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    Oh god, remember when Ben was with JLo and they both were the color of orange? And he looked embarrassed as hell in every picture. Good times.
    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linne View Post
    Oh god, remember when Ben was with JLo and they both were the color of orange? And he looked embarrassed as hell in every picture. Good times.


    Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez attend the 75th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theater on March 23, 2003
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linne View Post
    Oh god, remember when Ben was with JLo and they both were the color of orange? And he looked embarrassed as hell in every picture. Good times.
    Didn't she also shit on him once too when she had diarrhea?

    Only juicy Ben gossip I read on a board was from a waitress at a club in Montreal.
    Ben was trying to buy some coke. This was years ago though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    She's probably looking for Ben's replacement because that's how she rolls, leaves one guy for a higher profile one.
    THIS.

    And somehow I don't think she is the same as your everyday harried suburban mom of three whose every free moment is spent shuttling kids to activities. She's loaded and she's still making movies so I can't see her having time for it to be a daily thing, I'm sure she's got people who do that for her unless she needs a photo op.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Wookie-Chick* View Post
    I forgot about that, they look like Oompa Loompas.
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    Probably still having lame sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
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    Oh so fucking what. Not everyone wants to swan the fuck about in a fucking cocktail dress every fucking day. Not everyone wants to look like a fucking mannequin day in and day out. So long as you can clean up when you have to who gives a flying fuck what you wear when you are on your own time? I live in tomboyish clothes to a greater or lesser degree but it doesn't make me a secret poon diver or my Mister a fucking merkin. Women can be tomboys and still love the cock.

    God, you're so fucking tedious. Just say out loud what you mean or GTFO. It won't make any difference though - you could swing round every pole on the planet and Affleck still isn't going to dick you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bootspaige View Post
    I don't really get a gay vibe from her at all, but remember the rumors about Ben and Matt....so maybe they do beard for each other. How can anyone leave Scott Foley unless they were a lesbian?
    Goofy. She probably needed a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Oh so fucking what. Not everyone wants to swan the fuck about in a fucking cocktail dress every fucking day. Not everyone wants to look like a fucking mannequin day in and day out. So long as you can clean up when you have to who gives a flying fuck what you wear when you are on your own time? I live in tomboyish clothes to a greater or lesser degree but it doesn't make me a secret poon diver or my Mister a fucking merkin. Women can be tomboys and still love the cock.

    God, you're so fucking tedious. Just say out loud what you mean or GTFO. It won't make any difference though - you could swing round every pole on the planet and Affleck still isn't going to dick you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I live in tomboyish clothes to a greater or lesser degree but it doesn't make me a secret poon diver or my Mister a fucking merkin.
    I never heard the word merkin before, so I googled it. Turns out, it's a pubic wig, with lots of interesting images. Is there another meaning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    I never heard the word merkin before, so I googled it. Turns out, it's a pubic wig, with lots of interesting images. Is there another meaning?
    Nope, that's it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Nope, that's it.
    So how does a Mister become a merkin? A proverbial merkin? Is that like a doormat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    So how does a Mister become a merkin? A proverbial merkin? Is that like a doormat?
    Like a beard? Provides cover for her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    So how does a Mister become a merkin? A proverbial merkin? Is that like a doormat?
    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Like a beard? Provides cover for her?
    Mo for the win.
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    ^ Thank you!
    I'm a very literal person I guess. Is Kittylady from England? It reminds me of Cockney Rhyming Slang when I worked for a British company. They'd explain the jokes to me and I'd say, "Nope, I still don't get it."
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