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    More like she got tired of tasting stripper twat on Ben.
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    ewwww.
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    Hahaha and ewww, I agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    More like she got tired of tasting stripper twat on Ben.
    I can tell you from first-hand experience that Mrs Dark is not making that up.

    A long, long time ago (15+ years), my brother, some coworkers and I went to a stripper bar. You could go to the stage and tip the dancer by slipping a dollar or more in their garter belt - and that was the only thing they were wearing besides high-heel shoes.

    When my brother went up, this dancer grabbed him by the shoulders and then moved him backward about half a foot. She then proceeded to do some elaborate routine for him that involved swinging from a bar overhead. Except that she misjudged her distance and accidentally hit him right in the forehead with her nether regions - in front of the whole bar.

    To this day, my friend refers to it as "the flying gamahooch".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
    Every person is more or less bisexual. In their case other one is more and the other one is less.

    I call BULLSHIT.
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    And batshit too!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
    Every person is more or less bisexual.
    AKA - "bambivalent".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
    Every person is more or less bisexual. In their case other one is more and the other one is less.
    I feel like something got lost in Google Translate.
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    Full moon.
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    I bet Garner could whip his ass, so he is a fool to cheat on her.
    Piss off!

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    Who here seriously thinks Jen's a nun when Ben is away filming movies?

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    In LA who is?

    She's probably up to her eyeballs in taxiing kids to everything from school to soccer practice to dance lessons. And changing mini-Matt Damon's diapers.

    But when she has the time to fit in fucking, I hope she's got a big, buff personal trainer or landscaper that she's banging the shit out of while Ben's getting the flying gamahooch in those strip clubs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
    Who here seriously thinks Jen's a nun when Ben is away filming movies?
    I thought that she's away filming a movie.

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    ^ A movie she only got because she married A list Ben Affleck. She probably only takes film roles so she can go bang other guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I don't get the Garner hate. She's been with the man for 10 years. I doubt this was some cash or fame grab for her, a decade long in the making. She's bland but I think she married someone she loves. Perhaps she stays for the kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    ^ A movie she only got because she married A list Ben Affleck. She probably only takes film roles so she can go bang other guys.

    I'm so confused!!

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