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    She only wants a kid to parade on her show, since the bonus boys are off-limits. And because she and Eddie alone just aren't that interesting. And we all know how having kids and more kids helped to keep Tori Spelling's reality shows alive. Oh...wait.
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    If she foaled (and that's a big IF) then I'd lay money on her using IVF and gender selection to have a girl. She might not be able to pursue her peculiar need to top Brandi by giving Ed his first child but she sure as shit can boast about giving him his first daughter. She'd barely have finished pissing on the stick before she'd be hoarding "Daddy's Girl" memes for later use on her Twitter feed and searching out inspirational quotes about the specialness of father/daughter relationships. One concern that I'd have would be that Jake and Mason would soon be relegated to the same closet as she keeps her empty bottles in should she have a child of her own to whore out (once the initial "my bonus boys love that I've given them a sister" storm had blown itself out).

    On the plus side if her plastic surgeon has left her milk ducts intact she'll be able to breastfeed while carrying the sprog on her hip...
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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    It doesn't make sense that Eddie would be OK with trying the old fashioned way (without birth control), but not OK with IVF if the reason is that he doesn't want any more kids. Now I'm totally convinced that he had a vasectomy.
    probably because of that and he'd rather her keep thinking that it will happen someday. he knows he'd be busted for being snipped if they went to a fertility specialist. they can probably still get sperm out with a needle, right?
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    Even all that wasted airbrushing couldn't make that horse win.
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    Was having a good old search of the board and somewhere in this hellspawn there is a comment comparing LeAnn to Rafael Nadal. Can we stop that, dear god please?

    Otherwise I will find you and cut you. Leave him out of this.
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    Each photo is great in it's own way. The horrible weave pulled to the side to expose her slumped linebacker shoulders in the first, and the badly acted feign of shock in the second. I. Can. Not. Wait. For. This. Long. Awaited. Trainwreck.
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    this colour combination hurts my eyes. but at least it distracts from her face.
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    he looks like he's about to throw up.
    Eddie will never procreate with Leann. i fully believe he's done having children and had already decided that when Brandi was pregnant with Jake. i think he's happy with having two boys. i think he likes having them 50% of the time and then having the other 50% to himself. the storyline of him wanting a girl is laughable. if anyone wants a girl it's Leann. the only way i ever see Eddie having any other kids is if he's like 65 and pulls an Alec Baldwin where he remarries and wants a new baby because his sons are adults now. i don't see Leann and Eddie growing old together and i doubt he does either, and he already know the pain of having one crazy baby momma. he may be dumb as rocks but NOT dumb enough to knock Leann up and then have to deal with her as his baby mother for the rest of his life.
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    ^those extensions are looking extra crispy & raggedy at the ends. it looks like she did her own hair because it is a total mess.
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    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Her biggest talent is taking one thing, obsessing over it and just beating it down into the ground.

    Photoshoot for her Christmas album publicity stuff:


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    She is such a try hard idiot.

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    Hahaha, this may have already been shown on here, but someone recently posted again on Twitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post
    She is such a try hard idiot.
    I used to think she nurtured that weird little group of obsessive simple-minded folk because they're so dumb and lacking critical thinking that they'll buy whatever she says and make a great little attack army for her. It becomes more and more clear though that it's not just that....I don't think she can actually hang with anyone smarter than that level. She's simple-minded, obsessive, one-note, uncreative and her thought processes go as deep as those one-off sayings she hordes on her Pinterest account. Those truly are her peeps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CL** View Post
    Her biggest talent is taking one thing, obsessing over it and just beating it down into the ground.

    Photoshoot for her Christmas album publicity stuff:


    I don't know who's scarier looking - Wewe or the elf. I saw the DM article and Kiki is also dressed like an elf at this photo shoot. She is so thirsty for attention and she really needs to find a new shtick. This whole "I'm in a bikini all the time" is so tired.
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