Barely-there Kylie Minogue shows Martinez what he's missing (in a really gross dress)

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · August 27th, 2007, 05:26 AM

Hair color--all wrong (and try a little conditioner!)
Dress color--all wrong
Orangey makeup--really all wrong

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · August 27th, 2007, 06:16 AM

her face is starting to look like plastic to me

**Rogue** · August 27th, 2007, 06:28 AM

A friend of a friend had gone to the Ivy that night and bumped into Kylie in the loos, the comment was that the dress must have been very expensive but why? She was there was a few people from the Doctor Who cast and crew, and apparently everyone at the Iy was watching them, including the other famous patrons. Now I see why, that dress is certainly eye catching, one way or another.

**Chilly Willy** · August 27th, 2007, 06:28 AM

She's trying way too hard.

**ConstanceSpry** · August 27th, 2007, 11:20 AM

Gee, Halloween is still 2 months away...

**cataroo** · August 27th, 2007, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Rogue

that dress is certainly eye catching...

...it's like a horrific car accident. You don't want to look ... but you just can't believe what you're seeing ...

**sensual** · August 27th, 2007, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

She's trying way too hard.

Yep.

**MissVenus** · August 27th, 2007, 06:39 PM

As an Australian I am morally obligated to defend our Kylie. And so I will....

WE LOVE HER. SHE IS FABULOUS. SO BACK OFF BITCHES!!!

**Dorahacky** · August 27th, 2007, 07:49 PM

Hideous. Simply hideous.

**sweetness** · August 27th, 2007, 10:56 PM

It's not a far stretch from something Posh would wear. Just plain tacky.

**St Clair** · August 28th, 2007, 03:34 AM

It looks like crepe paper stapled together she looks slutty....As for Olivier.. really a dress ain't going do it..and he is conspicuous in his absence .Not been seen with her since October 2006..lucky escape from her. Mail started this rumour which has taken massive wings and they said as soon as Dr Who was over 5/8 she and Olivier were off on romantic make up holiday... er she is her in London..he is not...says it all. And He is with Goya too.

Then again Mail also said she is meeting in secret hideaway Dahm in September..!!!!

They also said both these things on the same day on 2 different articles by 2 different "hacks"

Is she ever desperate with no trophy male or what...???? She should maary gay Will, he has been around like Paul Burrel and Di for 13 devoted years..use his sperm for baby and they can then sleep with whoever without all the media guff.....though I am sceptical she even wants one.

**St Clair** · August 28th, 2007, 03:43 AM

Originally Posted by MissVenus

As an Australian I am morally obligated to defend our Kylie. And so I will....

WE LOVE HER. SHE IS FABULOUS. SO BACK OFF BITCHES!!!

Oh dear me... she is NOT exempt from the same bashing every other celeb gets...tut tut.She does not even live in Australia and has not for 20 years.She only get patriotic and comes back to you lot when she wants your money for her dire shows.

Misplaced loyalty and she is not fab or brilliant she is dull and insipid.

**labello** · August 28th, 2007, 03:49 AM

If someone told me this was a picture from 1987, I would totally believe it! Soooooo tacky, yet it works in some mysterious way. This 'creation' reminds me of that other (fictional) delusional dresser Carrie Bradshaw.

**TheMoog** · August 28th, 2007, 07:48 AM

The Australian singer is said to have told Martinez that he must propose, or they are finished for good.

I think he'll take that risk............