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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    You will always be the I-95 diddler. Accept it and suck it up. Sluce still tells dirty lies that I'm a furry, just because I happened to walk by a furry convention one time and was stupid enough to tell y'all about how creeped out I was by the Wyle E. Coyote that was staring me down.
    So I had to go google furry convention. I never heard of that, and I live near Pittsburgh, the next one is a month from now. I thought you were talking about merkins again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    You will always be the I-95 diddler. Accept it and suck it up. Sluce still tells dirty lies that I'm a furry, just because I happened to walk by a furry convention one time and was stupid enough to tell y'all about how creeped out I was by the Wyle E. Coyote that was staring me down.
    Look at Greys trying to deny her furry fetish. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post


    I wonder what a rich and powerful hetero man would like to see when he gets home from work(?)
    But wasn't Ben banging strippers when he was with J-Lo? I doubt she was wearing flannel shirts and don't-fuck-me (ie, sensible) shoes.
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    @sluce Whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    You will always be the I-95 diddler. Accept it and suck it up. Sluce still tells dirty lies that I'm a furry, just because I happened to walk by a furry convention one time and was stupid enough to tell y'all about how creeped out I was by the Wyle E. Coyote that was staring me down.
    This literally made me laugh out loud.
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    Look at Greys trying to deny her furry fetish. LOL
    I know right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post


    I wonder what a rich and powerful hetero man would like to see when he gets home from work(?)
    I know what my man prefers when he gets in from work and it's me. Covered up, cynical, snarky me, because I make him laugh, I tell him straight when he's being a dick, take care of him when he's sick and kick him up the arse when he's just feeling sorry for himself. The non-bikini clad me will slog across a muddy field throwing sticks for a dog with him, play practical jokes on him, cuss like a sailor and eviscerate fools and after all of that can still clean up, smile sweetly, speak coherently and be the perfect motherfucking lady that he knows he can take anywhere AND not be ashamed to take back again.
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    Damn. And can you bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan?
    And never, ever let him forget he's a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Damn. And can you bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan?
    And never, ever let him forget he's a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Damn. And can you bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan?
    And never, ever let him forget he's a man?

    Enjoli
    I think I love you, ManxMouse - reminding me of all these old commercials. By the way, the guy doing the voiceover for the commercial also introduced a lot of horror movie previews.

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    I fry damn good bacon lol. I also exercise the Cook's Privilege when I fry it and somehow end up with an extra rasher on my bacon sammich. I settle for being awesome rather than perfect.
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    And WTF does that motherfucker do for the Enjoli woman? If she can do all that shit for herself (and especially if she has to) why bother with HIS ass?

    Especially if he's a stripper-banger who still reeks of Glow by JLo (and don't forget when she had the runs and shit on him during sex!)

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    She should be able to wear whatever butchoid lesbian outfit she wants as long as he continues to sport that ugly rug on his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    If that ever happens, she better be ready to get it on right there in the foyer.
    avert your eyes, kids!
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    Just saw on Yahoo that OK mag is reporting that the divorce will not be amicable because Jen is going for full custody to punish the "bad boy behavior." LOL
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    (and don't forget when she had the runs and shit on him during sex!)
    OMG! This is news to me. How did this come out, a blind-item?

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