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    I must say i understood almost everything in this here thread and i am not English.I had a good time reading it ..highly entertaining ..Bambi does it beautifully.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Yes that was the general theme - do something even slightly naughty and you will suffer a terrible fate. There was one about a little poncey kid whose name escapes me, something toffy like Murgatroyd or Augustus, who played with a dangerous toy (a balloon ffs) with catastrophic consequences. They didn't scare me! I continued to play with balloons and visit the zoo and managed to survive.

    eta It was George. I must have been misbehaving so hard I forgot. I must have confused him with Algernon who almost shot his sister.
    Ha! I had a series of little books like that, truly sadistic little things looking back on them. For example, one had a group of little children taunting and eventually even throwing stones at a little old lady, who of course turned out to be the beloved grandmother they had never met. The worst, though, the absolute worst, was a boy and girl about 8-10 years old. Their mother is tiredly cleaning and wants their help, but they tease her until she frees them to play outside. When they return, the house is clean, and Mother asleep on the sofa.... except she's not sleeping, she's dead. Who writes this stuff???

    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    What is that gray thing?
    I'm fairly certain that's the item Bambi thinks Jennifer is tucking away. It doesn't look tuckable to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    What is that gray thing?
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    Photoshop suggests woman enjoys using dildo. And?
    Oh, duh. (I thought it was an armrest)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lindsaywhit View Post
    Ha! I had a series of little books like that, truly sadistic little things looking back on them. For example, one had a group of little children taunting and eventually even throwing stones at a little old lady, who of course turned out to be the beloved grandmother they had never met. The worst, though, the absolute worst, was a boy and girl about 8-10 years old. Their mother is tiredly cleaning and wants their help, but they tease her until she frees them to play outside. When they return, the house is clean, and Mother asleep on the sofa.... except she's not sleeping, she's dead. Who writes this stuff???



    I'm fairly certain that's the item Bambi thinks Jennifer is tucking away. It doesn't look tuckable to me.
    She's tucking away....

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    I wonder what a rich and powerful hetero man would like to see when he gets home from work(?)

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    Seriously with that misogynistic bullshit?
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    I take it we are supposed to pick the bleached blonde 'college' (only if she flunked several semesters) skank with dark brows who looks like she's scratching her crabs?
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    This whole thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post


    I wonder what a rich and powerful hetero man would like to see when he gets home from work(?)
    Bambi, you know nothing about men, love, or life. Good luck with your sad, Benless life.
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    Bambi, have you reached that level of hatred yet when you also hate him as well because he must be horrible person because he hasn't dumped her yet? Or are you going on the route of "he is gay so this is a pretense only"? Or is she blackmailing him with some super secret?
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    All of the above!
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    All of the above!
    and more. lol

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    The thread title obligates me to be as mean as possible. The thread starter should burn in the gates of hell. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambi007 View Post
    The thread title obligates me to be as mean as possible. The thread starter should burn in the gates of hell. lol
    Why the fuck would you say that?
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    ^^^ look at the subject line. bambi has grounds. *ashamed*
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