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    ^Yes she is. Our little English ginger.
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    I've heard merkin before to refer to a male partner covering up for a lesbian.
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    the usage of merkin goes way back. i remember first hearing about it when reading shakespeare in HS.

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    I learn so much on GR!
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    The hoors would have to shave their pubes to avoid lice, thus the merkin.
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    And it's free! All free!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    ^Yes she is. Our little English ginger.
    From Blackpool...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    ^Yes she is. Our little English ginger.
    Sod off you Floridian snake snarfler!

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    And you! I hope your kitchen falls apart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Sod off you Floridian snake snarfler!



    And you! I hope your kitchen falls apart.
    Now that's just hurtful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    From Blackpool...
    Albert And The Lion - Poem by Marriott Edgar

    There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
    That's noted for fresh air and fun,
    And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
    Went there with young Albert, their son.


    A grand little lad was young Albert,
    All dressed in his best; quite a swell
    With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
    The finest that Woolworth's could sell.


    They didn't think much of the Ocean:
    The waves, they were fiddlin' and small,
    There was no wrecks and nobody drownded,
    Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.


    So, seeking for further amusement,
    They paid and went into the Zoo,
    Where they'd Lions and Tigers and Camels,
    And old ale and sandwiches too.


    There were one great big Lion called Wallace;
    His nose were all covered with scars -
    He lay in a somnolent posture,
    With the side of his face on the bars.


    Now Albert had heard about Lions,
    How they was ferocious and wild -
    To see Wallace lying so peaceful,
    Well, it didn't seem right to the child.


    So straightway the brave little feller,
    Not showing a morsel of fear,
    Took his stick with its 'orse's 'ead 'andle
    And pushed it in Wallace's ear.


    You could see that the Lion didn't like it,
    For giving a kind of a roll,
    He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im,
    And swallowed the little lad 'ole.


    Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,
    And didn't know what to do next,
    Said 'Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert',
    And Mother said 'Well, I am vexed!'


    Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom -
    Quite rightly, when all's said and done -
    Complained to the Animal Keeper,
    That the Lion had eaten their son.


    The keeper was quite nice about it;
    He said 'What a nasty mishap.
    Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten?'
    Pa said "Am I sure? There's his cap!'


    The manager had to be sent for.
    He came and he said 'What's to do?'
    Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert,
    'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.'


    Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller;
    I think it's a shame and a sin,
    For a lion to go and eat Albert,
    And after we've paid to come in.'


    The manager wanted no trouble,
    He took out his purse right away,
    Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'
    And Pa said "What do you usually pay?'


    But Mother had turned a bit awkward
    When she thought where her Albert had gone.
    She said 'No! someone's got to be summonsed' -
    So that was decided upon.


    Then off they went to the P'lice Station,
    In front of the Magistrate chap;
    They told 'im what happened to Albert,
    And proved it by showing his cap.


    The Magistrate gave his opinion
    That no one was really to blame
    And he said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms
    Would have further sons to their name.


    At that Mother got proper blazing,
    'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.
    'What waste all our lives raising children
    To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'

    http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/albert-and-the-lion/

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    I do not think it means what I think it means.
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    Too funny!

    ETA, did this poem as a Poetry Interp event entry at a speech and debate tournament in college, fake Brit accent and everything, and won an award. Think I placed 5th out of 6th of the awards given.

    On my ballots, one judge wrote, "Thank you for choosing a poem that is not relentlessly negative."

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    Reminds me of those Hilaire Belloc poems we had to recite in primary school. "Jim, Who Ran Away From His Nurse, And Was Eaten By A Lion".
    "You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well."



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    I had not heard of him, so looked him up, and liked the one titled, "Rebecca Who Slammed Doors for Fun and Perished Miserably" and this one.

    The moon on the one hand, the dawn on the other:
    The moon is my sister, the dawn is my brother.
    The moon on my left and the dawn on my right.
    My brother, good morning: my sister, good night.
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