Beyonce & Jay-Z expecting their first child

*DIVA! · February 13th, 2012, 04:22 PM

I rather they do it than some hood chick turning it into her line of stripper draws!

**greysfang** · February 13th, 2012, 04:33 PM

I'd rather someone who needed the money get it, even if it is with stripper draws, since they gave the poor kid a low rent strip club name in the first place.

**NVash** · April 5th, 2012, 05:58 PM

Thursday, April 5th 2012
Scenes From The 1%: Beyonce's Tumblr Is Here

To celebrate her fourth wedding anniversary with the world, Beyonce opened the doors to her Tumblr Shrine to Beyonce today and gave you the gift of HER!!!! I see Beyonce trying to outshine the resurrection of Jesus. Beyonce's Tumblr has a video (above) of her going on about some blue ivy tree (Fun Fact: That tree was later cut down and the wood was used to make the Blue Ivy decoy doll Beyonce carries around.) and then there's dozens of pictures of her being fancy and rich and shit.

There's Beyonce on a yacht. There's Beyonce posing in front of Basement Baby's front door. There's Beyonce posing in front of bottles of diamond water. There's Beyonce on a private jet, and finally there's Beyonce in front of a MaybachRollsRoyceBentleyWhatever. My eyes did start to slightly turn green like Beyonce's Tumblr was Samantha Brick and I was a homely ass woman, but then I came across a picture of Beyonce with GOOP. Travel on the East River Ferry or travel on a private yacht with GOOP? I'll take the East River Ferry. GOOP is a deal breaker.

Posted by: Michael K

Source: Scenes From The 1%: Beyonce's Tumblr Is Here | Dlisted

Theres a Vimeo video of a pregnant Beyonce at the link. Thing mustve been taken that same day as her infamous pregnant bikini photo because shes small.

I find it funny that she released these photos and video and shes pregnant in so many of them.

**nancydrew** · April 5th, 2012, 06:23 PM

She should always have her hair in the tight curls. And that's the best pic of Jay-Z I've ever seen. His face is half hidden.

**LynnieD** · April 5th, 2012, 06:27 PM

She looks very pretty without a ton of makeup and more natural. Still can't stand her though.

**rockchick** · April 5th, 2012, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by NVash

IMHO Video Phone was a disturbing video to begin with but I also find her gross and vulgar. A role model how? What has she done? She barely even wears clothes anymore.

She's a role model for aa futre pillow mamas.

**NVash** · April 5th, 2012, 07:21 PM

^ Katie Holmes did it first and hers didnt bend!

**Novice** · April 6th, 2012, 04:18 AM

I like this picture

But laughed when I saw how bored she looked with fish sticks

*DIVA! · April 10th, 2012, 06:56 AM

I love that picture of her and her nephew!! Cute kid.

On Vacation

**NickiDrea** · April 10th, 2012, 04:36 PM

Ok I now believe she was pregnant- pregnancy-wise I looked exactly like her pic with her nephew when I was about 7 months-ish along.

Edit: those lace front wigs are so creepy looking. Let them go B!

**Laurent** · April 29th, 2012, 02:07 PM

Beyoncé: Surrogacy Rumors Were ‘Just Crazy’

Courtesy PEOPLE

From the moment she stepped into the spotlight, Beyoncé has been the center of her fair share of rumors.

But even PEOPLE’s 2012 Most Beautiful Woman was caught off guard when, while pregnant with her first child, whispers started swirling that she and husband Jay-Z had settled on a surrogate to carry their daughter.

“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy,” the songstress, 30, tells PEOPLE. “[I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”

But perhaps the person most affected by the surrogacy speculation was not the expectant mom herself, but rather her own mother, Tina Knowles.

“I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months,” she says. ”As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous.”

Alluding to an Australian interview in which it was later suggested that Beyoncé had been sporting a prosthetic bump, Knowles says, “It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid.”

Fortunately, the protective mom adds, her daughter’s global fan following offered plenty of support. “There was so much love and well wishes from all over the world — it made it easier to deal with the stupid rumors.”

But the dust didn’t settle once the couple welcomed their baby girl.

Amidst the joy of welcoming Blue Ivy on Jan. 7, the new parents were said to have upset the hospital with their high list of security demands — a rumor that Beyoncé clarifies is “so crazy” and “ridiculous.”

– Anya Leon with reporting by Alexis Chiu

Beyoncé: Surrogacy Rumors Were ‘Just Crazy’ – Moms & Babies – Moms & Babies - People.com

**NVash** · April 29th, 2012, 10:03 PM

Sunday, April 29th 2012
Beyonce On Those Pillow Baby Rumors.....

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World (served on the tip of a side-eye), seen here semi-SANS FARDS in NYC a few days ago, has something to say about those rumors that Blue Ivy Carter grew in a South American surrogate's womb while she strapped a House of Dereon brand pillow baby to her torso. Beyonce tells People that it didn't hurt her feelings when hos said that she was knocked up with memory foam for 9 months, she just thought it was crazy.

“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”

Beyonce knows very damn well how this shit started. The rumor was born when Beyonce debuted her bump in true stunt queen fashion at the MTV VMAs and then it took on a new life when her belly folded in half like she was pregnant with Flat Stanley. But Beyonce has an answer for that!

“It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid.”

While Beyonce shook those rumors out of her lacefront, Mama Tina's black coal of a heart twitched in pain over hos saying that her daughter faked it all. Mama Tina said this:

“I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months. As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous.”

Who really cares if Beyonce hired a baby oven or if Blue Ivy Carter grew in her womb of ethereal light? If I was farting out wads of gold-covered hundred dollars bills like Beyonce does, I'd hire a surrogate. Damn. When you get a surrogate to carry your baby, you don't have to break up with booze, you don't have to put your bong away for 9 months, you don't have to have nightmares about shitting on the labor table and you can get as fat as you want and bitches can't say shit about it. All pluses to me!
And I love how Mama Tina is clutching her 20 carat pink diamond and white gold necklace (Mama Tina doesn't do common pearls) over the possibility of someone being that diabolical. This coming from a diabolical Disney villainess who keeps a cauldron in House of Dereon's dungeon and has sacrificed several past members of Destiny's Child to the Illuminati in exchange for her daughter becoming the queen ruler of the world. (Insert Mama Tina's wig-raising cackle of doom here.)

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

Source: Beyonce On Those Pillow Baby Rumors..... | Dlisted

Michael K once more.

Im over this pillow baby and I dont care what Beyonces mother has to say. Can anyone tell me why Beyonce looks so greasy?

*DIVA! · April 29th, 2012, 10:16 PM

She's been kissing Gabby!!

Maybe she just put on some vasoline cocoa butter gel???

**Novice** · April 30th, 2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by NVash

Michael K once more.

Im over this pillow baby and I dont care what Beyonces mother has to say. Can anyone tell me why Beyonce looks so greasy?

Not a fan, but she doesn't seem to look greasy here.

I like what she's wearing here.

**Sarzy** · April 30th, 2012, 05:26 AM

I always thought the fake pregnancy rumours were stupid. If I was her I'd have probably released a picture of my pregnant belly just to shut everyone the hell up.