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    BEYONCE, JAY-ZTWINS PREMATURE'UNDER THE LIGHTS'

    Beyonce's twins were premature and are "under the lights" to normalize ... this according to sources connected with the family.
    We're told Beyonce did not go full-term ... which was not apparent on the surface. Beyonce announced her pregnancy February 1.
    TMZ broke the story ... the twins have been in the hospital since their birth a week ago Monday with a "minor issue."
    Our sources say the babies are "under the lights." They would not be more specific, but that often means the babies have jaundice because of elevated bilirubin levels. The lights are designed to lower bilirubin in the blood to eliminate the jaundice.
    The condition is common among preemies and in most cases not dangerous.

    Beyonce, Jay-Z's Twins Premature, 'Under the Lights' | TMZ.com

    Looks like you were right about the jaundice. If the twins were born last Monday they should be going home soon if there is no further complications.
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    I wonder if she induced labor...that is, if she were really pregnant at all.
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    Both my kids were a tiny bit early and both had mild jaundice (the first was 10 days early and the second was 3 weeks early). Not jaundiced enough to treat with the bili-lights though. It happens. I wonder how far along she was.
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    The twins (#1-2) had to be under the lights. But they only had to be under them for a few days. I used to be so sad seeing them with their little baby shades on in their incubators. My daughter particularly hated the lights and would wave her little arms and cry when they were on.
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    I wonder if everyone else has to just wait if they want to deliver their own baby. You know, so they don't contaminate the holy air of the Carters with all their little baby issues.

    And by the way, are they waiting for The Gospel of Bey and J to be written before they shatter and bless us with the babies' names and sex? I get that it's their news to share, whenever, but everyone knows they've been born. It becomes just too, too, precious and pretentious.
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    Watching local news this morning. They were talking about Kim and Kanye hiring out for a surrogate. Then the one news lady goes something like,"Well, if Beyonce hired a surrogate, I would think they would paid a lot more than 45,000." And then kind of cracked a shit eating grin and the other news lady goes, "I hear you." And she cracked back, "No, you didn't." And they smiled at each other so I think they believe she used a surrogate the first time around.

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    I saw something about that and how she asked/considered asking Khloe to be her surrogate. That one took my breath away with the sheer nastiness.
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    How are they still on TV??!!
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    My guess on the names: Red Tulip and Silver Sage.

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    As long as it's not: Silver Bullet and/or Black Panther.
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    Yellow Submarine and Purple Rain .
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    Apparently it's Shawn jr. and Bea

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    Appropriately narcissistic.

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