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    Dear God, she looks horrible. And she looks like she knows it, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Do it! I wanna hear the joke!!
    At least the two people who go see this movie will be laughing so hard at the dustmop stapled to BeDonkaDonka's head that they'll be too distracted to be traumatized by her shitty acting.

    *Sorry, SSDiva. I caved to peer pressure from Beeyotch.*

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    ^^She'd look better if she used a Swifter.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    ^She'd look even better if they cast somebody else with talent.

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    This is just.........wow. No.
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    This could have been such a great opportunity for someone with more talent and charisma than Beyonce. Like maybe a snail, or perhaps those turtles on the high speed internet commercials.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    She looks like she's headed to the kitchen to have some cheesecake with Dorothy, Rose and Sophia.



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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    She looks like she's headed to the kitchen to have some cheesecake with Dorothy, Rose and Sophia.
    Yeah, she does!
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    I used to watch reruns of Golden Girls; I loved that show and that skank Blanch (sp).

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    At least the two people who go see this movie will be laughing so hard at the dustmop stapled to BeDonkaDonka's head that they'll be too distracted to be traumatized by her shitty acting.

    *Sorry, SSDiva. I caved to peer pressure from Beeyotch.*
    Zing!! (thanks kingcap, you never disappoint!)
    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    ^^She'd look better if she used a Swifter.
    Double Zing!
    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^She'd look even better if they cast somebody else with talent.
    Ooooohhhh, that one is gonna hurt cause it's true...
    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    This could have been such a great opportunity for someone with more talent and charisma than Beyonce. Like maybe a snail, or perhaps those turtles on the high speed internet commercials.
    Triple Zing!?!
    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    She looks like she's headed to the kitchen to have some cheesecake with Dorothy, Rose and Sophia.
    OMG! You win the Battle of Beyoncé Zingers! You get a free human hair weave and a round of lipo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    As much as I want to make a joke right now, I think you're in enough pain after seeing that picture.
    That shit left me speechless...


    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    At least the two people who go see this movie will be laughing so hard at the dustmop stapled to BeDonkaDonka's head that they'll be too distracted to be traumatized by her shitty acting.

    *Sorry, SSDiva. I caved to peer pressure from Beeyotch.*
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    This is...wrong. It could have been a wonderful film, I love what Chess Records produced, but no, they have to cast her. And the first thing I noticed was that ghastly wig! Oh man....

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    Will she bring her wind machine?

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    This bitch will be a insult to this movie, that a TALENTED black actress could have played, instead they give it to a singer, who dosent even have her voice. Was Jennifer Hudson busy? You know Beyonce is still AFTER that Oscar! LOL. J-Hud has lost weight since her Oscar win I think, so she would been more suitable she can act WAY BETTER Then this overexposed cow, and she blows everyone today with her singing. Beyonce would look like the joke she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post

    OMG! You win the Battle of Beyoncé Zingers! You get a free human hair weave and a round of lipo!

    NICE! Thanks! Its just what I needed!!! WHOO-HOO!!!



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