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Old November 18th, 2007, 02:13 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I volunteer Rihanna. That way she can go to jail for assault, and you kill two birds with one stone.
Yeah, plus when Rihanna snatches off B's wig she can slap it on her own fugly head so she'll have something to pull down over that big ol' forehead of hers.

3 birds with one stone.
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Old November 18th, 2007, 02:25 AM   #17 (permalink)
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*walks in thread, looks around*

SLAPS EVERYBODY THEN KICK EVERYONE IN THE NECK

*walks out*
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Old November 18th, 2007, 02:28 AM   #18 (permalink)
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*walks in thread, looks around*

SLAPS EVERYBODY THEN KICK EVERYONE IN THE NECK

*walks out*
It's gettin' bootylicious up in here.

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Yeah, plus when Rihanna snatches off B's wig she can slap it on her own fugly head so she'll have something to pull down over that big ol' forehead of hers.

3 birds with one stone.
And then neither one is ever heard from again, along with the weaves, foreheads, and bad songs.
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Old November 18th, 2007, 02:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
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^^And humanity lives happily ever after. It's like a fairytale.
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Old November 18th, 2007, 02:36 AM   #20 (permalink)
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It's gettin' bootylicious up in here.



And then neither one is ever heard from again, along with the weaves, foreheads, and bad songs.

I like yall word around here FANtard yep that's me!!


KICKS YOU IN THE KNEE FOR THAT LAST POST

NOW DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL TONYA HARDING ON YA WIT DA MALLET TO DA KNEECAP AND THEN THE THROAT FOR GOOD MEASURE.... HOW U GONE TALK DEN
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Old November 18th, 2007, 02:49 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I like yall word around here FANtard yep that's me!!


KICKS YOU IN THE KNEE FOR THAT LAST POST

NOW DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL TONYA HARDING ON YA WIT DA MALLET TO DA KNEECAP AND THEN THE THROAT FOR GOOD MEASURE.... HOW U GONE TALK DEN


Okay, Tonya. I'll watch my back & my knee caps. But here's a better idea. Why don't you take that lead pipe to Beyonce and Rihanna and then we'll call it even.
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Old November 18th, 2007, 03:09 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Okay, Tonya. I'll watch my back & my knee caps. But here's a better idea. Why don't you take that lead pipe to Beyonce and Rihanna and then we'll call it even.

Are you trynna get me riled up? HUH HUH!?!?! GRRRRR... DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY... YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY

FROM THIS:



TO THIS IN 3.5
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Old November 18th, 2007, 03:54 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Do we have time to list all the stuff she's hawking?
clothes
fragrance
cover girl
handbags
another fragrance
a cell phone
Direct fucking TV
movies
music/videos (her actual job)
on every magazine cover

other stuff I can't think of right now

spreading yourself too thin is so overkill and ughhhhhh!
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Old November 18th, 2007, 05:27 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I wish Beyonce would sell herself to a terrorist organization.

"Vote al-Qaieda, y'all!"
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Old November 18th, 2007, 05:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Kicks You In Ya Pretty Lil Head.... Now How U Gone Look Wit A Tierra On A Lopsided Head
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Old November 18th, 2007, 12:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Are you trynna get me riled up? HUH HUH!?!?! GRRRRR... DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY... YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY

FROM THIS:



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Ya got skillz, Smoky. Ya got skillz .
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Old November 19th, 2007, 06:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Do we have time to list all the stuff she's hawking?
clothes
fragrance
cover girl
handbags
another fragrance
a cell phone
Direct fucking TV
movies
music/videos (her actual job)
on every magazine cover

other stuff I can't think of right now

spreading yourself too thin is so overkill and ughhhhhh!

BRAND NEW! JUST IN TIME FOR XMAS!!!!

Genuine Beyonce pubes specially framed and individually numbered!

A true collector's item!

Hurry... while stocks last!
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Old November 19th, 2007, 06:54 PM   #28 (permalink)
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*sighs*

*explains to officer "but they made me do it*

......PREVIOUSLY ON L.A. LAW

flash bang and pipe bomb thrown into thread, no1 escapes ... *masked female suspected of mass murder remains at large*
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Old November 20th, 2007, 12:34 AM   #29 (permalink)
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All I can say is: This better not affect my bill!
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Old November 20th, 2007, 12:39 AM   #30 (permalink)
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All I can say is: This better not affect my bill!
Smokahontas will pay for it if it does.
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