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    Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I can't exactly articulate why but I hate this bitch so much! I pity her spawn.
    vouch. i'd hoped they wouldn't breed.

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    I like Solange and loathe Beyonce. It's like the yin and fricken yang of the Knowles'. Kid is gonna look like daddy.
    agree.

    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I spit out my herbal tea on this one, Constance! Thanks...


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    HOLY SHIT! Warn a bitch before posting a pic like that. Scared me half to death.
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    OT - Where the hell is Kesha these days? Haven't heard from her in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

    Awesome - Beyonce with 5 o'clock shadow. Stunning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAP View Post
    OT - Where the hell is Kesha these days? Haven't heard from her in a while.
    Finishing up her gender reassignment surgery.
    Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!

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    Constance, I just peed a little! Awesome!
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    HA! I love that "If they mated [and unfortunately they did]" pic. I will laugh my ass off when it happens, even though it won't be that poor child's fault it's so ugly.

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    That pic is gold.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    kid's gonna be fug!!!

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    I'm lighting candles, shaking ju-ju beads and splattering blood onto heathen statues in the hope that my prayers are answered and she bloats up like a helium filled whale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Ugh I just saw the obnoxious attention whore move from this bitch on stage at the VMA's: ended her set by flinging open her jacket and conspicuously rubbing her own belly with a shit-eating grin. That's why I hate her.

    yessss! right before she dropped the mic... sexual chocolate up in this beeyotch wut!!?


    isn't she positively glowing? isn't she loverly??oh my Beyonce


    Last edited by Sm0kah0ntas; August 29th, 2011 at 06:11 AM.
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    what a great picture.

    i found some more:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Ugh I just saw the obnoxious attention whore move from this bitch on stage at the VMA's: ended her set by flinging open her jacket and conspicuously rubbing her own belly with a shit-eating grin. That's why I hate her.
    I know right. What a evil attention seeking ho!! How dare she be beaming and happy that she is pregnant. What the fuck is wrong with this chick?

    God I hate it when musicians mess up their performances by with their antics.

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