a reality show. That's the international sign for 'we're desperate'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idunno View Post
    Do you really need to sign a contract to get out of a contract? Was her contract with Curb for life? Didn't it just run out with the Shitfire album?
    No it should just end with no un-breaking of contracts necessary. In some cases there might be a handover of master recordings or signing copyright documents if the songs revert back to the artist, but if her record deal was that bad (didn't she say worst ever?) then Curb would keep all those rights forever or for a long time. The only signing that would need to be done is mundane stuff like changing names on royalty collection documents etc
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    That was such a snoozefest. PP is right, Brandi has nothing to worry about!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I just watched episode 1 and the opening scene has Eddie bash Brandi. Then they move on to bashing her again right away in the ride to the premier we already saw in previews.

    Then she moves on to a scene with Barrel Clown as they sign to end her record contract as she claims she has what is known as one of the worst contracts in the industry. I laughed as she claimed she wants some freedom for awhile having no contract. The way she bitches about her contract, and basically says she was abused by the label, will not make her desirable to other labels.

    I fast forwarded thru the rest and saw her get a tattoo, then the skydiving, and talk about having a baby.

    Overall very boring. I was struck by how bad her makeup was in the scenes shot at home as she comments on what we just saw.
    Thank's sluce for the write up of Ep. 1. I tried to pull up the video on my IPad but I got an error message that said I am not subscribed and needed to log in with my cable provider- the fuck? I then gave up and just clicked out. I'm not that motivated that I HAVE to see it today, but I'm such a nosey Nellie I gave it a shot. I noticed how bad her makeup was in the preview clips too- so heavy and garish - a'la Frankenfurter. And I wonder why they filmed the show at a rental house. I heard its not their house you see in the beginning or when they cut away between scenes and commercials. I want to know if the interior shots are the rental house or their actual house. Dumb question sluce, you know how we razz Wewe in the thread for her crazy couch pillow obsession where she stacks the pillows in piles on the floor next to couches and chairs? Did you happen to see that in scenes in their house? Just curious.... It always reminded me of the scene in the Elephant Man where John Merrick had to stack piles of pillows behind himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exippy View Post
    Those nostrils give Eddie extra options
    Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Don't give me a visual! I'm drunk and high right now, so don't go into too much detail about her massive nostrils. Plus, I'd really appreciate it if no one judged me for being drunk and high. It's the fucking weekend for fuck's sake (almost). Anyway, carry on, u ppl are hilarious. Anyways, I hope I'm telligible (opposite of intelligible) right now. Please let me know if I'm not, and I'll try a whole fuck of alot harder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spinmonkey View Post



    Jesus effing christ! Holy nosril!

    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post
    Dear gawd. Leann would have been a beauty queen on this classic Twilight Zone ep...

    I fucking love twilight zone. This is one of the best eps. Srsly, if I'm talking too much just let me know, and I'll shut the fuck up and go away. Plus I'm sorry for double posting. It won't happen again.
    ETA: Fuck, would someone answer so I don't feel like I'm answering, answering, answering, and no one else is saying anything. Fuck.
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    LOL. I'll answer to say her life is replaying AGAIN in these episodes. There's nothing that we haven't seen for PAGES on here about two years ago. How is this fresh and interesting? Oh wait, it never will be. No wonder they are all crazy with boredom and repetition.
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    I forget Renee and Bradley Cooper dated! Yeh that's what I got from those tabloids


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    ^^^I forgot about that too. Bradley must really like squinty women cuz REnne Zellwegger (sp???) is even squintier than LeAnn fucking Rimes.
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    Eddie just likes rich women and this is the only one who is interested. Say what you like but Brandi has a LOT to put up with and it's no good asking her to get over it because this nasty couple are rebuilding their careers on her.
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    Who drags another couple along when they go and get a tattoo? It's all about mmmeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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    ^ I laughed at Lizzie and Dave during the tattoo scene. Lizzie sat on Dave's lap, hanging all over him, and all I could think about was Dave and his mistress on the boat with Eddie and his mistress. I was also shocked by how ugly Lizzie is and how the work she had done on her face is so bad.

    Sunnygirl - I did not notice pillows. They had usually zoomed in for close ups of Leann - lucky us!
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