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    ^ I was wondering about that too
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    Can someone dig up the shit story again? I'm way too tired. And this must be resurrected as often as someone thinks of it. Someone could start to think JLo deserves to be taken seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Bambi are you JLo?
    If JLo also has absolutely no sense of humour, that would be a strong indicator.

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    Here's the Jenn shits on Ben story:

    Jennifer Lopez has disgusting problems | The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

    “Remember a few years ago when Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were here shooting Project Greenlight?” (They had gone to Sundance to interview directors and writers and try and create a publicity stunt and an episode out of it.) “I was doing sound in the condo where they were both lodging and filming. At one point Ben took a break from shooting and disappeared upstairs to his bedroom. By mistake he left his wireless mic on.”

    “Jennifer Lopez was there with Ben, but was hiding out in his room the whole time. At first when I heard Ben kissing her hello, I immediately went to turn the volume down on my headphones. But then they started kissing loudly and making noises, and I felt so guilty, but I left the sound up, and heard Jennifer saying ‘I love you baby, I love you… You wanna get busy, baby. You wanna get busy?'”

    “Then I heard Ben reply, .’Are you sure you’re feelin’ better? I don’t want you to shit on me again.'”

    Silence. Then screams from everyone on our crew. Our dear sound guy seemed like he had finally told a story he’d been holding onto for years, and was relieved to tell people who found it more funny than disgusting. I think it is perfectly both.”


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    Thanks Sluce!
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    hahahaaa omg hahaha that can't be a true story. She no do Da poo poo on ben! NOOO

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    Oh yes. That story has been around forever. She probably wishes it would be forgotten!

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    Now were they doing anal and she shit on him? Or did she just have the trots??!??
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    ^Excellent question.
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    It's about time
    you checked in.
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    This thread is turning so shitty that I'll add my own pile to it.


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    It was my understanding that she had some sort of a stomach bug. Whether or not he was fucking her at all...much less in the ass...at the time of the shit spray is speculation. But given that he was overheard voicing his concerns ('are you better now?' 'you're not going to shit on me again?') when she was trying to cozy up to him and "get busy", that would lead me to believe that they were engaged in some sort of intimacy at the time.

    Bambi, if you wanna go there that means that Ben has had sex with P.Diddy and everyone else JLo banged before him.

    And Jennifer Garner has had sex with Gwynneth, JLo, and a bunch of strippers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
    This thread is turning so shitty that I'll add my own pile to it.

    That's a little dirty secret? Big deal, they were in a serious relationship. I'd be more interesting if it were Matt Damon in the 3rd pic.
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