Beyonce & Jay-Z expecting their first child

**Novice** · August 29th, 2011, 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

I'm lighting candles, shaking ju-ju beads and splattering blood onto heathen statues in the hope that my prayers are answered and she bloats up like a helium filled whale.

*lights candles & starts a black mass* I'd like to see her Mariah Carey-plus sized!

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

I can't exactly articulate why but I hate this bitch so much! I pity her spawn.

Vouch!

And did anyone else notice that she got the lie in about her age into the announcement? That she'd have a baby before she was 30????

**Sarzy** · August 29th, 2011, 03:07 AM

Those photos

Oh god I think the baby will be that ugly too.

**autumn** · August 29th, 2011, 04:12 AM

What really amazes me is how she kept this a secret. Hilary Duff is hardly showing and people are starring at her bump and B has a huge bump and no one even knew.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · August 29th, 2011, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by autumn

What really amazes me is how she kept this a secret. Hilary Duff is hardly showing and people are starring at her bump and B has a huge bump and no one even knew.

we knew since her 4 Intimate Dates @ Roseland... starting Aug 16th

Aug 18th

**sam_h786** · August 29th, 2011, 06:36 AM

Congratulations to Beyonce and Jay-Z!

I guess they didn't want to announce whether she's having a girl or a boy, whatever is I hope they have a happy, healthy child...She's been keeping a low profile for a while she hasn't been seen out much recently, they probably wanted to wait til she was a couple months into the pregnancy...xx

**BITTER** · August 29th, 2011, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Ugh I just saw the obnoxious attention whore move from this bitch on stage at the VMA's: ended her set by flinging open her jacket and conspicuously rubbing her own belly with a shit-eating grin. That's why I hate her.

It's not a blessed event; it's a publicity stunt. Pregnancy as PR!!!

**smurfette** · August 29th, 2011, 08:13 AM

Aren't Beyonce & JayZ the same celeb couple who denied ever getting married but they have no problem revealing a baby bump at an awards show? Really?

**NickiDrea** · August 29th, 2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by jjlegendary18

I know right. What a evil attention seeking ho!! How dare she be beaming and happy that she is pregnant. What the fuck is wrong with this chick?

God I hate it when musicians mess up their performances by with their antics.

I have to agree with you. Beyonce annoys me sometimes but when you are pregnant and excited about it you do tell everyone, you kind of sparkle, you will rub your belly and draw attention to it. It's natural. She is obviously ecstatic, she is absolutely glowing. I don't understand the nastiness thrown at her for being excited about being pregnant and wanting to share it with everyone. I am happy for her!

**Valley Doll** · August 29th, 2011, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by smurfette

Aren't Beyonce & JayZ the same celeb couple who denied ever getting married but they have no problem revealing a baby bump at an awards show? Really?

They haven't ever denied their marriage, though they made sure not to be photographed with each other for a long time.

Never mind the kid's looks. I hope he/she gets Jay's brains. Beyonce always stuck me as dumb.

**Seth82** · August 29th, 2011, 08:41 AM

I am happy for them

I've never been a fan of Beyonce but I just don't hate her like some do

but hopefully the kid doesn't turn out looking like Jay Z as he is super fug

**MontanaMama** · August 29th, 2011, 09:10 AM

Perhaps it's the attention whorish nature of the announcement????? They could have announced it at any time, but she had to make an entire awards show about her. I think Jay-Z's pretty chill, but her nickname ain't Be-On-Stage for nothing.

**Palermo** · August 29th, 2011, 09:23 AM

I'm happy for them. If the baby comes out ugly Lord knows they have enough cash for a million plastic surgeries.

**rockchick** · August 29th, 2011, 09:50 AM

Not a fan of either one but the pics and comments are cracking me up!! I'm happy for them regardless.

**kalirga** · August 29th, 2011, 09:53 AM

Do you think they timed the conception so she'd be ripe for the VMA's?

Or was it a happy coincidence?

Her famewhoring is awesome, how can you not admire the skills? For once, Lady Gaga was the least of things that happened last night.

Also, I can't believe she has sex with that. But I am happy for them. Can't wait to have the baby shoved down our throats!