Beyonce & Jay-Z expecting their first child

**ConstanceSpry** · August 28th, 2011, 09:52 PM

Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

**sputnik** · August 28th, 2011, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

I can't exactly articulate why but I hate this bitch so much! I pity her spawn.

vouch. i'd hoped they wouldn't breed.

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

I like Solange and loathe Beyonce. It's like the yin and fricken yang of the Knowles'. Kid is gonna look like daddy.

agree.

Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry

Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

**BITTER** · August 28th, 2011, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry

Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I spit out my herbal tea on this one, Constance! Thanks...

**nancydrew** · August 28th, 2011, 09:55 PM

HOLY SHIT! Warn a bitch before posting a pic like that. Scared me half to death.

**DAP** · August 28th, 2011, 10:03 PM

OT - Where the hell is Kesha these days? Haven't heard from her in a while.

**Brookie** · August 28th, 2011, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry

Here's what their spawn is gonna look like.

Awesome - Beyonce with 5 o'clock shadow. Stunning.

**Brah** · August 28th, 2011, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by DAP

OT - Where the hell is Kesha these days? Haven't heard from her in a while.

Finishing up her gender reassignment surgery.

**Laxmobster** · August 28th, 2011, 10:42 PM

Constance, I just peed a little! Awesome!

**Beeyotch** · August 28th, 2011, 10:45 PM

HA! I love that "If they mated [and unfortunately they did]" pic. I will laugh my ass off when it happens, even though it won't be that poor child's fault it's so ugly.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · August 28th, 2011, 10:50 PM

That pic is gold.

**Malice27** · August 28th, 2011, 11:30 PM

kid's gonna be fug!!!

**Kittylady** · August 29th, 2011, 12:37 AM

I'm lighting candles, shaking ju-ju beads and splattering blood onto heathen statues in the hope that my prayers are answered and she bloats up like a helium filled whale.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · August 29th, 2011, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Ugh I just saw the obnoxious attention whore move from this bitch on stage at the VMA's: ended her set by flinging open her jacket and conspicuously rubbing her own belly with a shit-eating grin. That's why I hate her.

yessss! right before she dropped the mic... sexual chocolate up in this beeyotch wut!!?

isn't she positively glowing? isn't she loverly??

oh my Beyonce

**stef** · August 29th, 2011, 02:17 AM

what a great picture.

i found some more:

**jjlegendary18** · August 29th, 2011, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Ugh I just saw the obnoxious attention whore move from this bitch on stage at the VMA's: ended her set by flinging open her jacket and conspicuously rubbing her own belly with a shit-eating grin. That's why I hate her.

I know right. What a evil attention seeking ho!! How dare she be beaming and happy that she is pregnant. What the fuck is wrong with this chick?

God I hate it when musicians mess up their performances by with their antics.