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    I feel like I miss the humor in the bikini shtick. People think she does everything in a bikini, so in order to illustrate the absurdity of that assumption she think it's funny to actually do Everything. In. A. Bikini? That's not at all stupid.
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    It looks like Eddie's wearing a sports bra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    It looks like Eddie's wearing a sports bra.
    Eddie may be getting an ever growing jiggly belly but his boobs are far nicer than Leann's. Poor Leann, always the least attractive in the group.

    So after this shit show bombs and gets deservedly panned I think Leann is going to try to get into "dance music". A hunch after she was crying and tweeting abut the amazing "revelation" she had while performing at that gay days thing at the hotel in FL. The awful performance clip was posted I this thread a while back.

    Her and Darrell (who has even fuck all less than Leann going on these days) have been tweeting about writing with this guy today:

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Jerkins
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    Her flat chest in between the boobs on each side makes the misplaced boobs more obvious. Did she sue the surgeon who did this?

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    Good ol' LeAnn and her armpit tits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manningmsj View Post
    I feel like I miss the humor in the bikini shtick. People think she does everything in a bikini, so in order to illustrate the absurdity of that assumption she think it's funny to actually do Everything. In. A. Bikini? That's not at all stupid.
    My understanding is originally that was the entire premise of their show. She cooks in a bikini, buys groceries in a bikini, goes to the boys' PTA meeting in a bikini... Because that's what people EXPECT although why on earth would we ever think that? It's not like she's been photographed A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES in a bikini. And her and Eddie are so funny and give each other crap all the time and blabla vomit rinse repeat.
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    The sad thing is that the few real fans she has left probably don't pay attention to her twitter nonsense. The whole bikini foolishness will be lost on them.


    And because I can, here is another pic from that same day:



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    The sad part is, no matter what goes on with that body of hers, she still has that FACE. Its like her new EVIL eyebrows, huge mouth and nostrils are working as a team against the rest of her face.
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    She's working y'all:



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    So sitting around making demos or talking about the direction is "work" to get "excited" about? Imagine if this lazy cow had a real job that involved making 5 decisions and answering 10 queries before you've had your first cuppa in the morning. Her brain would explode and she'd be halfway to Cabo before lunch.
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    Oh lord, I forgot about her whining about being so sore from jumping all day when she was working, you know the photo shoot she hired people to take pics of her for. Now I see what she was taking about. I am surprised she hasn't added "model" to her list of "careers".

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    I still think you are all lame as fuck for this thread, BUT due to a med adjustment, I simply don't care.

    Just because I don't care, does NOT mean I won't judge you, throw you shade, or roll my eyeballs out in your direction. I would have to OD on mood stabilizers to not do that, and my shrink doesn't prescribe me enough to even do that.
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    How on earth did she get the opportunity to work with Rodney Jerkins of all people?? I mean he's worked with the legends and .... I'm just baffled as to how she's working with him.
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    So she's taking the role of Grinch from Jim Carrey in a remake? Only explanation I can think of and she won't even need to waste time and money on prosthetics or make-up. It's as if the original cartoon was modeled after her originally.
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    ^Because it makes perfect business sense. When was the last time integrity has placed above money, in the music world?

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